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Colonel Angus
02-26-2015, 05:00 PM
If you could be any type of Ape, which one would you be?

A Chimpanzee?

http://cuteanimalpicturesandvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/chimpanzee.jpg

A Bonobo?

http://rewireyourbrainforlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bonobos.jpg

A Gorilla?

http://www.ascrewsloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ipad-Gorilla.png

An Orangutan?

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article88960.ece/alternates/s615/a-bornean-orangutan-enjoy-eats-an-ice-lolly-pic-rex-features-564339389.jpg

A Gibbon?

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-pictures-on-the-internet-no-one-knows-youre-a-gibbon.jpg

A Siamang?

http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/imagebrokerrm-071/ptg01114784.jpg
Bubba
02-26-2015, 05:07 PM
Orangutan, definitely.

I'm not ginger but I could rival one for body hair.
Pumpkin
02-26-2015, 05:24 PM
Chimpanzee
Vermachtnis
02-26-2015, 07:47 PM
Bonobos have this whole life thing figured out.
Madame Adequate
02-26-2015, 07:52 PM
Hu-mon.

That or Gorilla, be a big 400 lbs beast of pure muscle but be really chill and just eat leaves all day? Sounds good to me.
fat_moogle
02-26-2015, 10:49 PM
An orangutan!

You didn't choose a very flattering picture of me though :p
fat_moogle
02-26-2015, 10:55 PM
I find them all disgusting and terrifying.
Thanks for the vote of confidence :colbert:
Ceiladora
02-27-2015, 01:24 AM
I'd probably go with these majestic fellas. :)

http://i.imgur.com/NCr1m7D.jpg
Shorty
02-27-2015, 03:51 AM
No spider monkeys? D:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7158/6810293213_d39c773fd8_z.jpg

Guys I found the saddest monkey ever in the history of the world and it breaks my heart. (http://metro.co.uk/2010/10/27/snub-nosed-monkey-discovered-in-burma-563222/) The title of the article made me laugh, and that's when I knew I was going to hell.
Shauna
02-27-2015, 03:50 PM
a monkey isn't an ape silly

it's a monkey
Old Manus
02-27-2015, 04:21 PM
Gareth Bale
Shiny
02-28-2015, 12:56 AM
None because it would require too much body waxing.
Colonel Angus
02-28-2015, 06:44 PM
None, because I find them all disgusting and terrifying.


You do know we're just one or two genes away from being the top one. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

& yes, Shauna is right, monkeys aren't apes, as well as Lemurs. Both, however are primates, just not apes.
Lone Wolf Leonhart
03-01-2015, 02:21 PM
Saiyan

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