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99513363
10-03-2015, 09:07 PM
Oh hey what is that
That? That's nothing. Go away
No, that is def poop
For those like me who have forgotten everything learned in elementary school, haikus are 3 lines with a 5-7-5 pattern.
Go crazy.
I am good at poems
I fill them with such meaning
Refridgerator
FFIX Choco Boy
10-03-2015, 09:43 PM
I've done this before!
The thread was quite popular.
Bacon, eggs, bread, ham.
Colonel Angus
10-03-2015, 09:48 PM
Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too
99513363
10-04-2015, 04:56 AM
I've done this before!
The thread was quite popular.
Bacon, eggs, bread, ham.
Did not mean to steal.
I happen to feel strongly
about poop and stuff
Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too
What if I do not
have a Nintendo console.
Kill myself, I guess?
Listen to my tip
Try not to double post please
use "Edit" button
~Sephex :)
Super Mario
Maker is an awesome game
You should play it, too
What if I do not
have a Nintendo console.
Kill myself, I guess?
You are missing out
On some really awesome stuff!
Xenoblade, oh fuck!
Sephex
10-04-2015, 07:28 AM
I am a big fan
Of the Game Grumps on YouTube
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
Alright, now that no one got that inside gag, I'll do a real one!
I will tend to fart
In front of the cutest girls
How embarrassing
fat_moogle
10-04-2015, 02:39 PM
Sunday, what a day
It comes after Saturday
Oh, what a fun day.
Colonel Angus
10-04-2015, 07:03 PM
NFL Sunday
Should be a funday unless
The Bears lose today
Sephex
10-04-2015, 11:17 PM
NFL Sunday
Should be a funday unless
The Bears lose today
The Bears somehow won
I thought we would be winless
Betting one win now
Night Fury
10-04-2015, 11:26 PM
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no..... yes?
dear E O F F,
ur tacky and i h8 you
love from Night Fury
that was a big lie
i genuinely love you
well except for you
did you know jinx stinx?
it's very true, she totes does
She smells like flowers :shobon:
Colonel Angus
10-04-2015, 11:46 PM
The Cubs are in the
playoffs. One game playoff game.
Against the Pirates.
FFIX Choco Boy
10-05-2015, 01:27 AM
The NFL blows.
Get it out of my news feed.
Get me some new friends.
Sephex
10-05-2015, 06:10 AM
The NFL blows.
Get it out of my news feed.
Get me some new friends.
DO YOU KNOW DRAFT KINGS?!
OR WHAT ABOUT FAN DUEL?!
LEGALIZED GAMBLING!!
Psychotic
10-06-2015, 08:34 PM
Full of snot and goo
I have been sick for too long
fucking hate lemsip
fat_moogle
10-06-2015, 11:43 PM
I should be sleeping
An early start awaits me
Damn I hate mornings
Mercen-X
10-11-2015, 09:24 PM
F*** that trouty cat!
It stinks like it is in heat
Oh! It just got f***...
My giraffe had kids
I didn't know that it could
Kids are baby goats
Too many maybes
Not enough certainty, no
Indecision reigns
Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars
Gas rates always going up
People should walk more
I hate rainy days
Wet, slippery, cold, sunless
More sunny days please
I can't tie my shoes
I lost my shoe laces, so
I just use velcro
Diarrhea hurts
Or at least I have been told
(eyes glance shiftily)
Dragging my body
Broken to an unknown fate
Fear desperation
Hide in the dark parts
My soul creates with each thought
No evidence left
FFIX Choco Boy
10-12-2015, 07:44 PM
Peanut butter fudge.
My mom's cheesecake recipe.
Vanilla ice cream.
Colonel Angus
10-13-2015, 05:55 AM
ichi ni san chi
one two three four I can count
in two languages
Bubba
10-14-2015, 02:07 PM
I'm crap at Haiku
Whenever I attempt one
I just run out of
BoB is a bad man
his unrequested touch
lingers on my bum
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