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Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 07:33 PM
A genie offers you the following deal:


Whenever your body has finished with a drop of pee or a bit of poo, it will teleport into the equivalent place in Iceglow's bladder/bowels


You would never need to go again and Iceglow would have to go twice as much.

Pike
12-16-2014, 07:33 PM
wha... what

Aulayna
12-16-2014, 07:36 PM
http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/broly-vs-count-bleck-46832.jpg

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 07:37 PM
I would eat the cheapest Mexican food I can find I tell you

Psychotic
12-16-2014, 07:37 PM
Well I have a pretty good deal right now whereby Iceglow pays me for my waste, so as long as he continues his weekly payment then sure, why not.

Aerith's Knight
12-16-2014, 09:29 PM
He's already full of sh*t, why add more? :)

Ayen
12-16-2014, 11:42 PM
Sorry, Iceglow. This deal is too good to pass up.

krissy
12-17-2014, 04:18 AM
you guys may not know this but fecal transfer is a legit (though unsupported by the FDA) method for treatment of some bowel diseases
so
unless iceglow was sick with one and wanted some of my microbiome

no

Pike
12-17-2014, 10:18 AM
you guys may not know this but fecal transfer is a legit (though unsupported by the FDA) method for treatment of some bowel diseases

I did in fact know this and apparently it might fix my colon problem.

I'm still gonna pass.

Bubba
12-17-2014, 02:25 PM
Now I assume that only one of us would be able to transport our waste to poor Iceglow? If we all decided to do this then at the very least Iceglow will spend the rest of his life on the toilet. The most likely outcome though is that there will be severe internal hemorrhaging and he will suffer an extremely painful death.

escobert
12-17-2014, 10:59 PM
Yes. maybe he would post shorter posts since he'd have to hurry off to the potty so often. Or, maybe it would cause him to write even longer posts since he was sitting on the potty so much, bored. Oh no this could be bad.

Hipster Username
12-18-2014, 12:01 AM
Into where‽

Mirage
12-18-2014, 03:40 AM
Are you fishing for "best thread summer 2015 ciddies" already?

Lone Wolf Leonhart
12-18-2014, 08:42 AM
Poor Iceglow. Always getting









































dumped on.

Sephex
12-18-2014, 09:37 AM
My reaction when reading this:


Poor Iceglow. Always getting

Mi8za2kTJDs









































dumped on.

"DAMN IT!"

Made me laugh anyway.