Summer Ciddies 2015 - Life's a Beach Revelations~ Umi-desu!

[Shorty]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/cecf892a9458c582f120a96548561fe5/tumblr_mic60gu83s1rifshio2_1280.gif

[Shauna]

http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/24/80/cc1436d5b12b108f59e8e8121e2ce766.gif

[Shorty]

me: I am so sorry for posting some of the things I'm about to show you guys
shauna: it's okay it's the ciddies
[five seconds later]
shauna: what the fuck is that

[Shorty]

http://media.tumblr.com/c6cd990d0a308246278c4466356b9a48/tumblr_inline_mtya5sZ9px1qhcvhp.gif

[Lonely Paper Star]

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pitye/2527034/28214/28214_900.gif


(Just wanted an excuse to post more anime gifs)

[Ayen]

okay just going to move the thread along

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/927fd7fef673e415d900fe742778b8fb/201307758/tumblr_lw2kxwlqPf1r88whxo1_500.gif

Derpy Sonic.

[Shauna]

me: I am so sorry for posting some of the things I'm about to show you guys
shauna: it's okay it's the ciddies
[five seconds later]
shauna: what the fuck is that

it is a totally reasonable response

[Sephex]

http://lusipurr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Tidus-with-No-Head.jpg

[Shorty]

AWARD-CHAN IS IN THE LOO

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vlm6Du821qko4x4o1_500.gif

[Shauna]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d9134a9bf11073bbd2069728bb468f4e/tumblr_msg7cyIg3k1rvxzv5o1_400.gif

[Formalhaut]

Ah, I do miss the good ol' Ciddies GIF humor. A shame Mr. Carny is stuck on a plane.

[Shorty]

what the fuck sarah

what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

shauna absolved me of guilt when I tried to apologize

not sorry

[Ayen]

Sarah has taken control of the vertical and the horizontal.

[Shorty]

http://media.tumblr.com/6ece5733f705f937766e893541e2565a/tumblr_inline_mtya6doz5l1qhcvhp.gif

[Dat Matt]

Ciddies temporarily delayed for poop related reasons. We're back now.

https://gimmebar-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/4eaabc354ad08.gif

[Pumpkin]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Friends1.gif

Disclaimer: not really, I'm feeling pretty alright

[Shorty]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/d25254ffc39aed31340a779506ab2099/tumblr_mmwulcYtCv1rnvw1eo1_500.gif

[Shauna]

http://i.minus.com/ibjUeNwPaQb1S7.gif

[Shorty]

what I can hear happening in the ciddies skype chat

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltxp68c7Xq1qcr7fqo1_500.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

28. Most Underated Member
The Nominations

Shaibana ♥ Vyk ♥ blackmage_nuke ♥ Bolivar ♥ Crop ♥ Forsaken Lover ♥ Maybee ♥ The Captain ♥ TrollHunter

[Shauna]

I have a soft spot for this Ciddie as it was the first one I ever won. I then followed it up with a one point victory for the Best Newbie Ciddie (HAHA! SUCK IT, JINX!). But I'm not really one to gloat about past successes. That's Psychotic's job with him being a Liverpool fan.

These members do their flying 'under the radar'. This is highly dangerous as it could cause damage to trees and particularly tall cows. However, not being on the radar means we may miss some of the sterling posts they come up with.

At this point I would quote some of their amazing work but seeing as the Ciddie is literally minutes away from being revealed you can do that yourselves, you lazy bastards.

It matters not who wins this Ciddie, just remember the names of the candidates. They are pretty damn awesome and all help to make this community the ridiculously amazing place that it is. Good effort team!

[Shorty]

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_ltbtuhC6bt1qc3geoo1_500.gif

Best of luck to the contestants!

[Formalhaut]

Nice, personal speech there Bubba!

[Ayen]

Go Maybee!

Although, I think Shaibana's gonna take it.

[Fynn]

Ah, my first Ciddie :)

[Shauna]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/b9f8ff6c34d3dadc9c8386d52371d821/tumblr_nbibocSj3T1r3n418o1_400.jpg

[Shorty]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8170/8064870719_b048c9547a_o.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://aibvc.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/flyer_img2.jpg

28. Most Underrated Member




RSL.................................1
TrollHunter.........................1
Forsaken Lover......................2
The Captain.........................2
Bolivar.............................4
Maybee..............................4
blackmage_nuke......................5
Shaibana............................5




Vyk.................................5
Crop................................7

[Formalhaut]

Ah, my first Ciddie :)

And look how you've progressed from then! :love:

[Shauna]

http://i.imgur.com/yyjMAWE.gif

[Shorty]

YAY CROP

http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s441/JadeeStarr/8333d148.gif

[Ayen]

My prediction skills need work. Congrats, Crop!

[Dat Matt]

http://i.minus.com/iXPG2wwUi8RI8.gif

[Shauna]

Oh man! Congrats Crop! :D

[Shorty]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/02/8a/6a/028a6a3dc74bf932465049a2750240e7.jpg

squidward dances for you

[Shorty]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/f02aed641beb7a5059d57484c7f80f8c/tumblr_nls7w7NwUp1u5h7y1o1_400.gif

[FFNut]

My prediction skills need work. Congrats, Crop!


Mine too, I thought VYK had that one.

[Shauna]

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/jerkcatcup.gif

[Bubba]

How did Formy and Mr Carnelian only get two votes for Cutest Couple?

Shame on you EOFF, shame on you.

[Shorty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/uvlUAazhn63W8/giphy.gif

[Sephex]

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/029/671/437ad084657f189418714bbfe9b877af.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

27. Most Grumpy Member
The Nominations

Shlup ♥ The Man ♥ ToriJ ♥ Spuuky ♥ Skyblade ♥ Sephiroth ♥ Lost Number

[Formalhaut]

Most Grumpy Member is always a fun award!

[Shauna]

Next, we have our category for Most Grumpy Member. God knows why any of these members have been nominated for such a malevolent category. We here at Eyes on Final Fantasy have nothing but great feelings for all our members. Our hard-working staff has taken a little time to write a blurb for each candidate. Please enjoy.


Lost Number



Who's this?


Sephiroth



This guy has some great thoughts.


Shlup



I miss her on staff.


Skyblade



Who's this guy fooling with that My Little Pony avatar?


Spuuky



I wish Spuuky would more often speak his mind.


The Man



I wish you guys wouldn't give him such a hard time.


ToriJ



I can't wait for his review of Sword of Vermilion on the Sega Genesis!

