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Pumpkin
12-19-2015, 06:00 PM
A follow up to our previous spider poll

Ayen
12-19-2015, 06:01 PM
I'd go, "That's cute," then proceed to swat it away with my pinky finger.

Zeldy
12-19-2015, 06:12 PM
scream, cry, probably drop the steak knife in a spider fury.

Værn
12-19-2015, 08:11 PM
"Spider, why do you need a knife if you're going to be liquefying my insides and drinking me?"

fire_of_avalon
12-21-2015, 05:26 AM
So is it a steak knife comparable in size to the spider? Or is it a full size steak knife?

Bubba
12-21-2015, 01:08 PM
Maybe it is just ready for its dinner. As it is holding a steak knife, I may strike up a conversation with it about how medium rare is the only choice and anyone who chooses well done is a steak murderer.

What kind of spider is it? How can it hold a steak knife when spiders are physically unable to do so?

Fynn
12-21-2015, 01:10 PM
Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.

Mr. Carnelian
12-21-2015, 01:49 PM
Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.

I believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument. :p

The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Zanmato
12-21-2015, 02:01 PM
I'll be like: "Let's fight!" and then I'll destroy this little bastard and say "know your place, bitch!" :P

Fynn
12-21-2015, 02:03 PM
Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.

I believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument. :p

The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

You can talk everything out. Spiders are pretty chill.

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