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Sephex
08-21-2015, 05:00 PM
Flatulence will get you everywhere. We all fart. Don't even try to deny it. So coming from your own studio, what kind of hot mixtape do you prefer to release?

Night Fury
08-21-2015, 06:21 PM
They all have their place, Sephex. They all have their place.


(This question, for me, is like Sophie's Choice. Tara's Choice.)

Vermachtnis
08-21-2015, 08:38 PM
QUACK!

Sephex
08-21-2015, 10:20 PM
That feel you get when you forget you made a poll on sleep deprivation while at work.

Sephex
08-21-2015, 10:56 PM
I feel like you focused too much on sound and not smell. It doesn't matter the sound frequency or duration (although loudest, rumbliest, and longest is always best) but how much is smells.

My favorite farts are the kind that are so stinky, you clear the room. These are especially effective when you're in the car with others and all they can do is stick their head out the windows while their eyes water.

If I remember correctly, I farted at work and laughed at the sound I made. I then made a poll. Smell is key to the kingdom of fats, but I think the sound of them are the focus. The face of farts. The quarterback of farts. Farts.

Bubba
08-21-2015, 11:04 PM
The long, high-pitched ones. I feel I can control the sound of my flatulence better now I'm older. The smell on the other hand...

Zanmato
08-22-2015, 12:19 PM
Silent Assassins are the best in the world! :D

Laddy
08-26-2015, 02:35 AM
Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.

Sephex
08-26-2015, 09:12 AM
Hapy 9th birthday, EoFF. Now go to your room; you're embarrassing the guests.

And stop farting around up there!

Bri
09-07-2015, 01:34 AM
hmmmm....