[Shorty]

okay grumpybutts

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1b56d364dfc10084b3b026793bd5b891/tumblr_n970iclelz1sp7ewho1_400.gif

[Shauna]

Ud7HLZ-x7uY

[Dat Matt]

http://pre11.deviantart.net/ecee/th/pre/i/2013/222/e/9/zombey___grumpy_face_by_rozeakane-d6hka3h.png

[Shorty]

these members tbh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/afa38dd3d0d6c4a023b42df4a1b5bc31/tumblr_inline_mzekxwisGR1rn6qwf.gif

[Shorty]

Ud7HLZ-x7uY

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1j5srioJp1qiijpmo1_500.gif

[Shauna]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz50p6f03o1r1bvoxo1_500.gif

[Ayen]

Sword of what?

Trout, was there a request I forgot to do? ^^;

[Shorty]

grumpy brigade

http://media.giphy.com/media/11mqMtHeeR3fCo/giphy.gif

[Pumpkin]

tres grumpy



Also my vita tried to correct grmpy to genocide? I mean theres grumpy and then theres...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-turtle-tortoise-beach-shouting-get-of-my-lawn-pics-600x399.jpg

27. Most Grumpy Member




RSL.................................1
Skyblade............................2
Shlup...............................4
Spuuky..............................4
Lost Number.........................5
ToriJ...............................5




Sephiroth...........................7
The Man.............................8

[Sephex]

Kek

[Shauna]

fvB4UiIIJFk

[Dat Matt]

I will ruin everything you love

AOK3RrLggA0

[Shauna]

1jJsYbVBnaE

[Formalhaut]

I will ruin everything you love

AOK3RrLggA0

What did I just watch.

[Shorty]

I will ruin everything you love

AOK3RrLggA0

What did I just watch.

Something amazing.

http://media.giphy.com/media/vxWFuc8TPwLsI/giphy.gif

[Shauna]

f_7BVZOZ5DA

[Dat Matt]

You click for borimir, you stay for Frodo's Guitar solo

[Shorty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/799b727b6089ba0d9ee3676a1a6f2f9e/tumblr_n0qkoqxddc1sitpgeo1_500.gif

gettin' ready for the next award

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

26.Most Honest Member
The Nominations

Freya ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Raistlin ♥ Shauna ♥ Shiny ♥ Formalhaut ♥ Fynn ♥ Shorty

[Ayen]

Close races are exciting, until you're on the losing side :cry:

[Shauna]

I'm not sure what this is about. Is it people who don't spare your feelings? Who tell the truth no matter what. Who are “honest” about everything and everyone? Is it code word for jerk? I don't know. I really don't know. See, I'm being honest. There's nothing like a good dose of truth every now and again to umm... okay I don't know where I'm going with this, so let's just look at the nominees!


Formalhaut has always been honest with us about his rockin school life and awesome boyfriend! Keep on rockin in the free world, Formy. You just keep on rockin.


Freya is always super honest about her backwards, bigoted coworkers. As she should be. It's not like they're going to come to the forum and read this. They probably think video games cause autism or something.

Fynn is always honest about the fact that he's from Poland. I know, I was suspicious at first too, but I guess someone needs to live there, right?

Pumpkin. I wrestled a bear once.

Raistlin is honest about how lawyerly he is. He even went to law school and everything!

Shauna is always honest about the fact that she's dating Matt. It came as a crushing blow to everyone on the forum, considering we all were trying to get in to one of their pants, but alas, they are taken.


Shiny is always honest about that fact that her screenname is Shiny. I did my research and double checked and it is, indeed, Shiny!

Shorty is honest about the fact that her pets are awesome. They're cute, they're well taken care of, they're loveable! I heard one of them even wrestled a bear!

[Shorty]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6ad14cc65bf881937b44edb25f65d46d/tumblr_na9q446xs91rg2j3ko1_500.gif

[Shauna]

eOv4HHOtn1E

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/r9GHXVI.jpg

[Shorty]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/9c96cfabb91c5c3fc2778e25d1d58b96/tumblr_n7344txaDQ1tzlc6mo1_500.gif

[Formalhaut]

I wrestled with the actual meaning behind "most honest" as well in my nominations :p

[Shorty]

award-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

http://31.media.tumblr.com/91e644b16e40cd1261591b5a3a72a9ee/tumblr_n0tbjnj7dh1s2wio8o1_500.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://youne.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/relaxing-dog-at-the-beach.jpg

26. Most Honest Member




RSL.................................1
Freya...............................1
Fynn................................2
Shorty..............................2
Raistlin............................4
Shauna..............................4
Formalhaut..........................6




Pumpkin.............................6
Shiny..............................11

[Dat Matt]

http://www.petworldshop.com/pictures/scurvy-dog-pirate-hat.jpg

[Shorty]

me to shiny for winning this award

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/154081-Batman-Loves-You...give-Him-A-Kiss.gif

Congrats, babe!

[Pumpkin]

Ciddies are a fun time

grats Shiny!

[Shauna]

Congrats Shiny! :D

[Ayen]

Shiny shines bright. Huh? Huh?

[Formalhaut]

Ciddies are a fun time

grats Shiny!

Joint second! Congrats to us two! :thumb:

And congrats to Shiny for being honest!

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/JcIXke9.jpg

[Formalhaut]

http://i.imgur.com/JcIXke9.jpg

That's a lot of sausages pointed towards that guy's face.

[Bubba]

me to shiny for winning this award

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/154081-Batman-Loves-You...give-Him-A-Kiss.gif

Congrats, babe!

Neither of you kissed the screen, did you?

God that's a disappointing thought...

[Dat Matt]

http://rs2img.memecdn.com/suddenly-sausages_o_897997.gif

[Shorty]

me to shiny for winning this award

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/154081-Batman-Loves-You...give-Him-A-Kiss.gif

Congrats, babe!

Neither of you kissed the screen, did you?

God that's a disappointing thought...

I did, I'm waiting for Shiny :colbert:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

25. Most Helpful Member
The Nominations

Rantzo Panza ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Freya ♥ Fynn ♥ Mirage ♥ o_O ♥ Psychotic ♥ Shauna ♥ Wolf Kanno

[Formalhaut]

Oooh, this will be a tough one to call!

[Shauna]

I'm going to say this right now, if you didn't help with any Ciddies speeches, and you've been nominated, you should be ASHAMED of yourself. Only three of these fine nominees have helped write Ciddies Speeches (as of my knowledge at the time of writing this). These are those three nominees. To the rest :razz:!

