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Colonel Angus
05-07-2015, 05:05 PM
Which FF character do you find the sexiest?

Bubba
05-07-2015, 06:21 PM
You've got four of the top five there but you've missed the number one.

The corpse of Professor Gast.

sharkythesharkdogg
05-07-2015, 06:30 PM
The dancing cactuar is almost perfectly evolved to be a sexy stripper.

That wiggle says "look", but those needles say "don't touch". They practically run security for themselves.

escobert
05-07-2015, 06:58 PM
moomba for sure!

Fynn
05-07-2015, 07:51 PM
I know this is a joke thread, but I can't. Whenever you say "sexy" and "FF", I am obligated to post this.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080225080312/finalfantasy/images/8/88/Dr_Cid.jpg

Perducci
05-07-2015, 07:57 PM
It's obviously a tie between Biran and Yenke Ronso. Best couple.

Fynn
05-07-2015, 08:00 PM
It's obviously a tie between Biran and Yenke Ronso. Best couple.

Agreed. You could totally tell they were banging on the hour.

Pumpkin
05-07-2015, 08:00 PM
this thread is getting weird

Fynn
05-07-2015, 08:01 PM
But where's the lie, Pumpkin


Where's the lie

sharkythesharkdogg
05-07-2015, 09:04 PM
The subject of the thread makes me feel the need to reference everyone to episodes 24-29 of good ol' 8-bit theater. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/03/episode-024-shes-a-white-magic-woman/)

Vermachtnis
05-07-2015, 09:17 PM
You plebs have no taste, forgetting this sexy beast.
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090506221849/finalfantasy/images/4/47/BrahneCanary.jpg

FFIX Choco Boy
05-07-2015, 09:55 PM
The subject of the thread makes me feel the need to reference everyone to episodes 24-29 of good ol' 8-bit theater. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/03/episode-024-shes-a-white-magic-woman/)

I know exactly which episodes those were before I clicked. I may or may not have read the entire comic 4+ times...

Anyways, the sexiest Final Fantasy character is obviously JENOVA.

maybee
05-07-2015, 10:01 PM
Rubicante.

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs27/200H/f/2008/142/f/d/Rubicante_Fiend_of_Fire_by_DarkryuSamurai.jpg

I mean, that whole shy leg thing, playing hard to get with a lil' tease. Then bham, shows everybody the whole show when he opens up his cape.

Not to mention his element is fire, everybody knows that fire is hot.

Rubi is the sexiest Final Fantasy character.

Psychotic
05-07-2015, 10:10 PM
Mukki.

BlackFire
05-08-2015, 06:16 AM
Jokes aside, I will say Vanille or Serah.

theundeadhero
05-08-2015, 08:08 AM
64117

Ayen
05-08-2015, 08:17 AM
You guys are racists. Where's the Shoopuf?

Big D
05-08-2015, 10:35 AM
Lulu, Auron, Fran and Balthier are where it's at. This poll is teh brokezorz.

For the purposes of this thread, however, the correct answer is surely Dancing Cactuar :cactuar:

LunarWeaver
05-08-2015, 12:04 PM
I feel like Pupu could teach me some things.

Spooniest
05-08-2015, 01:08 PM
This thread is highly inappropriate

maybee
05-08-2015, 02:38 PM
64117

Tbh, I always found Barrett in that costume super cute. Cloud saying that he looks like a bear wearing a marshmallow doesn't help. :jess:

Mr. Carnelian
05-18-2015, 12:38 AM
I would do a jokey answer, but the truth needs to be known: Balthier.
He has the voice, and those TIGHT leather trousers.
Dancing cactuar is a close second, though. Obviously.

Formalhaut
05-18-2015, 12:59 AM
I second Balthier. Thread answered. No need for further deliberation.

Fynn
05-19-2015, 06:19 AM
Balthier's okay, but he's got nothing on his dad.

Mirage
05-19-2015, 10:23 AM
Jokes aside, I will say Vanille or Serah.

There is no joke, don't go off topic.

Moomba for sure.

Mr. Carnelian
05-20-2015, 11:41 AM
Balthier's okay, but he's got nothing on his dad.

Got a thing for older men? :P

Fynn
05-20-2015, 11:46 AM
No thing for men in general, but Cid's got this charisma, man. He's James Bond-level alluring whenever he enters the scene.

Pike
05-20-2015, 11:47 AM
You guys are racists. Where's the Shoopuf?

I came here to say this.

Lazerface
05-20-2015, 03:28 PM
Jenova. Just look at how fine she be.

Formalhaut
05-20-2015, 04:37 PM
I suppose Cid has a charm only befitting of menacing evil villains, I suppose.



He has the voice, and those TIGHT leather trousers.


Oh and before you get any ideas: I am NOT buying tight leather trousers.

Fynn
05-20-2015, 05:49 PM
Oh get a room, you two :p

Mr. Carnelian
05-21-2015, 01:53 PM
Oh and before you get any ideas: I am NOT buying tight leather trousers.

