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Shlup
03-23-2002, 05:04 AM
Status: Finals Votes Counted! Results to be announced. ~ Yeah, I'll make the winner a fancy "Congratulate Me" thread after school.

So here it is: Mister-E(oFF)! Get it? "Mister-E" = Mystery. Bad pun, I know. Why would I call it that? Because you're not going to know WHO you're voting for! Anyone can win!

Sound stupid? Too bad; at least I try to be creative you ungrateful little-- Ah, nevermind.

Contest Rules:
1) The contestants will enter via PM. (rules for entering are below) Only the names (and maybe the photos in later rounds) of those who entered will be revealed, and nothing else until at least that round is over.
2) I will post a question that I asked the contestants and thier answers, which will be either tournament-style are everyone versus everyone, depending on the round. You will vote, via PM, for which answer you like the best, as you will not know whose answers are whose.
3) Voting for each round will end whenever I damn please. Probably after about 24 hours; if, after 24 hours, I'm still getting votes, I'll leave the voting open for awhile.

Official Voting Rules:
1) Just PM me your vote, with a subject somehow relating to the topic. You can write just the name, or a comment, or a whole friggin essay if you want. Just pick who you want to vote for.
2) Contesants may vote, and they can vote for themselves for all I care.
3) Once you submit your vote to me, you may not change it.
4) Ties will be broken by me finding 3 random people who haven't voted and asking them to vote.

Also, contestants will not always remain the same number; they will always be Contestant 1 versus Contestant 2 and so on. For instance, if Bleys were to enter he would not remain Contestant 4, so don't bother trying to figure out which contestant number is who.

<center>Contestants:
(In alphabetical order... almost.)
*Note: Most of these contestants have been eliminated. Check out the current round to see who's still in it.*
<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"><tr><td height="64" align="center">&nbsp;</td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Aexoden.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/AgentProto.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Alpha.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/angel.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bloodstone.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">Aexoden</td><td align="center">Agent Proto</td><td align="center">Alpha</td><td align="center">angel</td><td align="center">Bloodstone</td></tr><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Britt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/CitizenErased.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/CloudDragon.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center" width="0"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bleys.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Cy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/eestlinc.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Britt</td><td align="center">Citizen Erased</td><td align="center">CloudDragon</td><td align="center">CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</td><td align="center">Cy</td><td align="center">eestlinc</td></tr><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Gibsie.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/LuNaTiCjEsTeR.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MasterVivi.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Matt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Gibsie</td><td align="center">Giga Guess</td><td align="center">Loony BoB</td><td align="center">LuNaTiC jEsTeR</td><td align="center">Master Vivi</td><td align="center">Matt</td></tr><tr><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MeltedSnowman.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MysteryContestant.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Nimrod.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/NotAtAllReno.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/RedWizard.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Rirse.gif" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Melted Snowman</td><td align="center">&quot;Mystery Contestant&quot;</td><td align="center">Nimrod</td><td align="center">Not At All Reno</td><td align="center">Red Wizard</td><td align="center">Rirse</td></tr><tr><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Scottie.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/SeiferAlmasy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Shadowdust.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Spatvark.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Wyllius.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td align="center" height="64"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Mik.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Scottie</td><td align="center">Seifer Almasy</td><td align="center">Shadowdust</td><td align="center">Spatvark</td><td align="center">Wyllius</td><td align="center">Mikztsu</td></tr></table>
</center>

Notes to the staff:
Thanks to Bleys for the sticky. *nod*
I would be grateful to any staff members who updated the thread title to reflect the contest's current status. <3

Citizen Bleys
03-23-2002, 05:15 AM
Sticky completed, as per thy request. I shall now procede to enter.

Alpha
03-23-2002, 05:20 AM
3) You must have outtie-genitals to enter, those with innie-genitals will be automatically disqualified, seeing as Miss EoFF just ended and males were not allowed to participate in that.

.....Yay, I qualify.......Woot?

*enters*

m4tt
03-23-2002, 05:40 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*enters*

Kawaii Ryűkishi
03-23-2002, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
you will not know who's answers are who'sAhem. You mean <i>whose</i>, not "who's." Silly girl.

Oh, and before I forget: *sexy*

Agent Proto
03-23-2002, 05:52 AM
Ha. Looks like this will be a full-house. Let the best man win? *entered*

CloudDragon
03-23-2002, 05:53 AM
Hmm Interesting. I might as well get in this one. *enters*

Sakura Yume
03-23-2002, 06:20 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>*observes* *wonders who else will enter*

Shlup
03-23-2002, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Ahem. You mean <i>whose</i>, not "who's." Silly girl.

Oh, and before I forget: *sexy*

Ya know, I thought about it before I typed it and I still put that. I guess it's one of those grammer things I just never caught onto. *fixes*



Got 6 contestants so far. Keep 'em coming.

Verloran
03-23-2002, 07:35 AM
Lol. I commend the originality and creativity involved in the fashioning of the questions, but I can't really see how they are the measure of a man. Perhaps I am just too practical (wait... I'm not really practical at all...), but it seems that this "contest" will come down to who's the wittiest or the sweetest.


14) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Lol. I'm sorry. What? This reads like a parody of colloquial phrases. You just know that someone's going to try to answer that one seriously. :p

Shlup
03-23-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Verloran
[...] it seems that this "contest" will come down to who's the wittiest or the sweetest.

I'm sorry, but being a girl myself I see that to be a big part of the measure of a man. :p

Thanks for the compliment though. I tired to be at least a little original. Now I just have to be careful who I match with who at what times.

Endless
03-23-2002, 09:05 AM
<s>*penetrates*</s> *enters*

Chaos
03-23-2002, 01:47 PM
I should enter my cat, but, well, I want to give the other males a sporting chance. Sorry my kitty, there will be no show for you today.
*observes and sets ready to disrupt the contest at comical intervals*

Chaos

Cy
03-23-2002, 03:20 PM
"7) Do you take your lunch to school or ride the bus? "

ehh wtf? these questions suck.. i only understand half of them :cry:


Edit: Oh i get it now.. shucks i'm so slow.. :o I still think it sucks tho.. It's just too much to handle for us men :mog:

Bahamut2000X
03-23-2002, 04:59 PM
Sounds intersesting. *double checks to make sure i'm all set*


1) Picture

Ah nuts. Well I'm out.

*dosn't enter*

Britt
03-23-2002, 05:55 PM
I, the very vision of beauty, have entered on a whim. The rest of you can give up now. *prances away*

Verloran
03-23-2002, 05:58 PM
I'm sorry, but being a girl myself I see that to be a big part of the measure of a man.

Heh, yes, but in response to riddles?