Pumpkin

Pumpkin is always helping someone with something. Whether she's lending an ear or lending advice, she's always looking to help others when in need. Even outside of her EoFF life, she's looking to help others, going to school to become a counselor. If the world had more Pumpkins, there'd be more cutesy anime games the world would be a far better place.

Psychotic

Not many people care about Eyes on Final Fantasy more than Psychotic. He does everything he can to help make this a great place to hang out. Psychotic is also the guy who helps lonely ginger girls when they need to feel loved. If that's not a selfless sacrifice, nothing is.

Shauna

Shauna's always ready with a wee cheeky bit o' help for anyone who needs it. Look at these Ciddies. She's promoting speeches, just so Award-Chan can spend her day playing Final Fantasy XIV. She's also full of advice and old world wisdom.

Then there's the others. The "helpful" crew. All kidding aside, all the nominees have been helpful here, so here are the rest.

Freya

Personally, Freya has been a great help to me on staff. For quite some times she's carried the front site, when I wasn't available. She's always on top of things and is a great Editor.

Fynn

Fynn's a fixture in Timber Maniacs, and has brought that helpful nature to the staff. He's full of good ideas and advice and is a natural problem solver.

Mirage

Mirage is always there to help anyone with advice on anything from computers to when someone should post an April Fool's Article. But seriously, Mirage is always willing to take the time to help others when needed.

o_O

o_O has been a tremendous help here with technical stuff, whether it's officially as staff or just someone with some sound advice.

Rantzo Panza

Rantz, like o_O offers a tremendous help here to those who need it. Even though he isn't around as often as he used to, he's still does a lot to keep this place running right.

:wcanoe:

What can one say about Wolf Kanno? Our resident Final Fantasy expert can help anyone out of any jam. Honestly, I think he only posts in the game forums. If there's been a :wcanoe: sighting outside of those forums, please call 1-800-***-1234. Each call is .07 per minute after the first minute and an additional $1.25 after that. International charges may apply.

[Shauna]

well, I shouldn't win most helpful after that

[Formalhaut]

:lol: That error did make me chuckle!

[starlet]

Rantz gets bonus points because his screen name sounds like a spell to remove pants, which is always helpful. Mirage, on the other hand, has helped me out a lot. SHUT UP, IM NOT BIASED :T

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/xpQpauT.jpg

[Ayen]

well, I shouldn't win most helpful after that

I feel your pain. I posted in the wrong board before, myself.

[Dat Matt]

Shauna screwd up. What a laugh

https://avvesione.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kotoura_san-01-haruka-psychic-laughing-comedy-entertainment-funny.jpg

[FFNut]

well, I shouldn't win most helpful after that

I feel your pain. I posted in the wrong board before, myself.

I just did now

[Shorty]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/lithiumcarbonate/Pixels/tumblr_ml64krS2fN1s3bc1no1_500.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-17560474.jpg?size=67&uid=84c7b0ce-7c99-4021-b635-9c1197c8fcfd

25. Most Helpful Member




Shauna..............................0
RSL.................................1
Mirage..............................2
Pumpkin.............................3
Freya...............................4
Wolf Kanno..........................5




Fynn................................9
Rantzo Panza.......................11

[Sephex]

https://i.imgur.com/V9MBWaA.jpg

[Pumpkin]

Congratulations Pontus!!!!

[Shauna]

well that's the last time I help any of you jerks


hahaha zero votes that's great

:colbert:

[Shauna]

Congrats to Rantz! :D

[Ayen]

Fynn................................9
Rantzo Panza.......................11



-breathing intensifies-

[Dat Matt]

0 votes twice what a loser

http://www.dramafever.com/st/news/images/Title_24.jpg

[Shorty]

Congrats rantzbean! n_____________________________n

[Bubba]

I just wanted to say that it's been a great Ciddies so far.

Brilliant job by Award Chan and his glamorous assistant, Shauna.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/lfn4Q98.jpg

[Shorty]

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_lq60y0myjo1qhictgo1_500.gif

[Ayen]

I just wanted to say that it's been a great Ciddies so far.

Brilliant job by Award Chan and his glamorous assistant, Shauna.

I haven't slept at all since this thread started. That's how great it is!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/83/75/598375cdf84cea455a7de0c9b3b39576.jpg

[Shorty]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/fc90fc3260e586b0d9ec3e932d96e584/tumblr_mx8nyvNGPS1t0aapmo1_500.gif

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/NIYFX1q.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

24. Most Dramatic Member
The Nominations

The Man ♥ Forsaken Lover ♥ Jinx ♥ ToriJ ♥ Night Fury ♥ MissH ♥ noxious.sunshine

[Shauna]

lets put some drama in the ciddies!




Forsaken Lover (sorry but i am unaware of your gender, but im guessing She)
She urged to cross the river. she knew he was there but people were aware of her. she couldnt slip away.
her secret lover would be there but they couldnt be together because they were in rivaling clans. they were *drum roll* .. forsaken lovers *wink wink*
but that evening she saw an opening and she managed to get out of the village and into the rainforrest on her way to the river to meet her lover.
there he was chilling on the usual spot butnaked, wait what? no, that was just in her mind. he had some bamboo leaves on the usuall places because they are bush people and ForsakenLover thought it was very sexy.
He noticed he and got up 'i thought you would never come' he said as he took her hands in his. 'i couldnt get away, im sorry' forsakenLover said.
in the background they heard noises.. 'we have to go!'he said' run away with me!'. ForsakenLover hasitated a moment but then agreed. they ran for the angry mob that was now chasing them.
they ran untill they reached a waterfall. they turned around and the mob caught up on them!
so they decided to jump! but the waterfall was only 1 meter so it wasnt that dramatic....




