I Never Ever

[FFNut]

I was thinking this could be a fun game on the board for people to play. Basic rules are someone posts a I never ever, if you have done that you awnser and get to do the next never ever. Just like the drinking game minus the delish alcoholic nectar.

I'll begin,

I never ever finished Grand theft auto V, the game stopped giving me missions and I got board of it to soon.

[Shiny]

This actually seems a tad redundant of the Confessions thread, but I'll leave it open for now. Maybe it will be a little more different.

I never ever been inside of thethe Empire State Building or Statue of Liberty despite being fairly close to it.

[Zanmato]

It's just a forum game, Shiny, it's a different thing. :P

I'll never ever play any direct sequel of FF (like FFX-2, for example), because they're redundant to me and weren't as great and successful as the original entries.

[Fynn]

I'll never ever understand how people can consider FFX a good game, let alone a good FF :p

[Ayen]

I never ever liked mornings.

[Bubba]

I have liked mornings previously.

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

[Fynn]

I have liked mornings previously.

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

I never ever knew that was an actual thing until now. :onoes:

[Formalhaut]

I have liked mornings previously.

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

I never ever knew that was an actual thing until now. :onoes:

What, you didn't know Bubba liked mornings?! Strange!

[Fynn]

I never ever knew Formy had so much snark in him.

[Ayen]

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

I have.

I never ever admitted that anywhere else.

[Fynn]

This thread is getting pretty hot :onoes:

[Formalhaut]

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

I have.

I never ever admitted that anywhere else.


This thread is getting pretty hot :onoes:


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[Fynn]

I have never inserted a finger into my anus as an aid to masturbation.

I have.

I never ever admitted that anywhere else.


This thread is getting pretty hot :onoes:


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Let me help you cool off

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[Formalhaut]

Let me help you cool off

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I don't know Fynn, that looks like one hell of a butt plug.

[Fynn]

I never ever expected a buttplug joke from Formy.

[Formalhaut]

I never expected this thread to get so... so... weird.

[Ayen]

I never ever thought I'd say that was the second time I've seen the word butt plug today.

[Psychotic]

In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Gang express amazement that Charlie has never eaten a pear or blueberries. I have never done either of these things either.

[Bubba]

I have eaten both pears and blueberries. Occasionally, on the same smurfing day!

I never ever enjoyed Doctor Who

[Ayen]

I never ever enjoyed Doctor Who

:stare:

[Fynn]

I never ever saw the appeal in Avengers. X-Men all the way!

[Mr. Carnelian]

I never ever enjoyed Doctor Who

:stare:

The :stare: is seconded.

[Fynn]

I have never ever even seen Doctor Who.

[Mr. Carnelian]

I have seen the appeal in Avengers. Although, I didn't think Age of Ultron was quite as good as its predecessor.

I never ever understood what was so interesting about cars.


I have never ever even seen Doctor Who.

DO IT. JOIN US!

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[Fynn]

Had I the time, I would. But alas...

[Shorty]

Are we turning this into a drinking game? We ought to.

If you've done one of the things in the past five "never have I ever" posts, take a drink and post what it is you've done.

Never have I ever gone sssssttttrrrreeeeaaaakkkkiiiiiiinnnnnggggg

[Sephex]

Are we turning this into a drinking game? We ought to.

If you've done one of the things in the past five "never have I ever" posts, take a drink and post what it is you've done.

Never have I ever gone sssssttttrrrreeeeaaaakkkkiiiiiiinnnnnggggg

I never played the incredibly dangerous drinking game I thought of to do with Mega Man 2. These are the rules I thought of.

*Shot after each boss
*Shot after each death (unless you die within 3 minutes of each death)
*Shot if you use an E-Tank
*Shot when you use a power (again, unless the switch is within 3 minutes)
*Shot after you beat a Wily stage

Now, I am skilled at Mega Man 2. However, even if I play perfectly, you still have to take a lot of shots. I guess if you took sips of beer or whatever you'd be alright, but where's the fun in that? I MUST RISK DEATH!!

[Shorty]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

[Sephex]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

I have. Back in the days where I would get drunk 5-6 days a week. I played with my ex and her family/friends. For the first 10 minutes I played by the rules. Then I just kept drinking after every "I never" and they were slowly getting more and more horrified at stuff I was drinking. So after about a half an hour I was like, "Nah, guys I just wanted to get really drunk."

I then fell asleep because I was wasted and my then girlfriend was mad at me. That's basically how all my stories ended in 2008.

[Strider]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

Nope.

I have never ever seen The Godfather. :|

[Shorty]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

I have. Back in the days where I would get drunk 5-6 days a week. I played with my ex and her family/friends. For the first 10 minutes I played by the rules. Then I just kept drinking after every "I never" and they were slowly getting more and more horrified at stuff I was drinking. So after about a half an hour I was like, "Nah, guys I just wanted to get really drunk."

I then fell asleep because I was wasted and my then girlfriend was mad at me. That's basically how all my stories ended in 2008.

Another great way to play: lie

[Sephex]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

Nope.

I have never ever seen The Godfather. :|

I hear it insists upon itself.

[Shorty]

Never have I ever been a Dragon King.

[fat_moogle]

Never have I ever called the game "I have never" I never ever.

[Sephex]

Never have I ever been a Dragon King.

When the dream sequence warbles into oblivion, only then will one realize the futility of pandering to the earwigs of our photon rays.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Have none of you nerds ever played never have I ever xD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Have_I_Ever

I'm a University student doing an Arts degree.

Of COURSE I have played 'Never have I ever'.

It's practically mandatory.

[Ayen]

Never have I ever played never have I ever.

[Fynn]

Never have I ever taken part in a drinking game, as I don't drink.

[Formalhaut]

I do drink, though not terribly often and I've never been tipsy or drunk before.

Never have I ever gone gardening.

[WarZidane]

Never have I ever smoked marijuana/weed/pot.

Which is apparently impressive given my nationality.

[Shiny]

In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Gang express amazement that Charlie has never eaten a pear or blueberries. I have never done either of these things either.

Good, because they're both terrible.

[FFNut]

I've never ever not left a bar or pub intoxicated.

[Zanmato]

I've never ever been on a school party or prom, because I'm not into events like that, simply. :P

[Shauna]

You are all terrible at this game.

[Sephex]

You are all terrible at this game.

I never am terrible at I never.

[Mr. Carnelian]

You are all terrible at this game.

Well, duhiously. :p

It's not a PROPER game of 'Never Have I Ever' unless you're all so drunk that you can barely understand what each other are saying. :hungover:

[MissH]

You are all terrible at this game.

Well, duhiously. :p

It's not a PROPER game of 'Never Have I Ever' unless you're all so drunk that you can barely understand what each other are saying. :hungover:

And unless it's dirty! Sorry, but it's true!

[Shauna]

Well obviously.

But in the limited capacity we have on here...

You are all terrible at this game.

let's get this started again. I have never ridden a unicycle.

[FFNut]

I have, but the general direction was down.

I never ever played washed socks, laundry detergent is more expensive that a 20 pack of socks, so use and toss