Damn!


Oh get a room, you two :p

We intend to, as soon as I get back from my semester in Japan.


this thread is getting weird

True, but a thread based on discussing the sexiness of fictional animated characters was always going to end up weird. It could be weirder.


You guys are racists. Where's the Shoopuf?

Actually, maybe it couldn't get much weirder.

Fynn
05-21-2015, 02:15 PM
[QUOTE=Fynn;3534921]Oh get a room, you two :p

We intend to, as soon as I get back from my semester in Japan.

This is, word for word, exactly what Forms said to me in a moogle hug. The connection you huys have is getting pretty creepy :exdee:

Formalhaut
05-21-2015, 06:57 PM
Before we derail this thread with information about mine and Carnelian's plans in the bedroom, what do you guys think is the sexist Final Fantasy Summon?

Obvious points for Shiva, who always appears in various states of undress. But what about Siren? or Ultima?

Shauna
05-21-2015, 07:00 PM
If you want to discuss the sexiest FF summon, make a new thread!

This one is about the unequivocal sexiness of the Dancing Cactuar.

Formalhaut
05-21-2015, 07:02 PM
If you want to discuss the sexiest FF summon, make a new thread!

This one is about the unequivocal sexiness of the Dancing Cactuar.

But the title of the thread is 'sexiest Final Fantasy character' and you've given the poll an 'other' option. :shobon:

Fynn
05-21-2015, 07:07 PM
Well, Siren's ass is completely bare in FFVI :erm:

Shauna
05-21-2015, 07:12 PM
It's sexiest Final Fantasy character, actually, but regardless, that topic warrants its own discussion thread. Particularly as this thread is not really a discussion on sexiest Final Fantasy characters, and is just a fun joke topic for our Daily Poll Forum.

Fynn
05-21-2015, 07:14 PM
When you think about it, though, very few summons are conventionally sexy. There's Shiva and Siren (and Ultima) on the female side and... Nothing on the male side, unless you're really into muscle.

Shauna
05-21-2015, 07:16 PM
The only correct answer, in this thread, for sexiest summon, is Doomtrain. Duh.

But seriously, though, if you want to actually talk about sexy summons... It is definitely a discussion on its own.

Fynn
05-21-2015, 07:18 PM
Doom train is like the only thing that doesn't come off as creepy, honestly. I mean, half the summons are horses of some kind :p

No wait! There's also like Alexander. Sexy holy light pillars, mmm :cool:

Laddy
05-29-2015, 02:30 PM
Fran and Balthier are in appropriately sexy.

Kuja. There's something about his elegance and theatrical manner of speech that makes him almost alluring in a way.

I always thought FFX Rikku was mad cute but she's like 15 and I'm not anymore. Lulu still is gorgeous, though.


Reno and Rude are pretty sexy together. Sort of smug, semi-professionals? Hot.

FFVII Cloud. I like him as a smug, slightly-goofy trout-talker.

Lightning had potential but she was too shabbily written.

Formalhaut
05-29-2015, 03:14 PM
I always thought FFX Rikku was mad cute but she's like 15 and I'm not anymore. Lulu still is gorgeous, though.

Cute, yes. Sexy? Not really. It'd be like calling your sister sexy. I've always viewed Rikku as like a younger sisterly type.

Mr. Carnelian
05-29-2015, 04:45 PM
I found it creepy how clearly sexualised Rikku was in Final Fantasy X.
She's obviously supposed to be an object of desire (remember that bit when she takes off her wetsuit thingy?), which is just messed up, considering that she's meant to be 15 years old.

Fynn
05-29-2015, 04:56 PM
I found it creepy how clearly sexualised Rikku was in Final Fantasy X.
She's obviously supposed to be an object of desire (remember that bit when she takes off her wetsuit thingy?), which is just messed up, considering that she's meant to be 15 years old.

Have you played Dirge of Cerberus? They have this girl named Shelke. She's technically an adult, but stuck in a body of a 10-year-old.

http://586c40.medialib.glogster.com/thumbnails/acc324ddc94ffa3feae440a59c1b7be4f4b94ccda05bbaec67665b117f176b2c/shelke-the-transparent-doc--source.jpg

Mr. Carnelian
05-29-2015, 05:04 PM
The Japanese do this kind of thing (the sexualisation of young women) quite a lot, and not just in video games, unfortunately.

Japanese men seem to feel quite intimidated by confident women. They tend to prefer them to be girlish, which they find less threatening.

It's one of the aspects of Japanese culture which I've found quite disturbing whilst I've been here.

Christmas
09-06-2022, 11:04 AM
Shinra Toliet. :bigsmile:

Lone Wolf Leonhart
09-10-2022, 02:38 PM
The options are fantastic so we've truly been blessed by having the poll be multiple choice.

Dr. Acula
09-13-2022, 09:09 AM
No Queen Brahne on this list? Racists.