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Jinx
12-05-2014, 12:47 AM
Hey, EoFF Party People! It's that time again!

As most of you know, but for our newer members: As you've already probably deduced, the Ciddies are a bi-annual award ceremony celebrating the members of EoFF! It's a time of fun, laughter, and lots of drinking.

We use speeches to introduce our nominees or the award itself. And your speech can be anything! A story, a poem, an introduction to each member up for the speech, a song...if you need ideas or help, I suggest looking through past Ciddies or asking another member for help!

The most important thing to remember is that we're hear to celebrate each other and what makes our community so great. So please, claim a speech or four and get to writing! Happy Ciddies!

Until further notice (read: Award Guy PMs me back) the deadline for speeches is Friday, December 12th, 12:00pm EST.

You know the drill, but here is a key to help you anyway!
Red = Speech is unclaimed and unfinished
Yellow = Speech is claimed and in progress/not yet recieved
Green = Speech is finished and received

OKAY SPEECHIESSSS:

1. Best Member - Jinx
2. Most Charismatic Member - Bubba
3. Most Badass Member - Spooniest
4. Most Carefree Member - Jinx/Shauna
5. Most Quick-Witted Member - Denmark
6. Most Hard-Working Member - Shiny
7. Most Exciting Member - chionos
8. Most Kind Member ​- shion
9. Most Helpful Member ​- Shorty
10. Most Straight-Talking Member - Shauna
11. Most Grumpy Member - shion
12. Most Underrated Member - Lockharted
13. Most Adorkable Member - Lockharted
14. Most Thought-Provoking Member - shion
15. Most Chilled-Out Member - chionos
16. Most Passionate Member - shion
17. Most Enigmatic Member - Spooniest
18. Most Stylish Member - Bubba
19. Most Wacky Member - Dat Matt
20. Most Missed Member - Sephex
21. Best Staffer - Dat Matt
22. Best Veteran - Colonel Angus
23. Best Newbie - Shorty
24. Best Chatter - Freya
25. Best Artist - Jinx
26. Cutest Couple - Jinx
27. Best Thread - Dat Matt
28. Best Post - Dat Matt
29. Best Article Series - Colonel Angus
30. Best Let's Plays - Bravely Proto

31. MLT Get Banned - shion
32. MLT Become the Next EoFF Staff Member - Shorty
33. MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time - shion
34. MLT Make You Hammer the Rep Button - shion
35. MLT Be the Lead Singer in an EoFF Rock Band - Lockharted
36. MLT Have Your Back in a Zombie Apocalypse - Dat Matt
37. MLT Become a Supervillain - shion
38. MLT Become a Published Author - Jinx
39. MLT Make a Living as a Pro-Gamer - Shauna
40. MLT Rule the World - Shaibana
41. MLT Have a Triple Breast Implant Operation - Pike
42. MLT Be Driven Insane by EoFF Going Down - Shauna
43. MLT Drink Themselves into an Early Grave -Jinx
44. MLT Win an EoFF Thunderdome - chionos
45. MLT Become CEO of Square-Enix - Colonel Angus
46. MLT Bomb the Offices of Square Enix - Colonel Angus
47. MLT Secretly Elope - Jinx
48. MLT Be Second Accounts of Each Other - shion
49. MLT Fight Each Other to the Death - Lockharted/Colonel Angus
50. MLT Become a Successful Tag Team - Dat Matt

Shorty
12-05-2014, 12:56 AM
I'll take Helpful, Best Newbie, and Next Staffer.

Fynn
12-05-2014, 05:17 PM
Maybe next year. I'm now too caught up in work and MA stuff. I really wish I could help though :whimper:

Freya
12-05-2014, 05:34 PM
I'll try to crank some out this weekend for you! I'll do any of them so I'll just pick some when I have time tomorrow out of what's left

Pumpkin
12-05-2014, 05:50 PM
I'll do MLT Be second accounts of each other
Become a supervillain
Make you hammer the rep button
Get banned
most kind

Dat Matt
12-05-2014, 06:04 PM
While I am terrible at speeches, I will take Whackiest member.

