View Full Version : Would you kick a diamond if there was a cat inside
Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:12 PM
No. What do I gain from kicking it other than a jolly sore foot? You didn't state that the cat is released by the action of kicking its diamond prison.
Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:13 PM
How did the cat even get in there?
No. What do I gain from kicking it other than a jolly sore foot? You didn't state that the cat is released by the action of kicking its diamond prison.
Well I was going to mention this initially but honestly I'm not sure if you can break a diamond by kicking it.
How did the cat even get in there?
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Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:14 PM
No, because James Bond taught me Diamonds Are Forever.
And both Diamonds and Cats are key components of any super-villains personal collection, so both being combined into one is like hitting the villainy jackpot.
Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:31 PM
I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:
Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:33 PM
I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:
Something BoB creates when he kicks Cats with his co-workers apparently.
THREADCEPTION.
Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:33 PM
I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/160557-How-often-would-you-kick-a-cat-if-every-time-you-kicked-it-it-pooped-out-a-diamond
EDIT: Dammit Auly :argh:
Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:34 PM
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141015042646/le-miiverse-resource/images/f/fa/Deal_With_It..gif
Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:36 PM
I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:
Something BoB creates when he kicks Cats with his co-workers apparently.
THREADCEPTION.
Wait so
is this cat stuck in the diamond
a diamond that another cat shat out?
We need to go deeper kick harder.
Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:39 PM
Wait so
is this cat stuck in the diamond
a diamond that another cat shat out?http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/awardbloke/emot-psyboom_zpsprlffvgj.gif (http://s40.photobucket.com/user/awardbloke/media/emot-psyboom_zpsprlffvgj.gif.html)
Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:40 PM
It was found in a crate of this rare drink called Soup.
Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:41 PM
It was found in a crate of this rare drink called Soup.DON'T YOU GOD DAMN DARE
It used to be a drink until cavemen put it in a bowl for some reason.
Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 08:43 PM
Do ho ho!
I don't think a cat would last long inside a diamond. So I'd just sell the freaking huge diamond containing a crystallized RIP cat.
Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:48 PM
It used to be a drink until cavemen put it in a bowl for some reason.
TIL: How the band Bowling for Soup was formed.
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