Jinx
the world was about to collapse. a meteor would strike earth in less then an hour.
it was chaos everywhere. ppl trying to look for shelter. riots in the streets for food.
society as we know it would seize to excist. Jinx was sitting at the table with her hands in her hair.
what would she do? where would she go? is there a way to survive this?
40 more minuts till impact. she looked outside and could see the meteor aproaching. it made her nervous.
she wanted to run, but too where? she heard a suddent noise and all the sudden a man was in her room. they made eye contact and looked at eachother for a moment, but the man ran for the kitchen and took her food.
she wanted to say something but why bother? just 32 minutes.. it wouldnt be enough to make it up a mountain for safety.
she looked in the fridge and saw that he also took the nutella: 'the bastard' she said out loud.
she would be damned if she let him go with her nutella, she would not die before she had a last taste of it.
Jinx walked out the front door and looked around. there he was, stealing a purse from an old lady.
'EEH YOU, GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA' She shouted at him. he noticed her and ran of
. she ran as fast as her leggs would take her and she was catching up. the man was carying all kinds of stuff, making him heavy and slow.
she tackled him grabbed him by his throat! 'GIVE ME THE NUTELLA' she shouts and she suffocats him. it didnt took long before the man stopped resisting..
just a couple more minutes before impact. she took the nutella and ate it..
a couple of seconds left! ... 10 seconds...5 seconds.. any second now!!
*tock* something hit her head.. a tiny rock.. it was the meteor..
and Jinxy went to jail for murder... for some nutella




MissH
fear overtook her when she entered the chamber. this was the moment. she was so close.
there it was: the coffin with the vampire in it. she had practised years for this moment, to finaly defeat her nemesis while he was asleep.
she took a deep breath and stepped towards it. and tried t lift the cover. but it was too heavy. she tried and tried but it wouldnt budge.
suddenly she heard a voice inside the cover 'the nails..'... she looked and saw that the coffin was nailed shut.
'ooh.. thanks' MissH said and she picked up a screwdriver to get the nails out.
'please be carefull when you remove the cover' the vampire said 'dont damage the floor'
MissH carefull lifted the lid and the vampire sat up. he was beautifull like a spanish man but pale.
'kill me of you want' he said 'my hear cant bear being away from you'
MissH was taken by suprise by this but deep in her heart she knew she loved him too.
she fell in his arms and he said: 'lets be together forever! lets roam the nights for the rest of the eternity!'.
'let it be!' MissH said and the vampire bit her!
and they sparkled on forever after because he was half a gay twilight vampire


Night Fury
As NightFury rides on her elegant white horse at the shore, in full galop, her (and the horses) hair swirling in the wind. she sees a man in the distance.
he is getting closer because her horse is galopping so hard. closer.. and closer.. TOO CLOSE. the horse knocked him over at full speed!
as dramatic and pretty as possible she swooshes down from her horse and bend over him to see if he is ok 'Mi Amore, are you ok? she asks
the handsome Christian bale look-alike looks sheepish in her eyes as he mumbles some vague words she doesnt understand.
NightFury passionately kisses him and the sparks fly all over the place and the handsome man's eyes are sparkling with love.
he gets up, holds Night Fury tight in his arms and says: 'bea, you are so pretty, with such a pretty horse, and such pretty hair'
'what? bea..?' Night Fury asks. the handsome man grabs a Scumbag Steve cap and says:'ofcourse chicky, i got my swag back'.
for a couple of sec they look in eachother eyes when Night Fury breaks lose. flips him a finger and rides off on her pretty horse.




noxious.sunshine.
Noxy looks through her window in the big tower of the castle she saw her lover and the bottem.
She went downstairs to meet him and greeted him with a big kiss. 'ive waited so long for you' she said 'lets take that long walk in the forrest now!'
he nodded and took her hand and they walked into the forrest and they kept walking till their feet ached.
she heard footsteps behind her but before she could react she felt a pain at the back of her head and everything went black...
she woke up in a curious house full with the smell of food. she was caged and so was her lover.
a weird smelly old lady came up to her 'goodmorning precious' she said sarcasticly.
'what do you want? why am i here?' Noxy said angrily. 'you are here to be my dinner!' said the old witch with a big smile on her face.
Noxy looked around, her lover was still unconscious. it was a weird house.. made of... gingerbread?
'let me see your finger' the old hag demanded. 'is this a house made of food?' noxy asked her. '.. yes' said the old woman.
'and you are going to eat me...' noxy asked. again the women replied with yes.
'wth are we? hansel and grettle? are you freaking kidding me! you cant just kidnap ppl and eat them! thats is cannibalism and that gets frowned upon! and if you are so hungty why dont you just eat the freaking house!?'
the witch couldnt bring a word out. 'im outta here!' Noxy declared and she knocked a hole in the gingerbread wall.
'gingerbread is NOT a good material to make a house of, you stupid old hag!' the witch was staggered as she saw Noxy walk away, mumbling all kinds of things


The Man
it was july 2482. and The Man was making himself ready for 1 last mission. it was top clasified and he did not inform his dog on where he was going.
'be a good boy for daddy' he said to the fluffy dog as he said goodbye. he was nervous, not sure about what was going to happen. but he knew he had to do this 1 more time before he could retire on the kabawoeloe planet in the 4th milkyway.
'just 1 more time' he kept telling himself as his hoovercraft hooverd him to the spacestation.
when he arrived 2 man in black suits were waiting for him and escorted him to the spaceship. they suited him up with the newest laser guns.
he took his seat and they went off to the the 3rd habitable moon on the 4534 solar system where the mission would begin. they arived within minutes (because.. technology) 'alright boys, wer are going to do this fast and easy' the captain shouted 'we are going to enter the spacestation in stealth, get the hostages and return as fast as we can'.
The man grew restless, they all knew what too do. the countdown began... 5...4...3...2...1... the door opened ad they all rushed outside.
into the moon trees and quickly over the fences into the spacestation. the silently blew up the door and took the hostages.
halfway back they stumbled on some resistance! *pew pew pew* 2 men of his own team got hit! their heads imediatly blew up! but they managed to blow 6 off the enemies. as he walked backwards he stumbled over something. a dog!! confused he looked at his captian.
'get that dog in the spaceship, soldier!' the captain shouted through all the chaos.
and The Man did as he was bid. the dog was scared but they made it to the spacestation.
he got permision to take the dog home and introduced him to his dog and they all lived happely ever after on the kabawoeloe planet in the 4th milkyway.