I offer last years "Biggest Kid" entry as refernce to the fact I can totes do this, and probably this alone (https://soundcloud.com/matt-scullion-2/biggest-kid-entry)

PS - Jinx still stinxs.

Pumpkin
12-05-2014, 06:49 PM
I only have two left to do so I'll take
Most thought provoking
Most passionate
Win a Ciddie for the very first time
And Grumpiest

Night Fury
12-06-2014, 03:36 AM
Can I take Rock Band Singer?

Also, Adorkable

Night Fury
12-07-2014, 03:12 AM
Most Underrated Member - Sent!
MLT Fight Each Other to the Death - Sent!

Bubba
12-07-2014, 04:57 AM
I'll take most charismatic and most stylish.

Clearly I don't sleep anymore so I have plenty of time for these. I must insist that Kalevala reads them out though.

Shauna
12-07-2014, 05:04 PM
I wanna do most straight talking member.

I'll also pick up a MLT or two but I don't have time to make a decision right now, so I'll grab some when I next get to have a seat at my PC. xD

Freya
12-07-2014, 05:38 PM
I had sent in chatter but she hasn't changed it yet. SO that one is done!

Colonel Angus
12-08-2014, 05:07 PM
MLT Fight Each Other to the Death
MLT Become CEO of Squeenix
MLT Bomb the Offices of Squeenix

Someone else will have to record them, though, if we're doing that this year.

Shauna
12-08-2014, 06:02 PM
39. MLT Make a Living as a Pro-Gamer
42. MLT Be Driven Insane by EoFF Going Down

plz

Dat Matt
12-08-2014, 06:20 PM
I'll start on my speeches today.

Hook me up with

Best Staffer
Best Post
Most likely to have your back in a Zombie Apocalypse

Aulayna
12-08-2014, 07:40 PM
I would offer to write one but life is incredibly busy right now with overtime at work so I don't have the free time at the moment. Sorry.

chionos
12-08-2014, 11:39 PM
I'm horrible at these but I'll do 7, 15, 44.

Dat Matt
12-08-2014, 11:47 PM
#13 speeches left unclaimed and 4 days left on the deadline. Not too bad tbh.

Pike
12-08-2014, 11:54 PM
I'll take #41.

I can't guarantee I'll remember so bug me the day before or something if I forget.

escobert
12-09-2014, 12:59 AM
I would but I cba for that and I'd end up getting stoned and doing it like 20 minutes before the Ciddies

Night Fury
12-09-2014, 01:21 AM
MLT Fight Each Other to the Death
MLT Become CEO of Squeenix
MLT Bomb the Offices of Squeenix

Someone else will have to record them, though, if we're doing that this year.

CA! I've already done Fight to the Death! :)

Night Fury
12-09-2014, 01:53 AM
Nope you had marked MLT to be a Tag Team

Agent Proto
12-09-2014, 02:17 AM
Can I get Best Let's Play? I have a great idea for it. :D

Colonel Angus
12-09-2014, 02:17 AM
Let's go w/ Locky's for MLT Fight to the Death. I wasn't 100% thrilled w/ mine anyway.

Colonel Angus
12-09-2014, 02:49 AM
Well, if Locky's OK w/ it, then we can use both. Personally it wouldn't bother me if there were two speeches.

Sephex
12-09-2014, 04:23 AM
Jesus, fine!!!! I'll do one!! I'll do most missed member! GOSH!!!!

Night Fury
12-09-2014, 04:35 AM
MLT to fight each other to death over the MLT fight each other to death speech?

Pike
12-09-2014, 07:06 PM
who do I PM this to?

Shiny
12-09-2014, 08:54 PM
I'll take #6

Denmark
12-10-2014, 04:04 AM
i'll do most quick-witted

because i should have won that award but i wasn't nominated for some reason, something like "not being active in the last 6 months" which is some kinda steercrap

Denmark
12-10-2014, 05:00 AM
my speech for quick-witted:


sir i wanna buy these shoes

or it's the thing i'm about to PM you, either/or

Denmark
12-10-2014, 05:05 AM
you brought it up this time

chionos
12-10-2014, 05:49 AM
I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING AND IT MAKES ME NERVOUS

Dat Matt
12-10-2014, 05:53 PM
Give me #50 - MLT Become a Successful Tag Team.

