#SavetheTables

[NeoCracker]

My fellow EoFFers, there is a menace to our society running rampant. innocent tables who exist to offer us comfort, a place to eat, and others things are at risk due to a pair known as the Dudley Boyz. Please help stop the destruction of our tables and sign this petition.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/save-the-tables

[Psychotic]

Not a chance. I hope you get put on the first train to Dudleyville.

[Sephex]

BAH GAWD KING, THEY BROKE HIS LEGS!! NO!! DAMN IT, NO!! THAT TABLE HAS A FAMILY!!!

THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS!!!

[Ayen]

Just pit them up against the Japanese Table. Those poor fools won't know what'll hit them.