Wyllius
03-23-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Britt
I, the very vision of beauty, have entered on a whim. The rest of you can give up now. *prances away*

No Britt, you just missed Miss EoFF this year.
I'll take you out of this contest seeing as how you're only eligable for Miss EoFF.

Rirse
03-23-2002, 10:47 PM
Well since Mandee personally ask me to enter, I shall do it*enters*. Of course Britt will probably win, but one question? Would Jojo be able to enter this contest or the female one? Because I have no idea what gender it is.

krissy
03-23-2002, 11:47 PM
*pounces on Rirse*

*doesn't enter. yet. maybe.*

Sita Atis
03-24-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Wyllius


No Britt, you just missed Miss EoFF this year.
I'll take you out of this contest seeing as how you're only eligable for Miss EoFF.

*laughs*

ShlupQuack That's a really good idea, having mystery votes based on responses *claps*

Advent Child
03-24-2002, 02:09 AM
*enters*

my first time.

Melted Snowman
03-24-2002, 05:47 AM
Everybody knows that the true measure of a man is a ruler, not this pansy question stuff.

(haha)

Incidently, I've entered; now I'm off to save the world ... or sleep.

Shlup
03-24-2002, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Sita Atis
ShlupQuack That's a really good idea, having mystery votes based on responses *claps*

Why thank you, Sita. Now all I have to do is survive it. XD

I've gone through 17 of the 20 entries I have so far. *falls over*

And I still have to match them fairly. Woo!

Loony BoB
03-24-2002, 10:34 AM
I might have entered. *dies* But y'no. I'm just so sweet. And witty. And oh-so-sexy. Oh! Modest, too.

...right? Oh yeah. Damn straight. At least Britt entered too. I have SOMEONE who I know I can beat.

*runs from Britt like a friggin' fast fox*

Citizen Bleys
03-24-2002, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack


Why thank you, Sita. Now all I have to do is survive it. XD

I've gone through 17 of the 20 entries I have so far. *falls over*

And I still have to match them fairly. Woo!

Yeah, it is a lot of work. But it's going to make it one SOD of a lot more interesting than the Miss EoFF pageant, Lesbian Seagull notwithstanding.

...oops, I wasn't going to say anything good about the system until after. Now I can't cry foul if I lose. Bugger.

eestlinc
03-24-2002, 06:49 PM
Yes.

*throws stuff*

Orestes
03-24-2002, 08:03 PM
Seeing as I have no chance in hell, I'm not going to participate.

Rirse
03-24-2002, 10:03 PM
Hey Nimrod, you should enter. Heck if I enter this contest, I betting you can win any day of the week. I'm not what we call pretty. Hehe.

Danni
03-24-2002, 10:29 PM
I really like the way this is set up, Mandee. It'll make things a lot more interesting, and a lot less favorite based. :D

Oh, and Adam you really should enter. *nods*

Leeza
03-25-2002, 12:47 AM
<i>Oh, and Adam you really should enter. *nods*</i> - Danni

Yes, Adam...you really should.

I <b>also</b> am impressed with the way you set this up ShlupQuack. Voting for the best answer means that the guys can't expect to just breeze by on their good looks. :)

Spatvark
03-25-2002, 01:10 AM
Which means I stand a chance!

Gibsie
03-25-2002, 01:15 AM
Okay okay okay, I'm constructing my entry form right now, so don't close refistering as I do :p

Daryl
03-25-2002, 01:39 AM
I am in awe of the awesome format you came up with for this, Mandee. :) My offer of assistance, should you need it, still stands.

I really wish to see the particpants entry forms, though. I think you should post them all after the mystery contest stuff's over. We had to post ours publicly for Miss EoFF, plus your questions are pretty good stuff... please let us eventually see the entries. xD

Shlup
03-25-2002, 02:03 AM
I really appreciate that everyone appreciates my efforts. XD Thanks.

And I do plan to post everyone's full entry forms once a contestant is elimated. *nod* That way the people who got out on the first question can still have everyone see all the good answers that I didn't post of thiers. Heh.

Orestes
03-25-2002, 04:21 AM
Meh, I entered.

Sakura Yume
03-25-2002, 04:26 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>Ooo... this'll be an interesting pageant... *also luvluvs the setup with questions* Oh and Danny... *points and laughs fakely* Yes...

CloudDragon
03-25-2002, 04:44 AM
Hahaha this will be interesting once the contest is over. Seeing how everyone responded and have people make fun of my responses. :D Well anyway, is this thing going to kick off sometime tomorrow?
I also advise all guys to join, everyone stands a chance here. Well somewhat of one. Just join, it will be more interesting with more people.

Verloran
03-25-2002, 05:11 AM
I was going to enter, but then I realized that there's really no point in me doing so.

Upon thinking it over, I realized that the only pure reason that I'd have for entering would be to share some of who I am with people. But there are probably better ways for me to do that.

Heh. I wouldn't want to win, anyway.

*tips his hat forward*

*leans his chair back, against the wall*

*lights up*

*some "Copyright" plays in the background- "Rock Machine"*

Melted Snowman
03-25-2002, 05:15 AM
You're the man, cool guy.

...

Wait, what was your point?

Shlup
03-25-2002, 05:16 AM
Well anyway, is this thing going to kick off sometime tomorrow?

Either tomorrow night or sometime tuesday. After I close registration I still have to announce the contestants and make the first round of matches, which I'll do as quickly as I can depending on school. Also, for those of you who don't know, I'm running this on Pacific time.


Just join, it will be more interesting with more people.

Don't worry about there being enough people. As of now, I have 28. :D

...

*dies*

Verloran
03-25-2002, 05:23 AM
I wasn't trying to make one, my melted amigo. Other than what was there to read, anyway.

*puff* *puff*


"You can be what you wanted to be and leave the way you’ve been behind
What you wanted to see was always there but you were blind
But it don’t come for free so do your best to give the man a little smile
And I know you’ll agree
Well come on and get
High like an astronaut
Fast like a juggernaut
Roll like a stone tumbling down from the mountaintop
Fast like an ambulance
High like an astronaut
Don’t let the pressure drop
Don’t let the pleasure stop
No...
Let the rock machine roll..."

Loony BoB
03-25-2002, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by Leeza
Voting for the best answer means that the guys can't expect to just breeze by on their good looks. :)

Dammit.

m4tt
03-25-2002, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by Loony BoB


Dammit.

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">I second that dammit. >=/

angel
03-25-2002, 08:59 AM
is it gonna be that people get a number ?

like they vote on mister 1 or mister 25


well ?

wouldn't that be more fair
since most people will just vote for people because they are admins or mods
or high profile members


like a mistery date type game thin

(i couln't be arsed to read through the rules and regulations)

Daryl
03-25-2002, 09:10 AM
I think that's what's happening, angel, either with numbers or fake names. No one should know who is who, we'll just have their answers to go by.

