Who let BoB take over?

[Wyllius]

I leave for a decade or so hunting flying whales and someone let BoB become the overlord.

Hello, if you know me, I'm so very sorry.

If you don't, Hello. I'm also very sorry.

Don't get old kids, it is not fun.

[Loony BoB]

They certainly did take a lot of money. :(

Great to see you back, Wyll. I wonder if I can get Mik, Nait and Danni to cameo their way back around here for your very late return.

[Wyllius]

Please do, if my memory is right it will be a just and fine orgy.

[Pike]

Don't get old kids, it is not fun.

Can we have an Old Contest?

[Colonel Angus]

Don't get old kids, it is not fun.

Can we have an Old Contest?
I'd win. :lol:

[Pike]

Don't get old kids, it is not fun.

Can we have an Old Contest?
I'd win. :lol:

When it comes to people with more than a few hundred posts I'm 99% sure Jen would win. Not that she's here anymore :(

[Madame Adequate]

I'll make my nan an account

[Pike]

I'll make my nan an account

Yes, but would you ban her for posting porn?

Your answer to this question will determine whether or not you have what it takes to own the site.

[The Man]

I remember you. Welcome back. :monster:

[Shorty]

Holy carp.

[black orb]

>>> Welcome bag..:luca:

[Loony BoB]

Don't get old kids, it is not fun.

Can we have an Old Contest?
I'd win. :lol:

When it comes to people with more than a few hundred posts I'm 99% sure Jen would win. Not that she's here anymore :(
Pretty sure Mum is older than Jen, although not syre about 100 posts (can't be arsed checking on my phone). Not sure but I think there are members older still out there somewhere.

[Shlup]

I quite like getting old.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I think I remember seeing you around, but I wasn't around much back then either. Welcome back.

[Yamaneko]

Yeah... well, I've been gone for two decades!

[Calliope]

The Great Wyllius comes back the day that Shorty resigns, as in accordance with the prophecy.

Commonwealth Team assemble! Pieman & Mikkers, Go! :hat:

[Sephex]

Did someone say old contest? I'm an old person, but recently sold out for posting for three years straight now.

[Freya]

Welcome back old person?

[theundeadhero]

All those evil scientists backing you and they can't even stop the aging process? Maybe they are the sorry ones.

[Shiny]

Welcome back, old man. I hope you're time was spent scaring hoodlums off your lawn.

[Denmark]

oh go laugh at yourself being hit by the bus you were driving

[Del Murder]

Wyl has one of the most famous post edits in EoFF history.

[Wyllius]

I wish I could remember it Del.

[Dat Matt]

New ciddie for summer 2015, Best Geezer. User must have an account over 10 years old.

[Shlup]

Wyl has one of the most famous post edits in EoFF history.

You can't just not say what it is.

[escobert]

Sadly at this site there are too many people with accounts 10+ years old

[Wyllius]

I quite like getting old.

Ladies get better with age.

Unfortunately men seem to just deteriorate and regress to a more childlike and stupid state. Which I am looking forward to, if I had kids they would be loving watching me play with their legos for them.

[Raistlin]

Well look what the cat dragged in. And by cat I mean BoB.

[Shoeberto]

I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around 12, and now I'm 26.

... those numbers seem particularly terrifying when placed so close to one another. Let me try again.

12 I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around and now I'm 26. (Much better.)

Hi how are you doing? Did Mikztsu ever find all of those old MS Paint comics he made?

[Ayen]

BoB didn't buy anything. He just stuffed the previous owner in a locker Metal Gear style.

Anyways, welcome back. Is that The Master I see in your avatar?

[Wyllius]

I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around 12, and now I'm 26.

... those numbers seem particularly terrifying when placed so close to one another. Let me try again.

12 I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around and now I'm 26. (Much better.)

Hi how are you doing? Did Mikztsu ever find all of those old MS Paint comics he made?

I like to think I was always there for you during those 14 years, hiding behind a wall.

No idea about Mik, I believe BoB is trying to schedule some sort of fetish dungeon with him.

[Loony BoB]

Let's just say he has been made aware of your presence and it's okay to be worried.

[Wyllius]

Let's just say he has been made aware of your presence and it's okay to be worried.

Who is supposed to be worried? I for one welcome the happytimes

oh and ToriJ, yup, 'tis The Master, I'd have gone with Anthony Ainley but the puffy black outfit just can't compare with Roger Delgado in a nice suit or his black Nehru

[Del Murder]

I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around 12, and now I'm 26.

... those numbers seem particularly terrifying when placed so close to one another. Let me try again.

12 I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around and now I'm 26. (Much better.)

Hi how are you doing? Did Mikztsu ever find all of those old MS Paint comics he made?
Wow, you've been a member of EoFF longer than you haven't been.

