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IgglePiggle
06-13-2015, 07:33 PM
http://memetogo.com/media/created/9wrdw2.jpg

Hey, I just joined eyes on FF forum. I have been lurking around here for the past few years - ever since the site looked like it was in the 90's and sh!t. I have played nearly every FF game including IV,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X, X-2, XIII, XIII-2, Crisis Core and Dissidia games amongst others. My favourite is X and VI. My favourite characters are Lightning, Shadow, Celes and Tifa's tits.

In other news, I am a Manchester United supporter. I also have an interest in Philosophy, Psychology, Religion, Politics and the humanities disciplines generally.

As you may have inferred from the title, you may sooner or later judge me as a dickhead and decide to deliberately ignore me. I have an inherent urge to troll and enrage the moderators. As an inferior 'normal' member on a forum lacking any sense of empowerment. The dictatorship of mods who police forums have an authoritarian system of dealing with trivial actions such as 'flaming' via infractions and suspensions. Due to tyrannical and oppressive behaviour of mods, it would be reasonable to conclude my time here will be limited, but I intend to leave a mark....

I'm not entirely new to Forums or even FF forums - I used to be on FinalFantasyForums.net a.k.a North Korea of forums. I actually got banned a few years ago for being a massive :bou::bou::bou::bou:. The story basically goes like this:


I was speaking to a fellow member and said:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061123093018/uncyclopedia/images/a/ae/Surprise_youre_a_retard.jpg


Then one of those brutal dictators of the forums came along and said:


http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/hey-you-shut-up.jpg

As an oppressed member I tried to resolve this peacefully by replying:

http://i.imgur.com/zLE1nZf.jpg

At this point a mindless servant/ass-licker of the regime warned me saying:

http://i.imgur.com/8dciV9o.jpg

Again I tried resolve this peacefully saying:

http://i.imgur.com/zP8PiHc.gif

At this point the head of the forum a.k.a Kim Jong Un arrived and said:

http://i.imgur.com/5ZPQxH2.jpg

I peacedully replied:

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/58176063.jpg

Given my yearning for freedom, I proved Uncontrollable like Winston Smith in 1984.
They then resorted to the last step:

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55524865.jpg



So yeah. That's my story. I Fight for freedom for the voiceless, oppressed and brutalized members of forums.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/be/be99a00a2f992398353510b94dee64b35be156793e58cc7d6d8e244ce0b2d6ec.jpg

Mirage
06-13-2015, 07:52 PM
I'm not entirely new to Forums or even FF forums - I used to be on FinalFantasyForums.net a.k.a North Korea of forums. I actually got banned a few years ago for being a massive :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I can see why.

IgglePiggle
06-13-2015, 07:58 PM
I'm not entirely new to Forums or even FF forums - I used to be on FinalFantasyForums.net a.k.a North Korea of forums. I actually got banned a few years ago for being a massive :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I can see why.

*vomit* I imagine you're another one of those parasitical mods on forums. It's ok, I'll try to make sure there is a common ground between us.

Anyway, I keep getting logged out? Why is this? Is this another one of your terrorizing policies to prevent revolutionaries seeking for freedom against the oppression of mods?

Jinx
06-13-2015, 07:59 PM
uh

Psychotic
06-13-2015, 08:07 PM
Look, I know you've got this RAH RAH I HATE MODS gimmick you're running and that's cool and all, but it's a bit played out and I've thought of a better angle. Maybe you could be this guy who really loves bears and you keep dropping bear puns into every post. Like, you could come into a weather thread and be all "The heat today was un-BEAR-able!" or a thread on suitable swimming attire could yield "Shorts or speedos? Neither, I strip bear!"

Just think about it, yeah? Otherwise it's going to become absolute panda-monium! (you can have that one)

Mirage
06-13-2015, 08:19 PM
I'm not entirely new to Forums or even FF forums - I used to be on FinalFantasyForums.net a.k.a North Korea of forums. I actually got banned a few years ago for being a massive :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I can see why.

*vomit* I imagine you're another one of those parasitical mods on forums. It's ok, I'll try to make sure there is a common ground between us.

Anyway, I keep getting logged out? Why is this? Is this another one of your terrorizing policies to prevent revolutionaries seeking for freedom against the oppression of mods?

I'm not a mod or an admin and I've never been one.