Shlup
03-25-2002, 09:11 AM
For crap's sake, angel, would you read that damn rules. :rolleyes2

By the way, in case no one's re-read the first post, registration is closed, I'm finishing going over the entries and getting ready to announce the contestants, then I'll begin Round 1 as soon as possible.

Loony BoB
03-25-2002, 09:54 AM
angel, that bias will still be around.

u see sum ppl typ liek this and they wont get the respetc taht teh other swill and stuff

Meanwhile, some handsome grammar can always win this kinda thing.

I gotta go practice my syntax. Excuse me.

Shlup
03-25-2002, 10:32 AM
Alright, contestants are announced. Check the first post. *nod*

Round 1 will begin, like I said, as soon as possible. For now, I need sleep.

Loony BoB
03-25-2002, 10:42 AM
*re-edits the thread title* Fun.

Wow, that's really well done, Mandee. O_o;; You've put a lot of effort into this, I'm really impressed.

Thanos
03-25-2002, 12:57 PM
Damn, i'm to late to enter :(

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:cry: :cry:
*runs away crying*

angel
03-25-2002, 01:22 PM
the weird lines without caps

those are mine ;)
don't vote for my lines

:D

Mikztsu
03-25-2002, 06:27 PM
Cram it, I missed the deadline too 'cause my comp was being an ass for two days. *___*

This will be interesting, very well done Mandee.=)

=)=)=)

=)=)

=)))))

Thanos
03-25-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Mikztsu
Cram it, I missed the deadline too 'cause my comp was being an ass for two days. *___*

damn, i'm not the only one so ...

maybe we could create the Mister ToLateEoFF contest ;)

Cy
03-25-2002, 07:41 PM
I don't understand how the voting will work really.. will we vote for one question at a time or all of them?? and whats this with matching up? will there be one on ones like a tourney?? ahhh i dont get anything.. :( someone explain to me..

Red Wizard
03-25-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Leeza
Voting for the best answer means that the guys can't expect to just breeze by on their good looks.

Well, that also means I won't win simply because I'm shown wearing my extremely imaginative and expensive Halloween costume. :( Well, I guess I'll just have to hope that my simulated wit and humor will carry me well.

Mikztsu
03-25-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Thanos


damn, i'm not the only one so ...

maybe we could create the Mister ToLateEoFF contest ;)

Fate wouldn't allow me to participate in that either.>=\ First I can't join Ms. EoFF contest and now this!! *deeply outraged, bitter and tantrumatic*

*attempts to vent his outburst by stealing Redderz' neat glasses and nose*

EDIT: That's kinda difficult, as I can't see those questions anymore, Redders.*_*

Red Wizard
03-25-2002, 08:33 PM
(Crhistopher Lowell voice)Don't forget the hat. The ensemble just isn't complete without the hat.(/Christopher Lowell voice)

Anyway, if you did read the first post again, you would see that late contestants might be accepted.

Thanos
03-25-2002, 09:13 PM
*hopes he'll be abble to enter*

Cy
03-25-2002, 09:31 PM
Btw is it just me or does angel look like general Hein from TSW? :D

Spatvark
03-25-2002, 09:55 PM
You lost the uhh... pictures I sent to you? Thank god! *PMs Mandee a NORMAL piccie of himself*

Shlup
03-25-2002, 11:00 PM
<center>Round 1! - Closed!</center>

Official Voting Rules: (Rules are also listed in the first post.)
1) Just PM me your vote, with a subject somehow relating to the topic. You can write just the name, or a comment, or a whole friggin essay if you want. Just pick who you want to vote for.
2) Contesants may vote, and they can vote for themselves for all I care.
3) Once you submit your vote to me, you may not change it.
4) Ties will be broken by me finding 3 random people who haven't voted and asking them to vote.

Before I lay out Round 1, I want to explain how I chose which questions to display, and whose answers went for what question: (You don't have to read this (which is why it's in smallfont, I want it out of the way), I just thought some people might be interested, and I don't want to be accused of not trying to be fair.)
I first went through each entry, generally with the help of either BJ, his brother Barry, or our friend Dick, and rated each answer based on a 6-point system. I did that before I sent each contestant a confirmation PM.
Before I'd finished going through all of the entries, I asked a very helpful person (who I don't want to reveal right now so none of you filthy cheaters PM her in case I want to use her again) to choose 4 numbers between 1-20. She chose 3, 7, 13, 19, so those are the questions I used for Round 1.
I went through each person's entry and put their answers under the question that they got ranked best for. If someone ranked well in more than one question, I put them under each of those questions. Then when that catagory filled up, their answer was replaced. Ex: Say Cy had a good answer for questions 13 and 19. Now say that both of those catagories were full by the time I got to Britt's, and Britt had poor answers for most of the questions, and his best answer was for question 13. I take Cy's answer off of question 13's list and add Britt's. Now Cy is under 19 and Britt is under 13. This is why maybe those of you who did really well overall didn't get your best answer of the following questions posted.


Also note that question 13 has 8 answers to choose from, as opposed to the standard 7. I had 1 late entry, but I want to give as many people as want to a chance to participate, so I threw him in.

<s>Now for the real competition!
Choose 3 answers for each question. The top 3 from each catagory will move on. That means most of the contestants will be eliminated! AHH!

Question 3! If you could do one thing to change the world for the better, what would that be?

Contestant 1 - I would build a giant marmelade factory to distribute free marmelade to anyone who wants it

Contestant 2 - World peace. *Awwww..

Contestant 3 - Remove the idea of "war" from everyone's mind.

Contestant 4 - Remove Wales from history, I mean nobody would notice a bunch of sheepshaggers disappearing would they?

Contestant 5 - Remove bush

Contestant 6 - Get rid of all the hate.

Contestant 7 - Give chocolate to all the chocolate-less kids around the globe

Question 7! Do you take your lunch to school or ride the bus?

Contestant 8 - I beat up people on the bus for lunch money.

Contestant 9 - *is st00pid*... I don't go to school anymore... are these metaphors about homosexuality? *is still st00pid*

Contestant 10 - I bring my lunch in my old GI Joe luchbox.

Contestant 11 - Do you listen with your ears of hear with your mind?

Contestant 12 - No and no.

Contestant 13 - I love the bus. You know how some people hate the bus because "the freak always sits next to me"? I never have that problem. I am the freak!

Contestant 14 - Actually, you've got it all wrong. I ride my lunch to school. *nods*

Question 13! How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Contestant 15 - The government has agents that dress up as deer. They then encourage the deer to cross at the deer crossing sign. :p

Contestant 16 - They don't, the Dolphins did it.