.
ToriJ
it was a cold evening in a big city and ToriJ was walking down the street. it was bussy for a wednesday evening, the stores were all closed.
he went to the old bookstore where the cute lady worked. the store would already be closed but she would usually still be there to put some books back in its place or to clean a up a bit.
today he was lucky. she was there, sweeping the floor. he peeked through the glass like some pervy creep. she didnt see him. he admired her for a while but was too shy to speak to her.
but tonight was the night. tonight he would ask her out! he picked up all his balls (as they just fell on the ground) because he wanted to juggle for her and entered the door.
'sorry, we are closed' the cute lady said. 'euuhm.. sorry ma'am, im here because.. i..i ve been watching you for a while..' the girl looked scared. 'ooh, no wait, i didnt meant o sound creepy!.. will you go out with me?'
Tori's face was all red with embarasement. 'alright, pick me up tomorrow at 8' (just like in the movie: just shout something and not check if it convenient together)
Tori was overjoyed and left the building and head home.
the next day he got all tidy and lovely. he put on his best shoes and combed hair 20 times to make sure he looked good, and gave himself 24 compliments because he looks so handsome.
he got into his ar and stopped at the store to pick her up for the date.
but she wasnt there. he knocked and looks creepy in the store. he waited for almost 2 hours when a girl aproached him: 'are you the guy who has a date with the lady?'. 'yes' Tori replied.
'im sorry to tell you this but she got in a accident and is now in the hospital. the doctors say she might enver wake up' she turned around and walked away crying. Tori could cry right now.. why her of all ppl!?
he walked home, crossed a bridge and stopped to look down.
but he didnt suicide because he is not That dramatic. and so he lived a little less happely every after.

[Karifean]

https://i.imgur.com/f5T1kX9.gif

[Shorty]

DRAMAAAAAAAAA

https://33.media.tumblr.com/08ebc80a85d29384e7fdc3e872d3aa81/tumblr_inline_mzg94lzx1W1s2m7xu.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/dcd87a11cedf1fe0836b44223f9e5100/tumblr_n6h1cpe1wq1qgf1i8o1_400.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6f688cb16ce7546a4a9b949bd353cafb/tumblr_inline_n0zs6tciQt1s666yl.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabkj2SSQr1rbzdkmo1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rv6idpQH1rbhkboo1_500.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1190f2aef49d00bdf1ccde13a2af2cf6/tumblr_inline_nf0zrtMjDQ1swxowm.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5199f792ff2810dcc108ae40216b5ae6/tumblr_my1rwuJNZJ1qcwyxho1_400.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/054f672babf476ce666dd47ba12083aa/tumblr_inline_n6ra1naFTc1rbs096.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://new1.funnyjunk.com/comments/Tl+dr+_cdf05a366f8c839628cb9aa80d598f8c.jpg

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/sA8HPqw.jpg

[Shorty]

shaibana that speech was glorious

[Shorty]

That speech made me feel

http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ohor2Kp.gif

[Dat Matt]

'get that dog in the spaceship, soldier!' the captain shouted through all the chaos.

http://new2.funnyjunk.com/comments/Every+time+i+meet+the+parents+of+a+girl+i+ve+_511774be973b3f200a1a8d09cfa1528c.jpg

[Bubba]

That speech was amazing

[Shaibana]

thank you all for the compliments on my weird messed up speech *takes a bow*

[Pumpkin]

Your speeches are the best speeches!

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/B7qt6Y3.jpg

[Bubba]

F***ing half gay Twilight vampires stealing my woman...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://www.timeslive.co.za/Feeds/2012/05/09/895914_759048.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_630x400/895914_759048.jpg


24.Most Dramatic Member



noxious.sunshine....................0
RSL.................................1
Night Fury..........................1
ToriJ...............................3
Jinx................................4
MissH...............................4




Forsaken Lover......................7
The Man............................16

[Sephex]

Kek

[Formalhaut]

Hey Shauna, you have Noxy to keep your company!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

23. Most Hard Working
The Nominations

Pumpkin ♥ Freya ♥ Psychotic ♥ Loony BoB ♥ Aulayna ♥ Dat Matt ♥ Shauna

[Shorty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwhb8Mrj31r5qrimo1_400.gif

[Pumpkin]

I want to go to dad spot

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/xdhXTbt.jpg

[MissH]

MissH
fear overtook her when she entered the chamber. this was the moment. she was so close.
there it was: the coffin with the vampire in it. she had practised years for this moment, to finaly defeat her nemesis while he was asleep.
she took a deep breath and stepped towards it. and tried t lift the cover. but it was too heavy. she tried and tried but it wouldnt budge.
suddenly she heard a voice inside the cover 'the nails..'... she looked and saw that the coffin was nailed shut.
'ooh.. thanks' MissH said and she picked up a screwdriver to get the nails out.
'please be carefull when you remove the cover' the vampire said 'dont damage the floor'
MissH carefull lifted the lid and the vampire sat up. he was beautifull like a spanish man but pale.
'kill me of you want' he said 'my hear cant bear being away from you'
MissH was taken by suprise by this but deep in her heart she knew she loved him too.
she fell in his arms and he said: 'lets be together forever! lets roam the nights for the rest of the eternity!'.
'let it be!' MissH said and the vampire bit her!
and they sparkled on forever after because he was half a gay twilight vampire..


I like him, he sounds hot! Where can I find him? I hope he has a thing for heavily pregnant ladies- 2 for the price of 1 and all that.

[Dat Matt]

All members in this category

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb480/Yumekichi11/picture6/01f9d70b.jpg

[Bubba]

Bubba and Bert rn tbh

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/dadspot_zpsg922gn40.png (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/dadspot_zpsg922gn40.png.html)

OI! This is my first website and I want it to be a success. A little support from my online friends wouldn't go amiss!

I'll have you know we've had tens of hits...

[Shauna]

ahahahaha yeah right

[Pumpkin]

I want to go to dad spot

sorry you're not a dad

That is so rude. I would never tell you you're not a dad

[Shauna]

It's quite strange that a internet forum would have an award for the Most Hard Working Member (or, to be honest, any awards, but that's besides the point). Anyway, it's not as if any of these members are digging ditches, or laying asphalt on a hot summer's day. What exactly then makes these members so hard working?


Aulayna


The case for Aulayna is that she's our go-to person for all things E3. Every year she covers all the angles and curves on all the hottest games. It's like she's the personified G4 before it started to suck.


Dat Matt


Between updating our Twitter and Facebook feeds, Dat Matt spends his hours crunching numbers for a man I assume is Ebenezer Scrooge. I can only imagine him in a cold, dank room, shivering because the boss is too cheap to toss another piece of coal on the fire. At least he has internet.


Freya


Freya, like, does all the news articles for the front site. That's, like, a lot of work. Outside of that, she has to field comments from the John Birch Society. There's not enough gold covering the walls of the Vatican to make me put up with that trout.


Loony BoB


I don't know what Loony BoB does outside of EoFF, only that his job makes him travel to the most obscure locations in the US, like Iowa and Wisconsin. Jeez, those are places even Americans don't dare to tread. His next business trip will be to Dyersburgh, Tennessee. Oh, and he owns and maintains this place.