Vyk
06-13-2015, 09:47 PM
This is a weird pre-judging angle, especially for an avid lurker. Rousing cries of mod abuse hasn't been around since Eyes on Each Other was in its prime and people were getting temporary bans (which weren't even that bad and were usually resolved peacefully in private), and most of that oppression was just the mods retaliating against crazy right-wingers, who by their nature are generally an oppressive bunch. So while one could argue for or against mod intervention, there's a 50% chance they were actually stopping oppression

And full disclosure, I am not a mod, never have been, have no personal relationships with them, and I have been temporarily banned from said forum, it was resolved in private, I harbored no hard feelings, and in my experience, the mods around here are the least tyrannical from most of the sites I've frequented. They are actively encouraged to be more human, and sympathetic, and understanding and whatnot

Denmark
06-13-2015, 10:44 PM
are you from reddit

FFNut
06-13-2015, 10:56 PM
Well that's one way to make an entrance. I find most people here really nice and just wish to talk and hang out with others who enjoy similar things. Let me say welcome, I'm sure it will be entertaining if nothing else with you here.

Pheesh
06-14-2015, 12:21 AM
I can see why you like Final Fantasy games, they're what all the hardest dudes play.

Colonel Angus
06-14-2015, 02:51 AM
http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=64867&stc=1

Sephex
06-14-2015, 07:51 AM
I tried so hard and gone so far but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Scotty_ffgamer
06-14-2015, 08:04 AM
Hey, you seem like a fun guy. It's always good to see new members pop up who enjoy the series! Please be sure to read the rules (http://home.eyesonff.com/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_eoff_rules) for the forum and be respectful of all of the other members! We have a few words which are automatically filtered on the forum, and we appreciate if they aren't bypassed through things like images. That's the only reason I took down your pictures.

X and VI are both pretty great games! Have you tried out the HD Remaster of X/X-2?

noxious.sunshine
06-14-2015, 09:53 AM
Are you spooniest?

Night Fury
06-14-2015, 09:57 AM
I like you.

Ayen
06-14-2015, 10:38 AM
I am familiar of the site of which you speak. There was some strange arguments there.

You have been uhhed by Jinx, but you must earn the extra H's.

Dat Matt
06-14-2015, 08:08 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/623/308/f23.jpg

Stealing my style of posting are you? I've got my eye on you.

And by that I mean I'm totally not doing anything of the sort. Welcome to the forum I guess~

http://orig07.deviantart.net/4cc5/f/2014/242/9/3/waving_anime_girl_gif_by_aidenxodayzs-d7xbn3f.gif

fat_moogle
06-14-2015, 08:28 PM
Welcome to the ban hammer!

I kid, I kid. Or do I? Whether I do or don't...welcome :)

escobert
06-18-2015, 02:32 AM
You're not doing a very good job of trying to get banned :mad2:

Mirage
06-18-2015, 09:23 AM
yeah seriously. it's like he stopped trying. very disappointing

Sephex
06-18-2015, 09:33 AM
He probably is in the hospital for cutting himself on all that edge.

FFNut
06-18-2015, 10:06 AM
He probably is in the hospital for cutting himself on all that edge.

That is bound to happen with internet badassary.

Ayen
06-18-2015, 03:11 PM
He got logged out and couldn't log back in again.

Mirage
06-18-2015, 03:12 PM
you better help him out! we can't be without a person like that on these forums, can we?

Fynn
06-18-2015, 03:25 PM
And I already bought all this popcorn... :(

Bubba
06-18-2015, 03:57 PM
Sorry guys, it was me.

I've never set up a second account and thought it would be a good idea to have an 'evil me' hanging around!

I thought the Manchester United clue might give me away!

Fynn
06-18-2015, 04:06 PM
Sorry guys, it was me.

I've never set up a second account and thought it would be a good idea to have an 'evil me' hanging around!

I thought the Manchester United clue might give me away!

Wait, you're serious?

Jinx
06-18-2015, 04:09 PM
The Manchester United thing DID make me think of you...but not like that!

Shauna
06-18-2015, 04:18 PM
*bans Bubba*

Bubba
06-18-2015, 04:21 PM
Well Iggle Piggle is soon to be my child's hero as we watch endless repeats of In the Night Garden together.

I decided that it wasn't the most productive idea though so I lost interest... sorry everyone!

Jinx
06-18-2015, 04:22 PM
goddammit bubba

Vyk
06-18-2015, 04:23 PM
That is fantastic lol

Shauna
06-18-2015, 04:34 PM
*double bans Bubba*