[Spuuky]

Wow, you've been a member of EoFF longer than you haven't been.A day that is not too distant for a fair number of members.

[Del Murder]

Not my old ass.

[Shlup]

Not my old ass.

It's just a couple more years, dude.

[The Man]

Around six years for me. I'm sure other people will have the occasion creep up on them sooner, though, as I was rather old when I joined.

[Pike]

It won't happen for me until I'm in my 40s. Suckas.

[Ayen]

I'm still an EoFF Infant.

[Del Murder]

Not my old ass.

It's just a couple more years, dude.
Oh yes of course. :shifty:

[theundeadhero]

Four years until I've been here half my life.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I haven't been on here for years and I still dream about some of you... </creepy>

[Shorty]

oh my god what's happening

[chionos]

Oldbie takeover! Ban everyone under 30!














I demand MikArt!

[Shorty]

I'm under 30 :(

[Formalhaut]

I'm not even 20! :ohdear:

[chionos]

Oh, I'm sorry lass, but you'd be the first to go anyway. You've got that charisma stuff, and progressive ideas, and too many connections with important oldbies. Cannae let a fox in the henhouse now can we? When you turn 30, give us a call and we'll consider your application. But for now, take your cute fonts and your butt selfies and get out!

[chionos]

I'm not even 20! :ohdear:

I'm double posting here. You see, that's one of the first things we're changing, us oldbies. A person's just gotta double post sometimes, and now there'll be no young whippersnappers sittin' around waitin' to gripe about it.

So anyway, Formalhaut. We'll consider making an exception for you, young man, seeing as you're clearly an old soul. I'll get back to you.

[Shauna]

Goodbye 80% of the active memberbase!

[chionos]

Goodbye 80% of the active memberbase!

Goodbye, good riddance!

[Formalhaut]

This thread is turning very surreal.

[chionos]

Just wait til Mik shows up.

[Loony BoB]

Sorry, I won't be enforcing any age restrictions that will result in my own wife getting banned. Hell, one year back and I'd end up banned!

[Shorty]

Oh, I'm sorry lass, but you'd be the first to go anyway. You've got that charisma stuff, and progressive ideas, and too many connections with important oldbies. Cannae let a fox in the henhouse now can we? When you turn 30, give us a call and we'll consider your application. But for now, take your cute fonts and your butt selfies and get out!

This is injustice, I tell you! I won't stand for it! We won't rest until the 30ers are tied up at the stake in the center of Wonder Square and the rest of Eyeson is burnt to the ground!

[Wyllius]

Why not distract the younger ones with manepoks and stepdub and krillstex, that's what they're all into isn't it? that and fire

[theundeadhero]

Chionos is a fake. Any real oldbie would be twice as hard on double-posting as we currently are, not allow it. Chase him out of town with fire!

[Shorty]

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

[Ayen]

You guys have fun. I'm going to be over here where it's safe >>>>>>>>

[chionos]

Chionos is a fake. Any real oldbie would be twice as hard on double-posting as we currently are, not allow it. Chase him out of town with fire!

Good job, you passed the test. You may stay.

[Shorty]

Nice save.

[chionos]

http://www.whatsupyasieve.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/scrubs.gif

[Wyllius]

Hey fellow teens, lets talk about the popular musics and bands we listen to on our music devices.

[theundeadhero]

I hear this Paul Mccartney fellow is about to become pretty famous.

[Shoeberto]

I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around 12, and now I'm 26.

... those numbers seem particularly terrifying when placed so close to one another. Let me try again.

12 I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around and now I'm 26. (Much better.)

Hi how are you doing? Did Mikztsu ever find all of those old MS Paint comics he made?
Wow, you've been a member of EoFF longer than you haven't been.
Christ, man, why'd you have to say it like that?

I remember when I reached 10 years and it was such a big deal to me.

Now it's been 14 and I don't even know where the time went.

[Ayen]

I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around 12, and now I'm 26.

... those numbers seem particularly terrifying when placed so close to one another. Let me try again.

12 I'm realizing that my last substantial memory of Wyllius is from when I was around and now I'm 26. (Much better.)

Hi how are you doing? Did Mikztsu ever find all of those old MS Paint comics he made?
Wow, you've been a member of EoFF longer than you haven't been.
Christ, man, why'd you have to say it like that?

I remember when I reached 10 years and it was such a big deal to me.

Now it's been 14 and I don't even know where the time went.

I ate it. Thank you for your time.

[Leeza]

Late reply (and I'm bringing up a thread that's been on the bottom, but s*** happens and I couldn't get here any sooner to post) but I would like to say Hello to Wyll. Hello Wyll! And I think I win the old person contest, you little wippersnapper! Live Long and Prosper! :) :cat:

[Christmas]

Pls invite this guy back and make a thread on who let Del take over?