Pumpkin


Pumpkin does a lot of stuff around here, from running contests, to running our Pinterest and Tumblrs, and now she's organizing the mess we call the Editorial staff. On top of that, she does reviews, writes a blog and has to referee two crazy kittehs. When will this girl get a break?


Psychotic


Loony BoB's right hand clown man, he makes sure people stay in line in the forums. Name calling will be nixed under the iron fist of this brutal enforcer. He's also one of our premier Let's Play creators. Outside of EoFF, I'm sure he just sits in a chair, facing the wall, crying.


Shauna


Shauna has to live with Dat Matt, who I assume she met the first time they did the Final Fantasy X HD Remastered with Shauna and Mr. Shauna videos. Her role is to play the straight man/voice of reason. If that doesn't win her this, nothing will. #TopBantz

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/11/article-2002328-0C8215FA00000578-871_634x475.jpg


23. Most Hard Working



RSL.................................1
Dat Matt............................2
Shauna..............................2
Freya...............................4
Psychotic...........................4
Aulayna.............................8




Loony BoB...........................8
Pumpkin.............................9

[Sephex]

Damn straight.

[Pumpkin]

:omgomg:

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3f997036dda3b41dc0e9d4b02f0167e7/tumblr_mtyih4rEk91s7mdj8o6_400.gif

[Shauna]

Congrats Pumpkin! You do a lot of work and stuff! :}

[Formalhaut]

Really deserved! Well done Pumpkin! :D

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/1oAkYWa.png

[Pumpkin]

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF TODAY

[Dat Matt]

http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee396/Julio_Jua/Love%20Chunibyo%20and%20Other%20Delusions%20REN/Hairspin_zps73f67de1.gif

[Shauna]

http://i.imgur.com/Oi0lyCk.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

22. Most Carefree Member
The Nominations

Dat Matt ♥ ToriJ ♥ Bubba ♥ Christmas ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Shaibana ♥ Sharkythesharkdogg

[Shauna]

I did a google image search for Carefree and chose images that best exemplify each nominee's carefree nature.

Bubba

http://i.imgur.com/gXGvNzf.jpg
This is how I picture Bubba.

Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/aoo177w.jpg
I have nothing.


Dat Matt

http://i.imgur.com/iaEj0KN.png
Pretty sure this is how Matt spends his workday. Just a little less black, though.

Pumpkin

http://i.imgur.com/qV6ntxG.jpg
Yep. Pumpkin.


Shaibana

http://i.imgur.com/Wliaz5t.jpg
From what I understand, Shaibana loves to ride bikes.


sharkythesharkdogg

http://i.imgur.com/lOfk0EV.jpg
sharky loves food almost as much as he loves cars. I don't know his feelings towards Beyonce.


ToriJ

http://i.imgur.com/xOmFcp2.jpg
ToriJ either loves gum, or doesn't care for it. I don't know.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/pfRjGKQ.jpg

[Shauna]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/clQXHFFBegxoI/giphy.gif

[Colonel Angus]

Finally caught up, 10 hrs. after the fact.

Congrats to all the winners.

[Pumpkin]

GO PEOPLE WHO DESERVEDLY DESERVE THIS!!!!!



:kaocheer::kaocheer::kaocheer::kaocheer::kaocheer::kaocheer:

[Dat Matt]

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/creepy-deer-gif-290224.gif

[Shauna]

mm dat slim waist

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/ZlM5YWg.png

[Shaibana]

i have no particular love for riding bikes.
but i live in holland.. the country of the bikes!
the minute we can walk we get a bike shoved under our butts

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/10/article-2654248-1EA0C00E00000578-472_964x583.jpg


22. Most Carefree Member



RSL.................................1
Pumpkin.............................1
ToriJ...............................1
Bubba...............................4
Sharkythesharkdogg..................6
Dat Matt............................7




Shaibana............................8
Christmas...........................9

[Dat Matt]

MFW I didn't win.

http://media0.giphy.com/media/3sV541jQpgz6M/giphy.gif

I should care even less in future~

[Shauna]

Congrats Christmas!

[Pumpkin]

YAY CHRISTMAS XDDD

[Colonel Angus]

Christmas is the only one who wins awards w/o showing up most of the year.

[Old Manus]

posting

[Pumpkin]

posting

OH EM GEE IT'S OLD MANUS I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN HE'S THE ONE FROM THE BROMANCE AWARD

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/Hyp6ydV.jpg

[Hollycat]

Welp, I was going to vote when I woke up today, too late!
*goes back to sleeps*

[Galuf]

http://i.imgur.com/Hyp6ydV.jpg
When is it released!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Old Manus]

OH EM GEE IT'S OLD MANUS I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN HE'S THE ONE FROM THE BROMANCE AWARD
We've won that thing like three times running! He is yet to return my calls calls are made from a device called a cellphone (1973) with my penis showing

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

21. Most Awesome Member
The Nominations

Bubba ♥ Pumpkin ♥ Scotty_ffgamer ♥ Freya ♥ Fynn ♥ Psychotic ♥ sharkythesharkdogg ♥ Shiny

[Formalhaut]

They all seem pretty awesome to me. Though 'Most Awesome Member' does sound pretty close to 'Best Member' doesn't it?

[Shauna]

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png (http://s863.photobucket.com/user/morewrasslin/media/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png.html)

PROUDLY PRESENT:

"Most Awesome Member" (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gaih2kcO5p)

[starlet]

COME ON BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Dat Matt]

glTnjGmjTcQ

[Galuf]

glTnjGmjTcQ
Knuckles is the best charcter in sonic! i so want the game!

[Dat Matt]

http://judgemen-t.com/images/dragoncrisisgross.jpg

9:17

[Formalhaut]

What... what am I currently listening to?!

It's like the world's most hilarious radio phone-in.

[Colonel Angus]

Not enough Marvel memes

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/669/700/495

[Shauna]

spooky scary :(

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/2NKi270.jpg

[Shauna]

Public obscenity haircut right there

[Dat Matt]

http://healthandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Worst-Hair-Cut-Ever-Terrible-Hair-Style-Coal-Chamber-517x670.jpg

[Psychotic]

Pollock, wedges and peas.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/TFNrkgS.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/75/82/5ab3d73b7f4646f10d5dbfb00019b4e8.jpg

21. Most Awesome Member



RSL.................................1
Scotty_ffgamer......................2
Shiny...............................2
Freya...............................3
Psychotic...........................3
Pumpkin.............................5
Sharkythesharkdogg..................6




Fynn................................7
Bubba...............................8

[Formalhaut]

Oooo, so close, congrats Bubba!

