New Records

[theundeadhero]

What in the world happened here on 04-14-2015 at 04:30 AM to cause us to break our record for most members online? Was it a bot invasion?

[Loony BoB]

When all else fails, yes, assume bot invasion. xD

[Mr. Carnelian]

Are bot invasions common?

[Pheesh]

Late April fools prank?

[Shauna]

Are bot invasions common?

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...No

:shifty:

[Mr. Carnelian]

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...No

:shifty:

Yeah, that seems legit. I am totally convinced.

[Shauna]

Good. You better be. Or else I'll get the bots on you :argh:

I mean... uh...

:shifty:

[Slothy]

Shauna is a bot.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Shauna is a bot.

That's what Shauna wants you to think.

Shauna's actually a lizard-person.
#lizardtruth

[Old Manus]

The preferred term is 'person of amphibianism', shitlord :colbert:

[Mr. Carnelian]

The preferred term is 'person of amphibianism', troutlord :colbert:

That is some amphibio-normative trout right there.
Not all lizards are amphibious! Check your privilege!

[Google Slurp Spider]

The lizard people have been assimilated.