How often would you kick a football if Lucy Van Pelt is the one holding it?

[Pike]

Are you a beta like Charlie Brown? :(

[Madame Adequate]

If she tried that ballix with me she'd be the one getting kicked, she'd get my boot up her hole.

[Ayen]

Zero. I'm not falling for that crap.

[Sephex]

I'd give her a contract for the Bears because her taking away the ball before a punt in order to screw with the kicker would be less embarrassing than HAVING AN ILLEGAL FORMATION WITH TEN PLAYERS ON THE FIELD AND YOU WORTHLESS QUEEF STAINS STILL COULDN'T CONVERT THE FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!!

[krissy]

great use of the word queef

[Calliope]

once a year, on the first day of autumn

[fire_of_avalon]

I am not very coordinated so it is likely that I would aim for.the ball but kick Lucy in the face. Which would be justice. So just the once would be needed.