[Shauna]

Way to go Bubba! Keep being awesome, man

[Loony BoB]

So much awesome at EoFF.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/zC8WXPM.jpg

[Fynn]

HOW DID I COME THAT CLOSE YOU PEOPLE DONT EVEN TALK TO ME!!!!!! :onoes:

Congrats Bubba! You're amazing :flirt:

[Formalhaut]

http://images.shirts.com/products/23625/14-14-45460/kids-lego-movie-everything-is-awesome-t-shirt-logo.jpg

[Bubba]

Just got back from our new house this second. Awesome stuff... literally.

Cheers everyone!

[Shauna]

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/449000/449218_1354427741381_300_225.jpg

[Pumpkin]

CONGRATS ON BEING SO AWESOME BUBBA :omgomg:

[Shaibana]

BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
http://www.etinside.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/data.jpg

'' My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?''

[Dat Matt]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeblmUqn31qdlkgg.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

20. Most Syltish Member
The Nominations

Night Fury ♥ Shiny ♥ Shorty ♥ Pheesh

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/16ZWCsH.jpg

[Fynn]

Damn.

I'm going to bed in a minute. Won't manage to catch Best Writer :(

[Dat Matt]

http://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/6543500/6543535_817a_625x1000.jpg

[Bubba]

Most Syltish Member???

[Shauna]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3c/08/e0/3c08e0f871326f53defa82b1dd22d229.jpg

[Shaibana]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/oRp4GrASkhhWU/200_s.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/9QgdMczZy2u1q/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
https://media4.giphy.com/media/CeggsTJQyUYTu/200_s.gif
https://media4.giphy.com/media/EO78JiLpVmhtS/200_s.gif

[Shauna]

Tokyo Fashion Week was buzzing this week with the emergence of four of the best upcoming designers in the fashion world. Our fashion correspondent Terrence Fandango managed to catch up with the designers immediately after the show.

TF: "Well, what an... interesting show that was. I have with me the ever-exotic Night Fury. And I have to say, she is looking pretty spectacular in a bikini, angel wings and a balaclava."
Night Fury: "Phankoo"
TF: "Your welcome. Did you enjoy your first time at Tokyo Fashion Week?"
Night Fury: "Moz oh kay"
TF: "I'm not an expert, but shouldn't balaclavas have eye and mouth holes? You know so you can talk... and see."
Night Fury: "Fumpon worvoo umbovaa!!!"
TF: "I'm sorry, I meant no offen..."

Night Fury storms off and walks straight into a coat rack

TF: "OK, thanks Night Fury. Next up we have Pheesh whose interview we can't televise due to his insistence on appearing naked. So Pheesh, any reason why you have your penis on show?"
Pheesh: "I find clothes a distraction from the pursuit of spiritual and intellectual fulfilment."
TF: "That's weird. I find spiritual and intellectual fulfilment a distraction from the pursuit of clothes. Aren't you a designer?"
Pheesh: "I have been cursed with the gift of creating beautiful clothes. I hate fashion and I'm rebelling."
TF: "OK. So..."
Pheesh: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! NO-ONE DOES!!"

Pheesh sits down on the floor and starts playing with his testicles

Pheesh: *whispers softly to them* "You two have always been there for me. I love you both so much..."

TF: "Erm, right. Next up we have Shiny and finally someone who looks normal. Love your suit! Your first appearance here, did you have a good time?"
Shiny: "I should warn you now, I answer in rhyme!"
TF: "How irritating. I must say, I really enjoyed your nightwear range."
Shiny: "The way you talk is a little bit strange!"
TF: "Right. I noticed your models were able to make the most of the space."
Shiny: "Do you know what's ugly? Your face. HA!"
TF: *sigh* "Your designs seem to favour a lot of red and orange."
Shiny: "Orange... yeah. I... erm... F*** you."

Shiny storms off

TF: "Not doing very well here, are we? I'm sure that Shorty here will be able to..."
Shorty: "LEMONS!!"
TF: "I'm sorry?"
Shorty: "HAHAHA!!!! LEMONS! LEMONS! LEMONS!"
TF: "Quite. Your yellow dress is lovely. Did you take your inspiration from..."
Shorty: "LEEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
TF: "...lemons then, I presume."

Shorty opens her bag and runs around throwing lemons at random models.

TF: "Well, after an eventful Tokyo Fashion Week, only one question remains. Which of these new designers will be most popular with the paying public? Back to you in the studio."

[Shauna]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/5/10/enhanced-buzz-5415-1330961261-26.jpg

[Shaibana]

thehehe thats a nice speech xD
https://baconkitty.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/allihaveto.jpg

[Shauna]

http://www.41villa.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/5-260x331.png

[Dat Matt]

http://i.imgur.com/aVZtT.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://www.kepakurl.com.au/trade/images/Kangaroo-LuckyBay.jpg

20. Most Stylish Member



RSL.................................1
Pheesh..............................4
Shorty..............................8




Shiny..............................10
Night Fury.........................13

[Shauna]

Stylin' and foodin'

What more does a gal want

[Bubba]

Congrats Tara!

[Dat Matt]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/683/305/378.jpg

[Shauna]

*tip*

[Pumpkin]

CONGRATS NIGHT FURY, SO STYLIN

[Sephex]

https://i.imgur.com/72U52pi.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

19. Most Intimidating Member
The Nominations

Shauna ♥ Del Murder ♥ Calliope ♥ Mister Adequate ♥ Raistlin ♥ Shiny ♥ Shlup ♥ Spuuky ♥ Wolf Kanno

[Shauna]

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png (http://s863.photobucket.com/user/morewrasslin/media/Pauw-and-Steve_zpsea541432.png.html)

PROUDLY PRESENT:

"Most Intimidating Member" (http://vocaroo.com/i/s0enDRqDgiqr)

[Bubba]

Are all the speeches done?

[Shauna]

We're good! :)

Thanks a lot for your help today man.

[Dat Matt]

I'm getting headers for the next topic, and I came across this gold mine

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/angry-man-throwing-his-laptop-beach-17768553.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/1005040/463/i/950/depositphotos_4639822-Angry-man-throwing-his-laptop-at-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/1005040/463/i/950/depositphotos_4639820-Angry-man-punching-laptop-at-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/1005040/463/i/950/depositphotos_4639814-Angry-man-punching-laptop-at-the-beach.jpghttp://static5.depositphotos.com/1005040/463/i/950/depositphotos_4639825-Angry-man-throwing-his-laptop-at-the-beach.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/angry-man-punching-laptop-beach-17768541.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/angry-man-punching-laptop-beach-17768560.jpghttp://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/angry-man-punching-laptop-beach-17768544.jpg

[Bubba]

Excellent

*cracks open a beer*

[Psychotic]

Couldn't believe Steve said what he said.

