Pike
12-16-2014, 06:43 PM
Due to popular demand, I'm branching this one off from the Let's Play Everything (http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/160257-Pike-Plays-Literally-Every-Game-on-Her-Steam-List) thread and giving this one its own!
Here's the intro, copy/pasted from the original thread:
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61164
AWWW YEAH LOOK AT THIS AMAZING ACTION
61159
JEAH LOOK AT THESE INSANE GRAPHICS
61161
Okay time to actually get this thing started.
61162
PRESS A TO TAKE A trout
61163
PRESS B TO THROW UP ON YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER
:shobon:
61165
Desmond Miles, asking the important questions.
61166
Now we have this Bri'ish man who happens to be a bit of a dickhead. I asked Huxley for the most British insult he can think of so I can refer to him as such, and he said "a gormless ponce". (He also helpfully suggested "tosser", "wanker", "git", "pillock", "plonker", "muppet", "bellend", "knobhead", "arsehole", "berk", "divot", "pikey", "prat", "tosspot", "uphill gardener", and "billy no-mates")
61167
Finally I get to jack in to the AssCreed Matrix and be Ezio, which is pretty awesome. I beat up like twenty guys and then went around and looted them while they were all curled up in the fetal positions crying.
61168
Feels good to be hot and also have a hot brother. :smug:
61169
Why are plague doctors so awesome?
61170
61171
Oh hey, the game is finally officially starting!
I did a couple of quests, one of which involved meeting some chick and promptly pressing A to :smug: and pressing B to :jokey: . Later I looked her up in my database and promptly LOL'd.
61172
Because I am a turbonerd. :shobon:
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I've played a couple of times since then and so far what's happened is that most of my family was killed :eek: ! And also I have a baller new outfit and I'm bro'ing it up with Leonardo da Vinci. It's pretty good.
Here's the intro, copy/pasted from the original thread:
-------------------------------------------
61164
AWWW YEAH LOOK AT THIS AMAZING ACTION
61159
JEAH LOOK AT THESE INSANE GRAPHICS
61161
Okay time to actually get this thing started.
61162
PRESS A TO TAKE A trout
61163
PRESS B TO THROW UP ON YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER
:shobon:
61165
Desmond Miles, asking the important questions.
61166
Now we have this Bri'ish man who happens to be a bit of a dickhead. I asked Huxley for the most British insult he can think of so I can refer to him as such, and he said "a gormless ponce". (He also helpfully suggested "tosser", "wanker", "git", "pillock", "plonker", "muppet", "bellend", "knobhead", "arsehole", "berk", "divot", "pikey", "prat", "tosspot", "uphill gardener", and "billy no-mates")
61167
Finally I get to jack in to the AssCreed Matrix and be Ezio, which is pretty awesome. I beat up like twenty guys and then went around and looted them while they were all curled up in the fetal positions crying.
61168
Feels good to be hot and also have a hot brother. :smug:
61169
Why are plague doctors so awesome?
61170
61171
Oh hey, the game is finally officially starting!
I did a couple of quests, one of which involved meeting some chick and promptly pressing A to :smug: and pressing B to :jokey: . Later I looked her up in my database and promptly LOL'd.
61172
Because I am a turbonerd. :shobon:
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I've played a couple of times since then and so far what's happened is that most of my family was killed :eek: ! And also I have a baller new outfit and I'm bro'ing it up with Leonardo da Vinci. It's pretty good.