Contestant 17 - The deer on the road sign is naked, therefore it lures them out. Sex of the deer varies from sign to sign.

Contestant 18 - Spiritually.

Contestant 19 - The deer are never crossing. You drive up to one and tell me if it's crossing, or just standing there, watching your headlights. They should have a "Deer standing" sign.

Contestant 20 - Doritos!

Contestant 21 - Deer read the sign and they see themselves on the sign, look both ways, the cross the road safely and cautiously.

Contestant 22 - They don't. Deers do what they please. >_<

Question 19! Who is your favorite Simpsons character and why?

Contestant 23 - My favorite is Mr. Burns, because he has all sorts of money. I wanna be just like him when I grow up; megalomanic complex and all.

Contestant 24 - Groudskeeper Willy! His accent is most hillarious. And just the things he says are great: "There's no animal alive that is faster than a greased Scottsman!"

Contestant 25 - I prefer Futurama, and Bender. See ya, peasants! Mwahahaha!

Contestant 26 - Hans Molemon. Not only is he the genius behind the "football in the groign" movie, he is also run over by homer 3 times, and been ridiculed on lots of occasions.. HES GREAT! "it's like kissing a peanut!" - Homer.

Contestant 27 - The robotic bear from the Bobo episode. "Want to LIVE!!!"

Contestant 28 - Professor John Frink. "Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid nitrogen so that futre generations can rescue him." Such a thoughtful guy. Much like myself. *winks at contest judges*

Contestant 29 - Homer J. Simpson. His sheer idiocy amuses me. I'm going to grow up to be just like him -- wait, I think I already am like him. *is a lazy, ignorant slob*</s>

Reminder: There will not be nearly this many to vote for next time. I know, it's a lot of reading. Take your time.

Endless
03-25-2002, 11:10 PM
*votage*

Red Wizard
03-25-2002, 11:52 PM
Wow, I may actually stand a chance... *votes*

Minerva
03-26-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Leeza
Voting for the best answer means that the guys can't expect to just breeze by on their good looks. :)

I thought "Miss Eoff" and "Mister Eoff" were supposed to be like beauty contests - the contestant's good looks mean everything!

Danni
03-26-2002, 12:33 AM
*Rawks the vote*

musashius
03-26-2002, 01:06 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">A vote is me.

Sita Atis
03-26-2002, 01:29 AM
*votes for wittiest, cutest and funniest replies* :)

Shlup
03-26-2002, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Minerva
I thought "Miss Eoff" and "Mister Eoff" were supposed to be like beauty contests - the contestant's good looks mean everything!

But not really.

Leeza
03-26-2002, 04:25 AM
*votes*

That was really tough! All of the answers were good in my opinion.

Mikztsu
03-26-2002, 05:31 AM
Thanks for still letting me in Mandee.:) My answers sucks though as I made them in really hurry and distracted.:p

*will rock the vote later*

Rydia of Mist
03-26-2002, 07:15 AM
Go Mystery Contestant! A sexier question mark I have never seen... Mwah! *blows a kiss*

MoogleRush
03-26-2002, 07:50 AM
I can't believe that Bloodstone joined.. hehehehehee...

* votes *

Ariel
03-26-2002, 08:23 AM
I like this style of contest. Very unique. *votes*

Rinoabella
03-26-2002, 11:12 AM
<font color=#FFCCFF>Good luck everyone!!! *votes*

angel
03-26-2002, 12:24 PM
:rolleyes2
bah you put in caps !

ARGH !!!!!!!


how do i get disqualified mandee ?

Kilak
03-26-2002, 02:16 PM
I have no picture.... So, I shall not enter....

angel
03-26-2002, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Kilak
I have no picture.... So, I shall not enter....

euh

even if you did

you are already too late ;)

Kalen
03-26-2002, 07:52 PM
Nooooooo! I'm too late to enter. ;_; Ah well, you all know I'm the most sexzee manly man here, right? <a href=http://www.eyesonff.com/gallery/Girls/Kalenisis/Kalenisis2.jpg>*flexes*</a>

Daryl
03-26-2002, 08:03 PM
I was sad that I couldn't vote for you at all, Kaley. ;_;

Ifrit's Bodyguard
03-26-2002, 08:09 PM
*looks on with intrest but doesn't vote as he is male and not in it*


Can someone explain the school bus question, I don't mind if you wait till after the first round in case it sways the voting.

*must enter the next one*

Shlup
03-26-2002, 09:08 PM
What's to explain? Do you take your lunch to school are ride the bus?

Advent Child
03-26-2002, 11:21 PM
ahah I got one of my bad responses. *doesn't say which one*

I'm not voting for anyone. I don't like contestant voting.

MoogleRush
03-27-2002, 12:41 AM
When can we see the results of Round 1?

Advent Child
03-27-2002, 01:40 AM
you can't. it's not over yet.

Shlup
03-27-2002, 01:42 AM
I'll close voting when I get home from class, which ends at 9. I'll try to have the results up by 10 Pacific time so everyone can see them tomorrow, then I start Round 2 probably tomorrow night.

Britt
03-27-2002, 05:11 AM
I have to admit, Raf is just as pretty as I am. Damn.

Shlup
03-27-2002, 07:07 AM
<center>Round 1 Results!
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1" width="863" height="618"><tr><td width="277" height="608" valign="top"><b>1 - Cy</b> ||||||||||||||
2 - Giga Guess |||||||||
<b>3 - Master Vivi</b> ||||||||||||||
4 - Citizen Erased ||||||||||||
5 - angel ||||
6 - Nimrod |||||||||||
<b>7 - Alpha</b> ||||||||||||||

8 - Not At All Reno ||||||
9 - Spatvark |||||
10 - Red Wizard ||||||||
<b>11 - Melted Snowman</b> |||||||||
12 - Rirse |||||
<b>13 - CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</b> ||||||||||||||||||
<b>14 - Aexoden</b> ||||||||||||||||||||||

<b>15 - Shadowdust</b> |||||||||||
16 - Wyllius |||||
<b>17 - Seifer Almasy</b> |||||||||||||||||
18 - Mikztsu |||||||
<b>19 - Loony BoB</b> ||||||||||||||||
20 - Gibsie ||||||
21 - CloudDragon ||||||||
22 - Agent Proto ||||

23 - Britt ||||||||
<b>24 - Matt </b>|||||||||||||
25 - Bloodstone ||||||||||
26 - LuNaTiC jEsTeR ||||
27 - eestlinc ||||||||
<b>28 - Scottie </b>|||||||||||||||
<b>29 - Mystery Contestant </b>|||||||||||||||||</td><td width="16" height="608" valign="top">14
9
14
12
4
11
14

