Selphie and Zell as a Couple: Awful or Awesome?

[Pumpkin]

The boyfriend and I were discussing this a while ago. Would Zell and Selphie make an awesome couple because they are essentially the same person, or a horrible couple because they are essentially the same person?

[Night Fury]

No. Just no. Selphie and Irvine. Zell and library chick.

[Egami]

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Probably as accurate a picture as we can get on how a date between them would go.

[fat_moogle]

I voted for "awesome". But really? I don't know. Wish I'd voted for "it could go either way". They'd probably end up getting on eachothers nerves eventually.

Zell: "This is the TENTH train we've been on today!"

Selphie: "TRAIN, TRAIN, TAKE ME AWAY! TAKE ME AWAY, FAR AWAY!"

Zell: -_-

[metagloria]

PUMPKIN STAHP

[Pumpkin]

PUMPKIN STAHP

wat?

[metagloria]

I would much rather see Selphie steal Squall from Rinoa than wind up with chicken-wuss. Selphie deserves the best.

[Pumpkin]

I voted they would make a terrible couple, why you fussin at me for :colbert:

[metagloria]

Well you made the thread that put the idea in my mind in the first place :doublecolbert:

[escobert]

Hmmm I dunno. I always naturally saw Selphie with Irvine. But I could see their personalities working together. Although Zell may be a bit too aggressive and hot headed.

[Shiny]

If the two most annoying main characters in the history of FF got together I would definitely have to take classes to become a train conductor just so I can run them over with a freight train. They both need Adderall.

[Forsaken Lover]

I'm sorry but I don't remember any characters in FFVIII apart from Squall, Rinoa, Seifer and Laguna. I do recall a cadre of cardboard cutouts who had no real reason to be there and who were given speaking roles because...I honestly don't know.

If "Zell" and "Selphie" are two of those personality-less cutouts, sure why not. Lifeless things deserve to be together too.

[Tyson]

See it's strange, I've always thought FFVIII had one of the strongest casts in the series!

That being said I actually like the idea of Selphie and Zell. I just never liked Irvine tho.

[Shorty]

They are both equally annoying characters. So on that level, sure, they could go together. But Zell and Girl From the Library forever.

[Spooniest]

They are both equally annoying characters. So on that level, sure, they could go together. But Zell and Girl From the Library forever.

"Girl With Pigtail."

[Bubba]

Zell and Ellone. Selphie and Headmaster Cid.


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[Aerith's Knight]

That would be awful! Have you ever seen two people with ADHD in a couple? Don't release such a couple onto the world!

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[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Does Selphie give me the third issue of Combat King? Nope.

Library Girl 1
Selphie 0

Selphie and Irvine are meant to be, anyway. Doesn't she look just right in his cowboy hat?

[maybee]

Well if Irvine fails to keep his dick in his pants, Zell would be a decent runner up for her.

[Puft]

Nah, they're way too hyperactive for one another. Besides, I recall segments in the game where if you'll let Zell tell his "awesome" pull-up story in Balamb, Selphie will flat out tell him he's weird. So yeah...I can't see this happening.

Someone mentioned Selphie looking natural in Irvine's hat, I concur! Yes, it fits perfectly!

I can honestly picture Selphie with either Irvine or Squall, both are well developed men, I'd say.

[Loony BoB]

I don't think they would be awesome or awful. They'd have moments, I suppose. But really, Selphie is gaga for Irvine regardless of how much he does or doesn't deserve her.

I feel Zell needs someone like Library Pigtails Girl who he so admires. I get the feeling they would compliment each other well.