How often would you kick a moogle if every time you kicked it, it pooped out FF games

[Pike]

NEW FF games, I might add.

[Madame Adequate]

You mean ones that are not yet released/made?

[Aulayna]

Question: Are these quality main-number entries, or shitty spin-offs?

[Pike]

You mean ones that are not yet released/made?

Yes.


Question: Are these quality main-number entries, or shitty spin-offs?

Both, it's kind of a gamble.

[Psychotic]

I'd kick the shit out of Moogles if they were real anyway. FF game poop is an added but unnecessary bonus.

[Madame Adequate]

There's a Judge Dredd cartoon where Mean Machine Angel's dial gets stuck on 4 1/2 and he headbutts a guy until it's just goo.

I would kick the moogle that amount.

[Aulayna]

Question: Will the Moogle make squeaky Kupo noises everytime it's kicked?

[Pike]

Question: Will the Moogle make squeaky Kupo noises everytime it's kicked?

Yes

[Aulayna]

Question: Will said Kupo noises eventually reach the levels of audible desecration usually only reserved for squeaky dog toys?

[Psychotic]

JUST KICK THE FUCKING MOOGLE, AULY

[Pike]

Question: Will said Kupo noises eventually reach the levels of audible desecration usually only reserved for squeaky dog toys?

Yes

[Aulayna]

Answer: All the time!

Not even for the games.

[Ayen]

I can't do it. They're too cute.