6
5
8
9
5
18
22

11
5
17
7
16
6
8
4

8
13
10
4
8
15
17</td><td width="540" height="598" valign="top">
<center><font color="#008000"><u><b>Eliminated!</b></u></font>
Giga Guess (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/GigaGuess.txt) - Citizen Erased (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/CitizenErased.txt) - angel (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/angel.txt) - Nimrod (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Nimrod.txt)
Not At All Reno (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/NotAtAllReno.txt) - Spatvark (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Spatvark.txt) - Red Wizard (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/RedWizard.txt) - Rirse (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Rirse.txt)
Wyllius (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Wyllius.txt) - Mikztsu (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Mikztsu.txt) - Gibsie (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Gibsie.txt) - CloudDragon (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/CloudDragon.txt) - Agent Proto (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/AgentProto.txt)
Britt (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Britt.txt) - Bloodstone (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bloodstone.txt) - LuNaTiC jEsTeR (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/LuNaTiCjEsTeR.txt) - eestlinc (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/eestlinc.txt)

<u><b><font color="#008000">And Moving On...</font></b></u></p></center>
<p align="center">&nbsp;<div align="center"><center><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Aexoden.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Alpha.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bleys.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Cy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Aexoden</td><td align="center">Alpha</td><td align="center">CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</td><td align="center">Cy</td></tr><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MasterVivi.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Matt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center" width="0"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MeltedSnowman.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Loony BoB</td><td align="center">Master Vivi</td><td align="center">Matt</td><td align="center">Melted Snowman</td></tr><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MysteryContestant.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Scottie.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/SeiferAlmasy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Shadowdust.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">&quot;Mystery Contestant&quot;</td><td align="center">Scottie</td><td align="center">Seifer Almasy</td><td align="center">Shadowdust</td></tr></table></center></div></td></tr></table></center>

Loony BoB
03-27-2002, 07:15 AM
O_o;; That was one of the answers that I thought wasn't that good at all. I can't believe I made the cut! *dies*

m4tt
03-27-2002, 07:19 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*dances a jig* I didn't think I would make it either. :D

angel
03-27-2002, 09:33 AM
thanks again for putting up the worst answer of em all ;)

shluppers ;)

Shlup
03-27-2002, 09:40 AM
I thought it was a good answer. Your best answer for any of those four questions anyway.

Note: Working on Round 2 match-ups right now.

angel
03-27-2002, 10:15 AM
it would have been better if you would have submitted a longer form with all the answers
because the other answers were WAAAY better then those four



anyway

i think some would agree with me on that

Shlup
03-27-2002, 10:30 AM
Who the hell would want to read all of that though??

Anyway, I got Round 2 match-ups. Tammy (Sakura Yume) picked the questions for Round 1. For Round 2 I had Becky (Daryl) pick 3 questions, and then I realized I needed more so I had a friend of mine pick 3 more 'cause everyone on my EoFF list was offline or had an away message.

I'll post the entry forms for the people who were eliminated in a second, I guess I should've done that before I started working on Round 2... I don't think I'll have time tonight.

angel
03-27-2002, 10:39 AM
well ... since it would make things more even

people may have given nice answers in the beginning or the end of the form

therefor i think it wasn't a good round

just think .. if you fooked up on the first 4 questions in a test at school
does that mean you fooked up the rest of the test ?

you should have made a shorter form for the first round
that would have leveled things nicely

this isn't a way of voting ... sorry
tis just my opinion

Alpha
03-27-2002, 03:22 PM
Huzzah!

This is by far one of the first votes I have ever recieved. Thanks to this new system you people can't avoid me at all! ;)

*evil laugh*

Giga Guess
03-27-2002, 04:22 PM
:cry: :cry:
I DIDN'T MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sobs!*

Cy
03-27-2002, 04:35 PM
*points and laughs*

Citizen Bleys
03-27-2002, 05:23 PM
I rule the world. *power pose*

Danni
03-27-2002, 06:28 PM
Wow, round one really did eliminate a lot of people. *is in shock* Well, congrats to all you who made it to round 2, and good luck. :p

Halan
03-27-2002, 07:14 PM
angel quit whining.

When does round 2 start again?

Red Wizard
03-27-2002, 08:45 PM
Blarg, Melty beat me by one vote! Stupid GI Joe lunchbox wasn't good enough for you people, huh?
Well, good luck to everyone who remains.

Mikztsu
03-27-2002, 08:47 PM
Cram it again.:D I knew this when I saw 1st round questions that my one word answer could never make it.

Oh well, let's hope the most masculine one wins then.;P *waits round 2 impatiently*

Melted Snowman
03-27-2002, 09:29 PM
haha I made a typo in that entry and still got through.

Advent Child
03-27-2002, 10:13 PM
aww.. *didn't make it*
I thought my answer was bad too though. oh well congrats to the winners!

Orestes
03-27-2002, 10:37 PM
I'm not really suprised at all.

Oh well.

Britt
03-27-2002, 11:20 PM
Angel, knock it off. Seriously. Seeing as 5+ other people were matched up against you in <i>the same question,</i> it's your fault if you weren't up to par on it. My answer to my question sucked, but that's my fault.

Shlup
03-28-2002, 04:02 AM
I'm sorry to those of you who felt I didn't put their best answer. Some people only had an answer for one of the questions, so if you had a good answer for more then one, they most likely took your answers spot. It seems like some of the people with good answers got shafted, but I really tried to be fair and put everyone's best answers up. I didn't pick which questions went up either, remember. I'll post everyone that got eliminated's answers later.

Besides angel, you told me you didn't want anyone to vote for you. XD


When does round 2 start again?

When I get home. I'm stuck at school right now, and I left the disk that I have all the .txt files on at BJ's house, so when I get there I'll put it up, along with the people's forms. So, like... 2 hours probably?

CloudDragon
03-28-2002, 05:05 AM
Ah I made it out in the first round, oh well. Good luck to those who advanced. I'll still be voting, may the best EoFF Man win.

angel
03-28-2002, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by Halan
angel quit whining.

