Haiku thread!

[99513363]

Oh hey what is that
That? That's nothing. Go away
No, that is def poop


For those like me who have forgotten everything learned in elementary school, haikus are 3 lines with a 5-7-5 pattern.

Go crazy.

[Pike]

I am good at poems
I fill them with such meaning
Refridgerator

[FFIX Choco Boy]

I've done this before!
The thread was quite popular.
Bacon, eggs, bread, ham.

[Colonel Angus]

Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too

[99513363]

I've done this before!
The thread was quite popular.
Bacon, eggs, bread, ham.

Did not mean to steal.
I happen to feel strongly
about poop and stuff


Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too

What if I do not
have a Nintendo console.
Kill myself, I guess?

Listen to my tip
Try not to double post please
use "Edit" button

~Sephex :)

[Fynn]

Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too

What if I do not
have a Nintendo console.
Kill myself, I guess?

You are missing out
On some really awesome stuff!
Xenoblade, oh fuck!

[Sephex]

I am a big fan
Of the Game Grumps on YouTube
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Alright, now that no one got that inside gag, I'll do a real one!

I will tend to fart
In front of the cutest girls
How embarrassing

[fat_moogle]

Sunday, what a day
It comes after Saturday
Oh, what a fun day.

[Colonel Angus]

NFL Sunday
Should be a funday unless
The Bears lose today

[Sephex]

NFL Sunday
Should be a funday unless
The Bears lose today

The Bears somehow won
I thought we would be winless
Betting one win now

[Night Fury]

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no..... yes?


dear E O F F,
ur tacky and i h8 you
love from Night Fury

that was a big lie
i genuinely love you
well except for you

did you know jinx stinx?
it's very true, she totes does
She smells like flowers :shobon:

[Colonel Angus]

The Cubs are in the
playoffs. One game playoff game.
Against the Pirates.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

The NFL blows.
Get it out of my news feed.
Get me some new friends.

[Sephex]

The NFL blows.
Get it out of my news feed.
Get me some new friends.

DO YOU KNOW DRAFT KINGS?!
OR WHAT ABOUT FAN DUEL?!
LEGALIZED GAMBLING!!

[Psychotic]

Full of snot and goo
I have been sick for too long
fucking hate lemsip

[fat_moogle]

I should be sleeping
An early start awaits me
Damn I hate mornings

[Mercen-X]

F*** that trouty cat!
It stinks like it is in heat
Oh! It just got f***...

My giraffe had kids
I didn't know that it could
Kids are baby goats

Too many maybes
Not enough certainty, no
Indecision reigns

Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars
Gas rates always going up
People should walk more

I hate rainy days
Wet, slippery, cold, sunless
More sunny days please

I can't tie my shoes
I lost my shoe laces, so
I just use velcro

Diarrhea hurts
Or at least I have been told
(eyes glance shiftily)

Dragging my body
Broken to an unknown fate
Fear desperation

Hide in the dark parts
My soul creates with each thought
No evidence left

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Peanut butter fudge.
My mom's cheesecake recipe.
Vanilla ice cream.

[Colonel Angus]

ichi ni san chi
one two three four I can count
in two languages

[Bubba]

I'm crap at Haiku
Whenever I attempt one
I just run out of

[DK]

BoB is a bad man
his unrequested touch
lingers on my bum