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Dat Matt
04-25-2015, 05:02 PM
As we all know, one hundred regular Cactuars form the body of a single jumbo Cactuar. As such, which would you rather fight in a battle to the needle filled death?

escobert
04-25-2015, 05:12 PM
that's a tough one. Either way, you're going to get shot with a bunch of needles. I think I'd go with just the one Jumbo.

Vermachtnis
04-25-2015, 06:07 PM
Jumbo, I don't want to kill one small one and sit through 99 Cactaur Ran Away messages.

Kalevala
04-25-2015, 09:53 PM
If one hundred regular Cactuars form the body of a single jumbo Cactuar isn't it the same regardless of what I choose?

Karifean
04-25-2015, 09:56 PM
Jumbo Cactuar, because FFX-2's Jumbo Cactuar has Cast Hastega on self. Do nothing for the rest of the battle. The end.

Ayen
04-25-2015, 11:38 PM
Neither option can be worse than the crab that took down Big Boss.

Crop
04-26-2015, 12:58 AM
One Hundred Jumbo Cactuars.

escobert
04-26-2015, 05:05 AM
One Hundred Jumbo Cactuars.

Well aren't you the brave one!

Lone Wolf Leonhart
04-26-2015, 06:47 AM
100,000 needles or 1,000 giant needles.

The question is "would you rather die or die".

Spooniest
04-26-2015, 02:21 PM
100 small cactaurs easily fit under my FF6 belt :thumbsup:

Musta killed thousands of em in my time. < > < A, Bros and Sistahs

VeloZer0
04-26-2015, 06:58 PM
1 x 100,000 needles kills one party member a turn.
100 x 1000 needles kills your entire party in one turn.
The choice is clear.

Another fun forum thread ruined by math!

Ayen
04-26-2015, 10:04 PM
100,000 needles or 1,000 giant needles.

The question is "would you rather die or die".

Where's the cake option?

metagloria
04-27-2015, 04:22 PM
Jumbo, I don't want to kill one small one and sit through 99 Cactaur Ran Away messages.
You beat me to the joke, but this is exactly why the right answer is 100 regular Cactuars - you'd only actually end up having to fight 2 or 3 of them!

Loony BoB
04-27-2015, 04:24 PM
Because of FFXIV, I vote for the little dudes.

BlackFire
05-04-2015, 05:28 AM
I would rather take on 100 with a party of six that are all FULLY maxed out in HP, Strength, and Magic. We would all summon our Eidolons at once and unleash an attack so massive it could very well do over 1 million damage in a wide area. Every Cactuar would be dead after that.

2MooglesGaming
05-04-2015, 10:51 PM
It depends, are any of them the size of a duck or a horse? :p