When does round 2 start again?



shluppers .. i don't care about my votes


i was talking about what noticed me ....


why the heck did we fill in all these things for the first round !?
:eek:

but what the F do i care

Hi, I'm Loony BoB, and I'm making a personal request that people stop debating about all this, and should they have any complaints towards angel's comments, then they should address them via PM. This thread shouldn't be sidetracked. Don't even reply to this. Just carry on and not bother with anything to do with angel's comments, please :) AND I SHOULD ACTUALLY JUST MAKE MY OWN POST AND NOT BE EDIT HAPPY ! :D

Hi i'm angel and i dun like you editing my post loony .
I am gonna shut up about it . But i just observed the method of voting ... if there was just gonna be 3 or four questions in the first round .... then why make more then 3 or 4 questions and spoil the rest ! i failed to see the logic... but like i said before in this topic .. thanks mandee for putting up my worst answer ... i really meant that . because as i told shluppers .i didn't want in in the first place. just making myself clear here .

now i shall resume trying to sketch something for the eoff easter challenge !

m4tt
03-28-2002, 06:44 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">Get home, Mandee! :p *wants to see what round 2 will be like*

Oh, and sorry Danny, but I must do this.</font>

*kicks Matt's comment, then kicks angel's once-quoted comment also*

Kairo
03-28-2002, 09:26 AM
congwats to the people who made it through. *hugs to pple who didn't*

Shlup
03-28-2002, 10:03 AM
F.Y.I.: (I hate that term... F.Y.I. :rolleyes2 ) I changed all of the names of the people who were eliminated in Round 1 into links that'll open up their entry form in .txt format, for those of you who wanted to see the rest of their answers.

Also, I'd like to mention that I choose a 20-question entry form because I didn't know how many people would enter or how many I'd end up using. Better too much then too little, I say.

<center>Round 2! - Closed
<s>*See first post for voting rules.</center>

Here we go...
This time I went for a 1-on-1 match-up. Choose 1 contestant for each question!

Question 2! What is your ideal first date?

Contestant 1 - *sexy French voice* First, I would take her to an expensive Italian restaurant (so what if I'm French, I like Italian.). Afterwards, we would walk alone on a warm beach just as the sun sets below the horizon. I'll hold off on the sweet, passionate love, since this is the first date and all.

Contestant 2 - January 1.

Question 5! You're a clerk at a store of some sort-- someone asks you "Do you have change for a button?" How do you respond?


Contestant 3 - "Yeah, sure, I got a bit of lint and a peanut. But it's a bit old, so maybe I'll throw in a used tissue if you don't like 'em."

Contestant 4 - 'Instead of giving you change for that fuggin' button, I've got a better idea. How about I give you the finger, *gives finger*, and tell you to get the Hell out of my shop?'

Question 8! What will idealy happen to your body after you die?

Contestant 5 - Decomposition. It means I wasn't butchered by some maniac before.

Contestant 6 - My dad says he's gonna put me in a trash bag and bury me in the back yard. That's what I want!

Question 10! Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Contestant 7 - It's a conspiracy to annoy the planet by making every one get up an hour earlier or vise-versa

Contestant 8 - Why aren't they saving it? Where don't they keep it? (Just between you and me, they keep it in my pants. Kinda ironic since that's where the sun doesn't shine.)

Question 12! Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Contestant 9 - They got back to bed and solved the problem another day (irresponsible suckers really).

Contestant 10 - The store. They'd probably need more paper.

Question 17! What would you do if you were to find out that your serious girlfriend, at one point, had a penis?

Contestant 11 - I'd say "Well mine was probably bigger than yours! ahaha eh...yeah."

Contestant 12 - I think I might be a bit freaked. I really don't know how I would be. If I said that I truly knew how I would be, I'd be a liar. There's no way I could ever be prepared for that.</s>

Loony BoB
03-28-2002, 10:34 AM
Thread edited by Loony BoB on 03-28-2002 10:23 PM. Thread edited by Loony BoB on 03-27-2002 07:14 PM. Thread edited by Loony BoB on 03-27-2002 06:46 PM. Thread edited by Scottie on 03-25-2002 06:08 PM. Thread edited by Loony BoB on 03-25-2002 10:41 PM.

It used to have another edit by me, and a sticky by Bleys, but they don't fit anymore. xD *does stuff*

On topic: *sees his oppositions answer* Aww, crap.

Red Wizard
03-28-2002, 06:23 PM
You know, if you don't like the way the contest works, then do it yourself. Personally, I would like to see a 'best runner-up' kind of thing, where everyone picks whose answers they liked best overall. Not that Shluppers should do it, she's got enough to do with this thing as it is.

Well, anyway, let's move along, shall we? *votes*

Shlup
03-29-2002, 01:38 AM
Alright, Red, now you've done it. Next time around I'm using that idea. Also, I think that I'll have official raters of people's entry forms, and vote counters. With all that, this stuff would be breezy.

*counts votes before B-day cake*

Citizen Bleys
03-29-2002, 01:53 AM
*sings*
I-know-who-my-opponent-is!

Shlup
03-29-2002, 02:27 AM
:rolleyes2

I wouldn't be so happy if I were you. *counts more votes*

krissy
03-29-2002, 02:36 AM
xD

The bus question was the worst one. I had to get that. ;)
At least no one gts to see me adn the hat. xD
Doug is hot. xd xd xd

Citizen Bleys
03-29-2002, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
:rolleyes2

I wouldn't be so happy if I were you. *counts more votes*

Oh, I wasn't happy about who my opponent was, I was simply delighted with my genius-level cleverness in figuring it out from the <s>starkly obvious</s> clue given.

Endless
03-29-2002, 07:27 PM
And I have all the reasons to think you're wrong.

Citizen Bleys
03-30-2002, 03:19 AM
Bah; I'm always wrong.

Melted Snowman
03-30-2002, 03:44 AM
Okay wait, I'm confused ... if Bleys is being set-up then what does the FBI have to do with anything?

Shlup
03-30-2002, 07:43 AM
<center>Round 2 Results!
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1" width="700" height="350"><tr>
<td width="277" height="396" valign="top">1 - Aexoden ||||\|||
<b>2 - CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</b> ||||\||||
<b>3 - Loony BoB</b> ||||\||||\|||
4 - Mystery Contestant ||||

5 - Master Vivi ||||\||
<b>6 - Matt</b> ||||\||||\|

7 - Alpha ||||\
<b>8 - Seifer Almasy</b> ||||\||||\||

9 - Cy ||||\||
<b>10 - Melted Snowman</b> ||||\||||\

11 - Scottie ||||\|||
<b>12 - Shadowdust </b>||||\|||\</td>
<td width="16" height="396" valign="top">8
9

13
4

7
11

5
12

7
10

8
10</td><td width="540" height="386" valign="top">
<center><font color="#008000"><u><b>Eliminated!</b></u></font>
Aexoden (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Aexoden.txt)
"Mystery Contestant"
Master Vivi (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MasterVivi.txt)
Alpha (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Alpha.txt)
Cy (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Cy.txt)
Scottie (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Scottie.txt)

<u><b><font color="#008000">And Moving On...</font></b></u></p></center>
<p align="center">&nbsp;<div align="center"><center><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bleys.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Matt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</td><td align="center">Loony BoB</td><td align="center">Matt</td></tr><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MeltedSnowman.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/SeiferAlmasy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Shadowdust.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">Melted Snowman</td><td align="center">Seifer Almasy</td><td align="center">Shadowdust</td></tr></table></center></div></td></tr></table>

The Mystery Contestant has been eliminated!</center>
Notice I didn't put up his entry form; I want to see if anyone'll guess who he is. So guess already! :D

m4tt
03-30-2002, 08:01 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">
kawaii_ryukishi: That was me.
kawaii_ryukishi: ...
kawaii_ryukishi: ;_;

Yeah, so har. Anyways *is in round 3* *dances*

Daryl
03-30-2002, 08:01 AM
I don't believe the Mystery Contestant lost... hottest question mark ever... ;_;

Shadowdust
03-30-2002, 08:08 AM
Whoa! Who would've thought I'd make it against Scottie. :p It appears that keeping the names of the contestants silent is a very good idea.

*is in third round* :D

CloudDragon
03-30-2002, 08:10 AM
I can't believe it either. The mystery contestant was supposed to go all the way. I lmao when I read his reply.

Loony BoB
03-30-2002, 08:10 AM
I'm proud to kick such an honourable opponents arse.

Shlup
03-30-2002, 08:48 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">
kawaii_ryukishi: That was me.
kawaii_ryukishi: ...
kawaii_ryukishi: ;_; </font>

Que?

Endless
03-30-2002, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Matt
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">
kawaii_ryukishi: That was me.
kawaii_ryukishi: ...
kawaii_ryukishi: ;_;

Yeah, so har. Anyways *is in round 3* *dances*

*kills Matt and takes his place* :p

Citizen Bleys
03-30-2002, 01:02 PM
...
I'm glad I didn't bet money that Scottie was going to win...

Danni
03-30-2002, 06:07 PM
Wow, hiding the names makes the results a lot more interesting. *eagerly awaits round 3*

Shlup
03-31-2002, 03:08 AM
Okay, well, I guess I should reveal who the Mystery Contestant was...

"Mystery Contestant (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MysteryContestant.txt) " was none other than...

Sugpo!

I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself! *dodges fruit*

Oh, and who was it who banned him the second time around...?


Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
Go Mystery Contestant! A sexier question mark I have never seen... Mwah! *blows a kiss*

Oh yeah, that's right. XD Please don't hurt me...

Well, anyway, to get the attention away from killing me:

<center>Round 3 - Semi-Finals! - Closed!
<s>*See first post for voting rules.</center>
I asked a few people which would be better, 1 v 1 finals or 1 v 1 v 1, and the latter won out, so vote for 1 contestant for each question!

Question 4! If this (http://brookeb.home.att.net/ydiaz/fashion/original/ydfash39.jpg) woman were to walk up to you on the street and ask if she could see what you've got under those tighty whities, what would you do?

Contestant 1 - Comply; take her to my house and show her my dresser. It'd probably be more tighty whities. What kind of a silly person asks that, though?

Contestant 2 - I'd tell her that is for me to know, and for her to find out!

Question 9! Which is more important and why: The Sun or The Moon?

Contestant 3 - The moon is clearly more important, because it gives us Lunatics. Besides, has it not always been a dream of mankind to destroy the Sun?

Contestant 4 - I believe the sun is more important. Without it, we wouldn't have such beautiful plants and animals.Plus, we'd be dead anyway. :p

Question 16! How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?

Contestant 5 - One, if you count SubmoDuck. I'm not sure if you're a duck. You DO have Quack in your name...

Contestant 6 - By using the formula: h-7*8˛(9+9)/3 = d. The weight of the average human can easily be figured. The value of "h" is filled in by the weight of the human. The variable "d" is solved by completing the equation. Thus, the number of ducks it takes to equal the average weight of a human is -.938 elephants.</s>

CloudDragon
03-31-2002, 05:41 AM
Ahh! Much harder to vote this time around. Hmm I'm not sure if I should do so or not. Maybe tomorrow sometime.

Britt
03-31-2002, 05:51 AM
*knows exactly which one Bleys is*

m4tt
03-31-2002, 06:32 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">I'm so dead... >_<;;

Loony BoB
03-31-2002, 06:50 AM
Waaaaaah. You think YOU'RE going down, Matt?

*just asked what his girlfriend voted and got a bad response* >_<;;;

Shlup
03-31-2002, 07:13 AM
Okay, so round 3's a little sucktastic.... At least now I know a lot of things not to do next time. :tongue:

MoogleRush
04-01-2002, 01:44 AM
Missed Round 2. :cry: At least I'm not missing the semi-finals and finals.

* votes *

Bloodstone
04-01-2002, 01:44 AM
*just got back from a 4-day vacation*
*covers face in shame*
*votes*

Haha... go, Contestant 3!

Shlup
04-01-2002, 08:54 AM
Alrighty then. Sugpo picked the numbers for this one...

<center>Round 3 Results!
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1" width="700" height="275"><tr>
<td width="277" height="396" valign="top"><b>1 - Melted Snowman</b> ||||\|||
2 - Matt ||||



<b>3 - CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ</b> ||||\|||
4 - Shadowdust ||||\



5 - Loony BoB ||||
<b>6 - Seifer Almasy</b> ||||\||||</td>
<td width="16" height="396" valign="top">8
4



8
5



5
9</td><td width="540" height="386" valign="top">
<center><font color="#008000"><u><b>Eliminated!</b></u></font>
Matt (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/matt.txt)
Shadowdust (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/shadowdust.txt)
Loony BoB (http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/loonybob.txt)

<u><b><font color="#008000">And Moving On... The Final Three!</font></b></u></p></center>
<p align="center">&nbsp;<div align="center"><center><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"><tr><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/Bleys.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/MeltedSnowman.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td><td height="64" align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.boomspeed.com/shlupquack/SeiferAlmasy.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td></tr><tr><td align="center">CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ/</td><td align="center">Melted Snowman/</td><td align="center">Seifer Almasy</td></tr></table></center></div></td></tr></table></center>

...and succeded in getting the guy who knocked him out out as well. Good for him. Sorry BoBils.

Finals will begin soon.

m4tt
04-01-2002, 08:59 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">*grumble*

Loony BoB
04-01-2002, 09:05 AM
Six outta 29... well, I guess I didn't do that bad. However, I'll just be selfish and say that I was screwed over, and that I should win, and blah blah blah. As you're meant to when you do this kinda thing. Apparently. xD

*literally grumbles*

Shlup
04-01-2002, 09:44 AM
Blah, blah. Round 4 shouldn't suck though. If I don't start getting at least as many votes as I had contestants I'm going to have to... cry? Yes, that'll do. I'll cry. Like a big baby.

Britt
04-01-2002, 10:04 PM
*puts his money on Donk to take it all* :D

Melted Snowman
04-01-2002, 11:39 PM
I'd like to thank the academy ...

Oh wait, it isn't over. :o

Citizen Bleys
04-01-2002, 11:55 PM
Britt, take my advice: don't place bets.

Shlup
04-02-2002, 03:41 AM
Place your bets! XP

<center>Round 4 - The Finals! - Closed!
<s>*See first post for voting rules.</center>
Alright, so we know there are only 3 contestants. Now who's going to win? Here's how voting works for this round: Each contestant has an answer for each question, only I mixed them up so you're not just voting for one person. Vote for 1 answer for each question! All I need from you is the numbers. Also, since I do only need the numbers, you can IM me your vote on AIM as CLniKLyDeD if you can catch me online. Hope this works out...

Question 6! If you somehow aquired one-hundred million dollars what would you do with it?

1 - I'd give it back. There's no way I got it legitimately ...

2 - I'd first donate half to the poor, then I'd use the rest for myself, family, and friends...or just myself.

3 - I'd undoubtedly blow it all on anime, and then say, "Where'd all the money go?"

Question 11! Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

4 - No, those filthy bastards...I thought they were against that kinda thing. Innocent creatures are killed just to please someones appetite; that's not the vegetarian way.*shakes his head*

5 - Should animal crackers eat vegetarians? Kill or be killed I say.

6 - A cracker is an animal that's made out of stuff
It's prolly got some meat in, that's enough
Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are? Or would you rather be an animal cracker?

Question 14! What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7 - Since the bread wasn't sliced, it was apparently unsliced bread.

8 - Unsliced bread. Nobody was too thrilled, though.

9 - Slicing people

Question 15! If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

10 - Their meat is too stringy.

11 - Because you can't aim. Some of us can and do shoot them.

12 - Simple. In the past, too many tourists were shot. Now they're on the endangered species list. The tourist population is still way too high, in my opinion. Infact, they're still going strong at the population of 78,384,098.

Question 18! Describe your ideal woman (or man if you'd prefer such).

13 - Soft, brown hair. Green eyes. Piles and PILES of cash.

14 - Words could not describe her. (I'm lazy).

15 - A smart woman with a bright personality. Has a lot in common with me. Is pretty. Now wasn't that a nice simple list?

Question 20! Answer me these questions three:
(a)Question the first!: WHAT is your name?
(b)Question the second!: WHAT is your favorite color?
(c)Question the third: WHAT is your quest?

16 - (a)Laughton Kendal Veldsworth Esquire
(b)Tangerpureen
(c)Cheese.

17 - (a)Ketsunuke Nakusoyarou
(b)Octarine
(c)To obtain an undead army of darkness.

18 - (a)MY NAME IS SIR LANCELOT THE BEDWETTER
(b)Blue ... I MEAN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
(c)Damnit, I need to see Monty Python's "Holy Grail" again ...</s>

Sita Atis
04-02-2002, 04:16 AM
ooo this is a tough one, they're all such good funny answers! and so witty!

Melted Snowman
04-02-2002, 05:04 AM
I am not happy with my answer to question **. Oh well.

EDIT: Giving the question number reveals who you are, which is against the rules

EDIT :: haha, we're all in that question. God forbid people know I answered it. ;)

Bloodstone
04-02-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
Question 6! If you somehow aquired one-hundred million dollars what would you do with it?


Bet it all on Bleys! :D *votes*

... Don't worry, I did vote for some non-Bleys-sounding replies.

Citizen Bleys
04-02-2002, 02:27 PM
You didn't have to do that :D

I just can't believe I actually have a shot at winning this thing.

On second thought, ignore that last statement and re-read some of my bluster from earlier. The bluster's funny.

Advent Child
04-03-2002, 12:57 AM
see now if that vegetarian question had come up earlier I think I would've gotten past round 1. on the other hand, I got the simpsons question, and answered hans molemon...

Sita Atis
04-03-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by CTRL+ALT+DEL SNIZZ


I just can't believe I actually have a shot at winning this thing.



Of course you do, you're a very witty and funny guy. And you have the looks too.. though that doesnt count.

Some replies that I thought sounded like yours turned out not to be however.

Citizen Bleys
04-03-2002, 02:57 AM
Ah, look, now I have "Goodyear" written on the side of my head for some reason.

Shlup
04-03-2002, 04:33 AM
XDD

*flys Bleys' head around*


...or something.

*is not getting any votes*

m4tt
04-03-2002, 06:53 AM
<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">It's cause me and Danny got kicked out, the whole thing is boring now. :P

Melted Snowman
04-03-2002, 07:05 AM
Yeah sure. >:

Shlup
04-03-2002, 07:19 AM
Matty, Matty. Tsk tsk. :rolleyes2

Participation/enthusiasm = :cry:

Citizen Bleys
04-03-2002, 02:21 PM
I haven't been voting because I've been a candidate. I always sorta planned to start voting after I got washed out. (that plan isn't working very well right now).

Melted Snowman
04-03-2002, 03:53 PM
Same deal with me ... =\

Britt
04-03-2002, 09:49 PM
I voted. I'm a good sport.

(Just because I figure I should humor Mandee, who knows that ratings divebombed as soon as I was voted out.)

Shlup
04-04-2002, 05:24 AM
*sigh* Thank you for your empathy, Britt. Oh the mistakes I made in letting you get voted out. I guess next time I should just 'stuff the ballot box' for you a bit. ;)

Right now I'm just waiting until the next vote comes in. Need a tie-breaker. :eek:

Citizen Bleys
04-04-2002, 02:18 PM
You're STILL waiting for a tie-breaker?

I was almost tempted to vote this time around :p
But I think that given the nature of this contest, the tie-breaker should be female.

Shlup
04-04-2002, 08:49 PM
Well someone's got to break it. I got a vote in, but the tie remains, and the only extremes I'm going to to have it broken is to wait for people to vote.

Citizen Bleys
04-04-2002, 11:11 PM
Perhaps a PM to someone who's voted in previous rounds, but abstained this time? Being the tie-breaker might break down some of that apathy.

Bloodstone
04-05-2002, 01:08 AM
This still isn't wrapped up yet? *crosses fingers*

Shlup
04-05-2002, 01:46 AM
Alright, the tie is broken! The tie-breaking votes came in from 2 males and a female. The winner will be announced (in another thread, seeing as everyone else is doing it that way) later today or tomorrow afternoon (Pacific time). ;)

Sita Atis
04-05-2002, 02:38 AM
you could have posted it now but no.... you're going to make us wait.. gah!

Britt
04-05-2002, 02:43 AM
And thus, it ends... keep your eyes open for the winner's thread!

*close*

Loony BoB
04-05-2002, 07:12 AM
*de-stickies and rawks out coz he knew before all but Shlup & Britt & two friends of Shlup... erm... yeah!*