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Bubba
01-15-2015, 10:21 AM
What the hell is up with Maester Seymour's Belly?

Maybe I'm just used to my Final Fantasy characters being the picture of perfection but every time I see him it properly creeps me out. I'm determined to finish FFX this time but I really don't look forward to his appearances.

Is anyone else affected as badly as me?

Galuf
01-15-2015, 10:59 AM
uh oh. now when i play it i will find the same thing as you. oh well.

anyways no i havent but i havent played X yet

Mirage
01-15-2015, 11:03 AM
He's not human so human body proportions aren't necessary.

Ayen
01-16-2015, 12:08 AM
I can't say I noticed his stomach. His hair kind of distracts from the rest of his body.

TidusReborn
01-17-2015, 10:49 AM
He's not human so human body proportions aren't necessary.

But he is half human!

Jinx
01-17-2015, 06:12 PM
That's not his belly, that's just the pattern on his robe, you goon. :p

*Devore*
01-18-2015, 08:19 PM
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He's definitely got some weird muscle definition going on but I give it a pass considering that he also has claw like hands, glowing blue veins on his face and hair that literally defies all laws and logic.

Tyson
01-19-2015, 12:31 AM
Have always thought this! Creepiest thing about him IMO. Looks like he's had a life of heavy drinking!

Mirage
01-19-2015, 12:36 AM
I never thought it was actually fat or anything, just weird racial stuff.

Bubba
01-19-2015, 11:11 AM
Perfect Pic, Devore! I couldn't find one that properly showed what I meant.

You see it's just all wrong. The bottom of his robes puff out indicating a bit of a pot belly. He has tattoos on his chest area, chest hair in the middle, then a nicely shaved pot belly at the bottom. I mean, what kind of a look is he going for here?!

As soon as I saw the smurfer I knew I didn't like the look of him.

Shauna
01-19-2015, 12:09 PM
In that picture though, there's no indication of a pot belly. His stomach is perfectly flat there, as far as shading shows. xD His robes just puff out because... design choice.

Bubba
01-19-2015, 12:28 PM
OK, maybe not the best example of it when he's stood still. When he's walking around though you see it moving and it properly freaks me out!

Richard
05-02-2015, 09:57 PM
That's not his belly, that's just the pattern on his robe, you goon. :p

I agree. I guess people don't look hard enough to notice he actually has a six pack.

Zanmato
06-27-2015, 07:06 PM
I voted the last option, just for fun. XD
His belly is good, actually, so this thread makes no sense to me. XD

Mercer
05-02-2016, 09:38 PM
I don't care. To me he's just a punching bag in the game that you have to fight.