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Jinx
12-16-2014, 08:27 PM
It's the Sophie's Choice of the Kicking threads.

Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:27 PM
The world couldn't handle more than one Shauna.

Ayen
12-16-2014, 08:28 PM
Zero.

Pike
12-16-2014, 08:28 PM
Dat Matt is a bro

Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:28 PM
I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

Aulayna
12-16-2014, 08:29 PM
I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.

Pike
12-16-2014, 08:29 PM
uh

Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:30 PM
I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.

I can guarantee this would not go well. My "strategy" only works if there's someone still alive to revive me.

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 08:32 PM
I would like three Shaunas because then I could play Castle Crashers or Left 4 Dead or Lesbian Clone Threesome with her.

I see this and raise you 4 kicks for an All-Shauna's L4D.

I see you this and raise you 5 kicks for an All-Shauna's Lesbian Clone Orgy. I mean, there's principles at stake here, you know?

Pike
12-16-2014, 08:34 PM
I see you this and raise you 5 kicks for an All-Shauna's Lesbian Clone Orgy.

I'll wait for the Steam sale

Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:35 PM
Heck, why not just keep kicking Matt until we're an entire race of Shaunas?

Matt would be a lucky man... so many laydeez after him.

Psychotic
12-16-2014, 08:35 PM
Could you get each newly created Shauna to give poor old Matthew a swift kick, thus creating a perpetual Shauna motion machine?

Dat Matt
12-16-2014, 08:41 PM
Shauna Army represent

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/clones-army.jpg


RE: Left 4 Dead Strats.

I need shauna to run in and die. Makes Sniping easier. Same applies for other games, like where she the PLD to my BLM in FFXIV. I like ranged she likes close and personal and that's why we're a team, and not because she has massive gazongas.

Shauna
12-16-2014, 08:42 PM
:shobon:

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 08:45 PM
Anytime they had a fight, one of the Shaunas could threaten him:

"If you don't start behaving and stop farting in front of my mother, I'll kick you and then you'll have another Shauna to deal with!"

"Oh no please Shauna #414, eight hundred and eleven are enough!"

(The joke is that sometimes husbands are henpecked by their wives, and an increasingly large number of wives would intensify that.)

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 08:51 PM
Is that a dance or something?

Ayen
12-16-2014, 08:51 PM
Everybody do the mormon.

Pike
12-16-2014, 08:53 PM
Everybody do the mormon.

excuse you

it's mormom

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 09:04 PM
morMANS

Dat Matt
12-16-2014, 09:04 PM
Please, no mormom. I'm full.

Madame Adequate
12-16-2014, 09:05 PM
No wait I don't want more mans :erm: