WITHOUT CHEATING

[Spooniest]

Name the 14 player characters in this game...

IN THE ORDER THEY APPEAR ON THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN

[Ayen]

Uhh... Terra, Locke, the guy who lives in the desert, his brother, the ninja.

Yeah, I can't do it.

[Pumpkin]

oh wait nvm

[chionos]

Terra Locke Cyan Shadow Edgar Sabin Celes Strago
Setzer Relm Mog Gau Gogo Umaro

?

I was thinking at first that it might be the order in which they come available but I don't think that's it, because I know some on the top row are definitely out of order for that.

I obviously fail at life for not paying enough attention to the character select screen.

[Jinx]

Terry Brandloyalty
Lock Cold
Edward Figgypudding
Sabrina Figgypudding
Kyle Guacamole
Cow
Sellus A.Cherry
Seltzer Grabmybutty
Staygo Manguts
Realm Arrowinmyknee
Shankho
Nono
Tomorrow
Dog

[Spooniest]

Terry Brandloyalty
Lock Cold
Edward Figgypudding
Sabrina Figgypudding
Kyle Guacamole
Cow
Sellus A.Cherry
Seltzer Grabmybutty
Staygo Manguts
Realm Arrowinmyknee
Shankho
Nono
Tomorrow
Dog

61131

[chionos]

Hey, puns are cool. Even when they're "making fun of" the best game ever.

[Spooniest]

When Celes finishes the aria, there's a shooting star, commemorating a stellar performance

Octopus tentacles don't leave you much wiggle room in a fight

I just came in from Mobliz and I'm soaking wet...I think I lost my train of thought

[Bubba]

There is actually 16 playable characters, not 14. If memory serves me correctly, the order is as follows.

Ryu
E Honda
Blanca
Guile
Balrog
Ken
Chun Li
Zangief
Dhalsim
Sagat
Vega
T Hawk
Fei Long
Dee Jay
Cammy
M Bison

[Sephex]

Terry Bradshaw
Locktaire Fizzlequeef
Edgaroni and Cheese
Sabin Absalot
Emotion Oprah Suicide Complex
Edgy Shrouded Figure
Blueish Color Scheme
Enemy Skills? Get the f*** out of here.
Gambit
Inexplicable Mascot all of a sudden
Oh crap we need an old magic dude
Bratty Japanese Stereotype
The Abominable Assrag
Fantheory Argument

[Spooniest]

Derpa Brainfog
Locked? Cool
Eyed-gal Ron Jeremy
Sobbin Renamed Jeremy
Grey Fox
Sellout Chernobyl
Old Guy
Annoying Kid
Seltzer Zamboni
Older Guy
MORE Annoying Kid
Merch
Bigfoot
Sidequest Man

[Vyk]

This thread makes my thinky muscle hurt

[chionos]

I like the direction this thread has taken.

[Sephex]

Don't forget the cast of bad guys:

Brown Penguin Head
Green Penguin Head
Vapor Rub
Properly Translated Star Wars Reference
General Flattop McNorevieian
Emperor Fido
Character I Bring up to tell FFVII fanboys Sephiroth sucks when this character is just as "deep" and flawed

[Spooniest]

Character I Bring up to tell FFVII fanboys Sephiroth sucks when this character is just as "deep" and flawed

Yes, yes!!! Let the nerd rage *flow* through you! Strike them down and make your journey towards the dark side comp-puh-lete! :D

It's really hard to say whether Clown Psycho Laughing Guy or Ukyo Tachibana McGrimreaper is scarier, tbf

[Bubba]

It's really hard to say whether Clown Psycho Laughing Guy or Ukyo Tachibana McGrimreaper is scarier, tbf

Clowns are always scarier. Always.

[Spooniest]

It's really hard to say whether Clown Psycho Laughing Guy or Ukyo Tachibana McGrimreaper is scarier, tbf

Clowns are always scarier. Always.

Not when they're running the hell away after one hit like a little whiny baby.

[Sephex]

For the record I enjoy both FFVII and FFVI, but I also like to poke fun at common complaints and character traits.

[Greatermaximus]

WoB - Terra, Locke, Celes, Edgar, Sabin, Cyan, Gau, Setzer, Shadow, Strago, Relm. WoR - Celes, Edgar, Setzer. I could be wrong about the order. It varies. I'm doing this from memory. It's been some time. :)

[Spooniest]

WoB - Terra, Locke, Celes, Edgar, Sabin, Cyan, Gau, Setzer, Shadow, Strago, Relm. WoR - Celes, Edgar, Setzer. I could be wrong about the order. It varies. I'm doing this from memory. It's been some time. :)

Not sure what you're basing this on, but it's not possible to have Shadow at a character select screen in the World of Balance...

[blackmage_nuke]

I remember the first three were Terra Locke Cyan, because i remember how odd it was that cyan was third.

After that I'm not sure