Would you kick a diamond if there was a cat inside

[Pike]

?

[Psychotic]

No. What do I gain from kicking it other than a jolly sore foot? You didn't state that the cat is released by the action of kicking its diamond prison.

[Shauna]

How did the cat even get in there?

[Pike]

No. What do I gain from kicking it other than a jolly sore foot? You didn't state that the cat is released by the action of kicking its diamond prison.

Well I was going to mention this initially but honestly I'm not sure if you can break a diamond by kicking it.


How did the cat even get in there?

fq3abPnEEGE

[Aulayna]

No, because James Bond taught me Diamonds Are Forever.

And both Diamonds and Cats are key components of any super-villains personal collection, so both being combined into one is like hitting the villainy jackpot.

[Psychotic]

I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:

[Ayen]

Yes. Gotta free the cat.

[Aulayna]

I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:

Something BoB creates when he kicks Cats with his co-workers apparently.

THREADCEPTION.

[Shauna]

I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:

http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/160557-How-often-would-you-kick-a-cat-if-every-time-you-kicked-it-it-pooped-out-a-diamond


EDIT: Dammit Auly :argh:

[Aulayna]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141015042646/le-miiverse-resource/images/f/fa/Deal_With_It..gif

[Aulayna]

I'd have a sweet ass diamondWhat's an ass diamond...? :erm:

Something BoB creates when he kicks Cats with his co-workers apparently.

THREADCEPTION.


Wait so

is this cat stuck in the diamond

a diamond that another cat shat out?

We need to go deeper kick harder.

[Psychotic]

Wait so

is this cat stuck in the diamond

a diamond that another cat shat out?http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e210/awardbloke/emot-psyboom_zpsprlffvgj.gif (http://s40.photobucket.com/user/awardbloke/media/emot-psyboom_zpsprlffvgj.gif.html)

[Aulayna]

It was found in a crate of this rare drink called Soup.

[Psychotic]

It was found in a crate of this rare drink called Soup.DON'T YOU GOD DAMN DARE

[Ayen]

It used to be a drink until cavemen put it in a bowl for some reason.

[Madame Adequate]

Do ho ho!

I don't think a cat would last long inside a diamond. So I'd just sell the freaking huge diamond containing a crystallized RIP cat.

[Aulayna]

It used to be a drink until cavemen put it in a bowl for some reason.

TIL: How the band Bowling for Soup was formed.