[Shauna]

Wow Steve how could you say such things about me

[Shorty]

No one will ever know how hard I battle every day to compete against Steve for Paul's affection. :(

[Bubba]

Couldn't believe Steve said what he said.

Those speeches were excellent! God bless Vocaroo.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/bGdqVpt.jpg

[starlet]

That time Psy literally died by LOL

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

These members are too intimidating, we had to get an artist rendition for this one~

http://www.muslimophobia.com/images/homepage/news/sea-monster.jpg

19. Most Intimidating Member



RSL.................................1
Mister Adequate.....................1
Wolf Kanno..........................1
Calliope............................2
Del Murder..........................4
Shiny...............................4
Raistlin............................5
Shlup...............................5



Spuuky..............................6
Shauna..............................7

[Shauna]

:colbert:

I don't know where you all get the idea that I'm intimidating from

[Bubba]

Haha, congrats Shauna!

[Formalhaut]

Congratu- PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

[Bubba]

:colbert:

I don't know where you all get the idea that I'm intimidating from

Jesus Christ, calm down you psycho

[Shauna]

Hey guys, do you want some cakes or something?

[Dat Matt]

Don't listen to her, she is so scary

I live my life in fear

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6chcltV61r9p7uc.gif

[Formalhaut]

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-54334793715728/table-saw-cake-knife-3.png

Even the implements she uses are intimidating.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

18. Wackiest Member
The Nominations

Dat Matt ♥ Sephex ♥ ToriJ ♥ Bubba ♥ Christmas ♥ Jinx ♥ WildRaubtier

[MissH]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

[Shauna]

What really is the difference betwixt Wittiest & Wackiest Member? Is it the type of humor they do? Are Wacky Members not necessarily witty? Is it like "the a table is wooden, but it's not a tree"?

Anyway, these members are some of the wackiest people you'll ever see outside of an Animaniacs episode. And if you haven't seen Animaniacs, then what the hell are you doing with your life?

Bubba

http://cdn-media-2.lifehack.org/wp-content/files/2014/10/Brain.jpg

Christmas

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/e/ec/Dot_.png/revision/latest?cb=20140212150817

Dat Matt

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/0/0d/Wakko_Warner.png/revision/latest?cb=20130118164509

Jinx

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/e/eb/Slappysquirrel.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130309140344

Sephex

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/mugen/images/6/68/Yakko_Warner.png/revision/latest?cb=20140623043618

ToriJ

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/3/35/Skippy_Squirrel.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120330025941

WildRaubtier

http://tigress.com/moonhare/lj/pharfig.jpg

[Formalhaut]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!

I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now :p

[Shauna]

Better than getting BURNED (literally)

[Dat Matt]

Oyster, Shells and Cockles

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/REU-PORTUGAL1-760x495.jpg

18. Wackiest Member



RSL.................................1
Bubba...............................3
ToriJ...............................3
Jinx................................3
WildRaubtier........................4
Dat Matt............................5




Sephex..............................6
Christmas..........................12

[Sephex]

Ever think of the Cid hole?

Thanks for the voyes and congrats to Christmas!

[Ayen]

Congratulations, Christmas :)

[theundeadhero]

Sometimes you fall asleep at your computer and then these things are still happening.

[MissH]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!


I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now


Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

[Shauna]

Congrats!

[Bubba]

shireen

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=65202&stc=1

[Formalhaut]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!


I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now


Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

17. Wittiest Member
The Nominations

Psychotic ♥ Old Manus ♥ Sephex ♥ Dat Matt ♥ Mister Adequate ♥ Scotty_ffgamer ♥ Shauna ♥ Shorty

[Shauna]

What makes a poster witty? Is it a wry sense of humor? Is it a clever pun? Or is it an obvious observation? These Members have been all these things or something all together different. But one thing we all know, is that they are all some of the wittiest members of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Dat Matt

You can always count on Matt for bringing some life to that cigar store Indian Native American Shauna. With his witty catchphrases and his I assume purposefully horrendous gameplay, he's the Lou Costello to her Frankenstein in Let's Play Final Fantasy X HD Remastered w/ Shauna and Mr. Shauna.

Mister Adequate

Mr. A has quite the funny bone, whether the subject is light, like race or something serious like Final Fantasy. His off-beat sense of humour has gotten him snipped more time than litter of puppies.

Old Manus

The former member of the comedy duo Manus & Christmas, where he was surprisingly the straight man, he has come to his own with a wry sense of humor and a sharp wit.

Psychotic

The Crown Prince of Fools on the staff is always ready with a sly remark or witty reply. He doesn't let his position as Alpha Banner stop him from exercising his comedic chops, either. If you've seen any of his Let's Plays, (which you should), you know what I'm talking about.

Scotty_ffgamer

Scotty's always saying something funny. I'm pretty sure of it. I'll have to start reading the things he says to find out.

Sephex

Some people are known as "old souls". Sephex, with his arraignment of puns has an "old sense of humor". Straight from the Vaudeville stage Sephex will twist any word or phrase like any grandfather.

Shauna

Shauna proves to the world that women can in fact be funny. I've known someone to say that she's a cigar store Indian Native American, but that guy is an asshole. She's full of bright jokes and hilarious insights. It's no wonder, though, having to put up with Matt all day. They do say comedy comes from pain.

Shorty

Shorty witty? I know she's funny, but it's more :erm: funny than :lol: funny. She fancies herself as a Tina Fey, but she's more of a Liz Lemon. Wait, that's a good thing. What do I know, I wasn't even nominated.

[MissH]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!


I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now


Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

I fully intend to. Danny has already typed out an angry tweet to them. How dare they?!!

[Formalhaut]

Oh my word, that cake looks so good... Why would you do this to me?!!


I'm guessing the chocolates I bought you are all gone now


Chocolates last all of about 3 minutes at the moment. I went to the shop before to buy some of my favourite chocolates and the shop had closed an hour early!!!! I actually stamped my foot and cried out in protest. So selfish of them!

It's July 4th; you should definitely sue them for grievance and mental anguish caused. That's totally doable right?

I fully intend to. Danny has already typed out an angry tweet to them. How dare they?!!

Write a strongly worded letter to the shop owner telling them how much pain you were in and if only you had a taste of that bar of chocolate all would be well.