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Psychotic
01-23-2015, 08:20 PM
Me and my homeslice (do you get it? Slice? It's a bread joke!) Faye have a YouTube channel where we do stuff on our lunchbreak from work. This is one of those things that we have done on our lunchbreak...


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I AM BREAD! Or rather, we are bread! We take our roles as bread very seriously as we attempt to traverse their way through level one of I am Bread, the kitchen. Unfortunately I am Bread is not a two player game and the two of us suck, so it is more of a Let's Fail than a Let's Play unfortunately! Hopefully you find our fail to be funny though!

There will probably be 3-4 videos at most on this and they'll all be really short. I am Bread has absolutely no story so you can jump in at any video you want!

Pike
01-23-2015, 09:13 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen in forever xD please make a million more videos of this game

Mister Adequate
01-23-2015, 09:16 PM
I enjoy the soothing baritone of your voice.

Mister Adequate
01-23-2015, 09:18 PM
Oh I agree, plain white bread is the best bread. You can tell Faye I agree.

Mister Adequate
01-23-2015, 09:20 PM
Excuse me I don't watch this for your FOUL MOUTH Paul. "B******s" is not something I need to ear when I try to watch a pleasant Let's Play.

Mister Adequate
01-23-2015, 09:23 PM
However aside from that I found this an enjoyable Let's Play, and I thought that you and Faye had an enjoyable banter with amusing repartee. I also found this a funny look at the video game I am Bread, and I may indeed purchase a copy at some point on the strength of your demonstration of it, and the japes and hilarity that may ensue!

Psychotic
01-23-2015, 09:23 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen in forever xD please make a million more videos of this gameI am working on uploading part 2 so hopefully soon! Thank you! :excited:


Excuse me I don't watch this for your FOUL MOUTH Paul. "B******s" is not something I need to ear when I try to watch a pleasant Let's Play.I know right :lol: I was trying to keep it clean and that just naturally slipped out. :shobon:

Shauna
01-23-2015, 10:03 PM
This is one of the more ridiculous games I've seen, but this was an enjoyable first episode!

When you managed to make it to the top of the fridge I was rooting so hard, but then it all sank. Like the bread into the dirty sink water.

Pike
01-23-2015, 10:44 PM
The bread falling into the water was the funniest thing xD (and also saddest :( )

Scotty_ffgamer
01-23-2015, 10:45 PM
I know I cried a little.

Psychotic
01-25-2015, 01:08 PM
WHO WANTS MORE I AM BREAD?


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More I am Bread hijinks await, as failure becomes more and more common. After being crushed by a chair and covered with ants, it seems the bread's goal of becoming toast is getting further and further away.

Don't worry, next time I super promise it will become toast!

Pike
01-25-2015, 01:31 PM
Ants bread. Slippers bread. Farts on the sofa bread. :barf:

Psychotic
01-25-2015, 01:43 PM
Ants bread. Slippers bread. Farts on the sofa bread. :barf:Don't be trying to play like you above all dat, gurl. :colbert:

Shauna
01-25-2015, 01:47 PM
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Mister Adequate
01-25-2015, 09:24 PM
An inauspicious start.

Mister Adequate
01-25-2015, 09:30 PM
Breaded is already a verb.

Mister Adequate
01-25-2015, 09:32 PM
I appreciated the Linkin Park reference. It worked well, given the events on screen.

Psychotic
01-25-2015, 09:33 PM
I appreciated the Linkin Park reference. It worked well, given the events on screen.Crawling in my bread.

Mister Adequate
01-25-2015, 09:35 PM
i want to sniff fays feet but dont tell her

Psychotic
01-25-2015, 09:37 PM
Is that a reference to something in the video or just a general desire?

Mister Adequate
01-25-2015, 09:38 PM
i am judging you both

e; she was talking about her feet

Levian
01-26-2015, 09:34 PM
Nice, you two make a great commenting team, if not a good toast-making theme.

Subscribed to the channel, looking forward to seeing more.

and i think I'm going to play I Am Bread now ;o seems fun in a frustrating sort of way.

Pike
01-27-2015, 10:32 AM
Related to these videos

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Psychotic
01-27-2015, 01:19 PM
Thanks for the comments everyone!


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I'm going Fayeless! Swapping the mouse and keyboard and a controller and Faye for my imaginary friend, well, whaddya know, it turns out I'm pretty good at this bread business?

DEDICATED TO THE JERK ASS EoFFER WHO MESSAGED ME ON STEAM TO SAY I SUCK AT I AM BREAD :colbert:

Who sucks now you little sourdough ball? :smug: (HINT: It is you, you are the one who sucks :aimkiss: )

Only gonna do one more ep after this where I take on the Bathroom and the Bedroom! Stay tuned!

Steve
01-27-2015, 06:17 PM
Well, ok you perhaps do not suck. Faye however, I'm sure does.

Pike
01-27-2015, 06:34 PM
Oh my god the bit with the bin made my entire month :hahaha:

This is my favorite YouTube series at the moment xD

Mister Adequate
01-27-2015, 06:34 PM
Your reaction on the bin lid was absolutely hilarious.

e; Beaten :(

Shauna
01-27-2015, 07:12 PM
You are pretty pro at this game. Some nice saves!

Psychotic
01-28-2015, 05:33 PM
Thanks, and I'm glad you guys enjoyed! :)


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One last fling with the delicious I Am Bread! Our little slice of bread now has designs upon becoming toast in both the Bedroom and Bathroom. Can we achieve its dreams?

Mister Adequate
01-28-2015, 05:45 PM
You are quite impressive at being Bread, Psy! I like it.

