Ever think of the jerk hole?

[Shorty]

It's Sephex's birthday, jerks! Wish him a well one, he is the shining star of our forums :aimkiss:

http://i.imgur.com/KJd56Jx.jpg

Happy birthday, buddy!

[Madame Adequate]

He's no Amy Schumer. But he's okay.

[Shorty]

He's no Amy Schumer. But he's okay.

That didn't sound like a birthday wish to me.

[Formalhaut]

I noticed it was his birthday today; I was just waiting for someone to put up the thread!

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day doing... whatever people do on birthdays. :D

[Shauna]

Happy Birthday!

[Karifean]

Happy Birthday!

[Pumpkin]

HAPPY MIRTHDAY

[Freya]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Ayen]

It's going to be hard to top the birthday gift the EoFF staff gave him. Maybe if we find some lingerie models...

Happy Birthday!

[Colonel Angus]

Happy bday Sephex!

[Denmark]

late may birthdays are the best, no competition. happy bday 2 u

[starlet]

.tell Sephex to hop in #eoff to get my .tell birthday wish to him plz

[Sephex]

Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!

Also, I think it's hilarious the day I become a Cid's Knight also happens to fall upon my birthday. No, this wasn't a gift from the staff already in place.


BECAUSE I AM A GIFT TO THEM!!!

[Shorty]

A gift to us all!

[Scotty_ffgamer]

Sephex: It was not by my hands that I am once again given presents. I was called here by members who wish to say to me happy birthday.

Me: Happy Birthday!?! You steal men's words and turn them into puns.

Sephex: Perhaps the same could be said of all members...

Me: Your puns are as empty as your soul. But I guess mankind still needs a birthday such as yours.

Sephex: What is a birthday? A miserable little pile of cake. But enough talk! Have at you!


Happy birthday.

[Madame Adequate]

He's no Amy Schumer. But he's okay.

That didn't sound like a birthday wish to me.

That's because it wasn't a birthday wish to you. Because it wasn't your birthday.