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Pike
12-16-2014, 07:50 PM
Note: the wasps are angry and you are not wearing any protective gear.

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 07:52 PM
How much is "a great deal"? I mean that's relative. What I think is a great deal of cash and what Mitt Romney thinks is a great deal are very different! He's so small-time!

(Yes, I absolutely would)

e; no wait better idea! I'd pay impressionable kids £/$20 to kick the nest and run, then when they're off getting gored by wasps, I'd take the money.

Aulayna
12-16-2014, 07:57 PM
No.

Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:01 PM
What are the wasps angry about? I need to know. Like, what if they're angry because their wasp girlfriends left them for a big buff hornet? Or because maybe they were drinking some nice wasp juice (honey?) at The Queen's Stinger but some douche bee knocks into them and it spills all down their nice stripey sweaters? I don't think I would want to make their wasp day any worse.

Pike
12-16-2014, 08:05 PM
They are angry that humans exist.

Ayen
12-16-2014, 08:31 PM
They are angry that humans exist.

Then the wasps and I have something in common.

And no.

Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:32 PM
They are angry that humans exist.Well that's just speciesist. Fuck the bigoted little buggers, kick their god damn world to pieces.

krissy
12-17-2014, 04:20 AM
no
my well being is more important to me than money

Sephex
12-17-2014, 04:23 AM
Yes. I would buy myself a yellow jacket.

Bubba
12-17-2014, 04:18 PM
Considering you would have to leg it away from the wasps initially AND THEN return for the money that fell out... it sounds like a big risk. I would do it if the amount was substantial.

Spooniest
12-17-2014, 04:42 PM
Picks up great deal of cash

Runs faster than wasps

Closes door (wasps cannot open doors)

Easy

blackmage_nuke
12-17-2014, 04:49 PM
Only if the wasps were already attacking me and I had nothing to lose by kicking it.

fire_of_avalon
12-20-2014, 03:18 PM
How much cash per kick and how hard do I have to kick before it counts.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-20-2014, 03:25 PM
I'd set up some det cord and have smoker or something. Assuming the money is worth the hassle and I could do something good with it.

Mirage
12-20-2014, 04:32 PM
There are many ways to avoid wasps without having to wear protective gear, so yes.