Pike
01-28-2015, 05:50 PM
I love how there's just a loaf of bread in the bathroom cupboard xD

These are all genuinely funny and you need to get a twitter and market the hell out of these videos!

Psychotic
01-28-2015, 05:55 PM
I love how there's just a loaf of bread in the bathroom cupboard xD

These are all genuinely funny and you need to get a twitter and market the hell out of these videos!One step ahead of you! (https://twitter.com/Lunchbreakers)

Thanks though guys :) I think the loaf of bread being hidden in the cupboard is just because this guy is coming home every day to find his house smashed and a piece of toast sitting in the middle of it all, so he keeps putting the bread in different places to try to make it stop. That's just my theory but it makes sense xD

It's still Early Access so as and when more levels are created I'll bump this thread with them.

Shauna
01-28-2015, 08:44 PM
The burning of the bread was reducing the edibility!

But, you make an excellent piece of toast regardless.

Pike
01-28-2015, 09:08 PM
Who wants to head over to Psychotic's house for some toast?!

Shauna
01-28-2015, 09:14 PM
I dunno, I think bread that hasn't been dragged over walls would be nicer...

Psychotic
01-28-2015, 10:02 PM
Are you dissing my toast quality? :colbert:

Goldenboko
01-29-2015, 02:06 AM
You guys are crummy at this game... :shobon:

Ayen
01-30-2015, 07:33 AM
I'm not letting you anywhere near my kitchen, Paul.

Psychotic
01-30-2015, 12:40 PM
What about you bathroom? I only smashed a plant there.

Psychotic
02-01-2015, 03:53 PM
It's still Early Access so as and when more levels are created I'll bump this thread with them.Well I wasn't expecting it to be this soon xD They've only gone and made a bloody new level!


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I Am Bread has a new level set in the Garage! Just when I thought I was done with my rage and failure with I Am Bread - they go and add a new level just days later! With obstacles like a lawnmower, a chainsaw and having to get out of a bin just to start the level, have me and my bread met our match in the form of a garage...?

This is probably my most yellingest episode yet! If you haven't seen any, don't worry, there's no story and you don't need to watch them in order. This is just as good a place as any to start watching some I Am Bread!

Shauna
02-01-2015, 06:38 PM
Man that vase throw was insane. xD

Pike
02-01-2015, 08:54 PM
Toast at the very last second. COLOR ME IMPRESSED.

Mister Adequate
02-01-2015, 09:01 PM
Yeah there was some crazy stuff in that level and I SALUTE YOU! You rude man you.

Psychotic
02-02-2015, 05:40 PM
tHANKS GANG WHOA CAPS LOCK. That level was beautiful and a nightmare. I wonder what they'll do next - garden? Shed? Office? There's slots for three more levels!

Pumpkin
02-02-2015, 06:07 PM
where did your friend go

Psychotic
02-02-2015, 06:14 PM
She's dead because she ate a melted creme egg.

Pumpkin
02-02-2015, 06:16 PM
I thought you might have killed her but I didn't want to say anything and be rude

Psychotic
02-02-2015, 06:27 PM
What could possibly be rude about a casual accusation of murder?

Pumpkin
02-02-2015, 06:29 PM
I dunno our teachers told us we shouldn't do that so I was just airing on the safe side

It looks like a fun game but I imagine I would be awful at it

Scotty_ffgamer
02-03-2015, 03:26 AM
I like the part where you put the Cadbury Egg in the microwave (I kind of got sidetracked checking out the rest of the channel. I love the name of the channel). I shall have to check out this new I Am Bread video shortly.

Psychotic
02-14-2015, 07:49 PM
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I Am Bread is back again, this time in the Garden! Does the great outdoors make being bread any easier and less rage inducing? Of course not! Be sure to watch the latest bread adventure! I don't think it's doing my heart or stress levels any good though...

They keep churning out the levels for it!

Mister Adequate
02-14-2015, 08:06 PM
You skipped a whole 50 seconds :colbert:

Shauna
02-14-2015, 08:13 PM
breeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad!

Psychotic
02-14-2015, 08:13 PM
Actually I've skipped 9 minutes :shobon:

Pike
02-14-2015, 08:14 PM
Can I just say that this game has the greatest music of all time?

edit: nice Gollum scream xD

Psychotic
02-14-2015, 08:16 PM
Agreed 100%. Bathroom is smurfing beautiful. How many games use a kazoo in their soundtrack? (not enough) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zyb8eZVWhE

Also hahaha I never realised that's what it sounded like xD

Shauna
02-14-2015, 08:26 PM
Edge of seat viewing, as always.

Slothy
02-15-2015, 12:05 AM
Bread on a car makes the most interesting of sounds.

Psychotic
02-15-2015, 10:39 AM
I really do enjoy that noise. I don't know why.

Scotty_ffgamer
03-07-2015, 12:22 AM
This inspired me to get the game by the way. I am bad at being bread.

Psychotic
05-26-2015, 07:11 PM
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There's a new level so MORE BREAD! I thought this was the final level but it's not so there'll be more Breadventures soon!

Pike
05-26-2015, 07:41 PM
ahahahaha omg this is like my favorite Let's Play series and the ending was perfect xD

That part with the newspaper where bread bugged out and went flying was absolutely magical

Shauna
05-26-2015, 07:45 PM
smurfin' uncle jack

Psychotic
05-26-2015, 07:47 PM
AND HIS CHICKEN DINNER!

There is also a bonus level that I will record at some point. I've tried it and I suck at it (what's new) and it's crazy.

Mister Adequate
05-27-2015, 02:29 PM
I enjoy your videos!