Aerith's Knight
12-10-2014, 06:09 PM
I mean, I could potentially do #40 (MLT rule the world) as the WARRIOR. But besides the fact that I might die of shame, I don't really know most of what these people do anymore. Would make it a weird speech. So maybe next time.

Shauna
12-10-2014, 07:00 PM
I'll get my speeches out tonight. :)

chionos
12-10-2014, 08:11 PM
I won't!

Well maybe one of them, but the other two I'll have to do tomorrow.

chionos
12-10-2014, 08:32 PM
I SAID I'LL DO THEM TOMORROW HOLY SHIT I VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT HOW DARE YOU WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I HATE YOU I'M JUST TEASING I LOVE YOU I'M JUST TEASING YOU STINK BUT I'LL GET THEM IN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. <3 <3

Shorty
12-10-2014, 08:33 PM
I will have mine ready by late on Friday.

Shorty
12-10-2014, 08:41 PM
I'll see what I can do.

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 08:43 PM
Parker backed out doing Most Badass, so that one is back on the table if anyone cares to do it.

I don't remember if I've ever written a speech before (Freshman year of High School, I think?), but if you'll PM me a sample speech (perhaps from a previous year?) then I'll take it on.

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 08:51 PM
Ok, I'm on it.

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 08:54 PM
Alright. If you get that one done and feel comfortable taking another speech in red, let me know! Thanks for grabbing it!

This will depend on my supply of coffee

I should have this rattled off in a few minutes.

Colonel Angus
12-10-2014, 09:04 PM
I'll take best Veteran & Best Article Series

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 09:11 PM
Most Badass is in the can, check your inbox Jinxie

Shaibana
12-10-2014, 09:11 PM
if its not to late i'd like to do MLT rule the world

when is the deadline?

Shaibana
12-10-2014, 09:15 PM
alrighty! i saw the deadline at the first page right after submitting my post xD
i really need to read more before shouting.
ill make the speech tomorrow :3

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 09:29 PM
I'll try and do Most Enigmatic, but...man is that high-concept

If that's ok?

Sephex
12-10-2014, 09:29 PM
I will turn mine in tomorrow.

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 09:49 PM
Most Enigmatic is in the can.

Let's see...what next...

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 09:55 PM
Mmm...I don't know if I can muster the positivity necessary for Carefree or Cutest Couple...and Best Thread is literally an award I abstained from voting on...I haven't had much time to read threads for a while.

Sorries.

Spooniest
12-10-2014, 10:11 PM
Bitte.

Pumpkin
12-10-2014, 10:27 PM
I'll grab most carefree. I can get my last two speeches to you by tomorrow afternoon

Pumpkin
12-10-2014, 10:33 PM
Oh nevermind then!

Colonel Angus
12-10-2014, 11:53 PM
You've got all mine, Jinx. I'm sure the check'll be in the mail.

Dat Matt
12-11-2014, 01:20 PM
The tag team speech is an epic 6 page masterpiece that needs heavily edited before sending. Best thread and wackiest still need done, but they won't take long.

Kalevala
12-11-2014, 04:50 PM
I'll take most charismatic and most stylish.

Clearly I don't sleep anymore so I have plenty of time for these. I must insist that Kalevala reads them out though.

I'm afraid I may be too late. I have let your ears down.

Shiny
12-12-2014, 10:58 PM
May be too late, but the sent the speech for most hard-working.

Night Fury
12-13-2014, 07:33 AM
you have both of mine now!

Shorty
12-13-2014, 07:38 AM
Most Helpful is 75% done and I will finish in the morning! :jess:

Sephex
12-13-2014, 07:48 AM
That leaves Jinx to PM herself if her speech isn't ready. Better watch out, Jinx! Jinx has a temper!