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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jzaan4p.png

Well I think it's a fine day for some Ciddies :wcanoe:

We will be kicking things off in a few moments. Get yourself comfy so Santa can hand out Ciddies to all the good girls and boys

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:39 PM
what a disappointing opener

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 01:39 PM
I want a refund.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:40 PM
That's how Award Claus rolls

Settin the bar low, don't want to get your hopes too high

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:40 PM
And now a ninja edit? Now I look like a dick. THANKS AWARD CLAUS. :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:41 PM
:aimkiss:

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 01:42 PM
I want a Santa that writes setting with a ''g''.

Fynn
12-12-2015, 01:43 PM
:hyper:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:45 PM
Alrighty, enough shenanigans. Now that Santa has had his coffee, let's kick things off proper

IT'S CIDDIES TIME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/at8cC0O.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/at8cC0O.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/at8cC0O.gif

Who's ready to win some awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pipe down, it's a rhetorical question.

:ciddie::ciddie::ciddie::ciddie::ciddie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:47 PM
ok.

Fynn
12-12-2015, 01:47 PM
I just set fire to a kitchen towel because of the Ciddies excitement. A perfect start.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:49 PM
Calm yourself. Ciddies are not worth the loss of your house.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:49 PM
Most Likely To...

GET TOGETHER

The Nominees
:cookie: Award Claus & a Selection of Young, Nubile Elf Boys :cookie: Christmas & Old Manus :cookie: Fynn & Bowser :cookie: Jar Jar Jinks & Shauna :cookie: Loony BoB & Your Panties Which Proudly Adorn His Face as he Slithers Around Under Your Bedsheets Like a Snake Hopped up on Mescaline :cookie: Old Manus & SuperMillionaire :cookie: Raistlin & Mister Adequate :cookie: Rantzo Panza & Shaibana :cookie:

Shaibana
12-12-2015, 01:50 PM
woop woop!!

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 01:50 PM
I didn't vote. I'm so so sorry, kupo! But good luck to everyone.

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 01:50 PM
it begins

http://media1.giphy.com/media/f31DK1KpGsyMU/giphy.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:51 PM
Attraction is a funny thing. You can't always explain what attracts you to another person. It can be anything from the way the corner of his eyes crinkle when he laughs, or the way she digs her heels into your sides during the reverse cowgirl. It can't be quantified.

Lets take a look at some examples of these strange laws of attraction.

Award Claus & a Selection of Young, Nubile Elf Boys
A fat, elderly man with a beard surrounded by hundreds of creatures resembling eight-year-old boys raises all sorts of questions. The type of questions asked by the police whilst the sick old bastard is in handcuffs. This kind of attraction should not be pursued.

Christmas & Old Manus
Our witty Welshman is something of a dirty smurfer. So much so that I wouldn't be surprised to see him hitting on a festive holiday season. The surprise may be on him though when this holiday season turns out to be a small, crazy oriental lady laughing maniacally at his pathetically small man parts.

Fynn & Bowser
There was a kid in our class at school called Kevin who had a small collection of lizards. This opening sentence has no relevance on why Fynn has an attraction to a giant, fictional lizard with a kidnapping complex. Some people are just weird.

Jar Jar Jinx & Shauna
Some of the strongest relationships are forged over time and are cemented by shared interests and experiences. Other relationships, like this one, are forged in the knowledge that if one of them were to fall arse-over-tit into a puddle of muddy water, the other would laugh themselves senseless for about an hour whilst posting the pictures on Instagram.

Loony BoB & Your Panties Which Proudly Adorn His Face as he Slithers Around Under Your Bedsheets Like a Snake Hopped up on Mescaline
Some forms of love are as timeless as the stars. As beautiful as a midnight moon glistening on gentle ocean waves. As strong as Hugh Hefner's Viagra dosage. Like The Beatles once sang... "With a love like that, you know you should be glad"

Old Manus & SuperMillionaire
Let it never be said that Mr Manus does not set his sights high. Not content with a regular rich person, only the über rich is good enough for this Welsh scallywag. However, when his advances are inevitably rebuffed, he will no doubt be left feeling sheep........ish.

Raistlin & Mister Adequate
Dating Agency: "So Raistlin, what are you looking for in a man?"
Raistlin: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for Mister Perfect! But I don't want to be stuck with Mister Wrong either"
Dating Agency: "Raisty, my man... we have just the guy"

Rantzo Panza & Shaibana
As a child, I used to pretend my maltesers were cannonballs and fire them at my pet hamster as he rolled around the living room floor in his little hamster ball. I love that I can write anything in these things and you people will read it. Also, these two are both beautiful and should definitely get together.

Anyway, the waiting is over. Time to reveal the nominees for next summer's cutest couple!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:51 PM
what a jerk fat_moogle

I deduct 100 points from your person.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:52 PM
ahahahahah the jinx & I thing is 100% correct

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 01:57 PM
what a jerk fat_moogle

I deduct 100 points from your person.


ahahahahah the jinx & I thing is 100% correct
And I deduct 100 points from you due to your irresponsible double post. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 01:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/m4K4wRb.png

50. MLT Get Together


Rantzo Panza & Shaibana.............................0
RSL & a tiny cloud surrounding his scalp. What fanciful images of hats might be seen in its lazily shifting contours.....................1
Christmas & Old Manus...............................1
Mister Adequate & Raistlin..........................1
Loony BoB & Your Panties on His Face etc............4
Award Claus & a Selection of Young, Nubile Elf Boys.5
Old Manus & SuperMillionaire........................5



Fynn & Bowser.......................................5
Jar Jar Jinks & Shauna..............................7

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:58 PM
I should. :(

But Ciddies! I give myself (and everyone else) a pass on this most special of days.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 01:59 PM
neat :cool:

soz rob and matt

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:01 PM
Most Likely To...

WIN A CIDDIE FOR THE FIRST TIME

The Nominees
:cookie: Bri :cookie: fat_moogle :cookie: Fox :cookie: Galuf :cookie: maybee :cookie: Rin Heartilly :cookie:

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:02 PM
Holy carp, ALMOST XD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:02 PM
This is a special award, I think. Part of the charm of EoFF, or any forum really, is the community. You don't just come to drop your opinions on how cool/not cool Seifer's outfit is, you come here for the people. What does this person think? How about that one? What does so and so have going on? Did she get that job? Has he watched that new show I like?

Being nominated for this award is a way of saying "We like you around here. People have accepted you in to the community. We know you won't just post an intro thread, one more post, and then never return. We enjoy your posts. We recognize you when we see you." And I think that's important. It's important to feel like you belong somewhere, that you're part of something. Being nominated, even if you don't win, is a happy and fun experience, I think. I remember how excited I got the first time I was even nominated for something.

These are the members we have nominated for this:

Bri - Originally the wife of escobert, she has become her own forum presence recently. I really enjoy her posts and I think she's such a sweet lady. She also had a baby recently and I'm sure she's an excellent mom!

fat_moogle - This member is great for getting our Final Fantasy news. Always quick on the draw to post up the latest happenings for all of us to marvel at. Plus the adorable avatar of course.

Fox - Another adorable forum set, Fox brings a lot of positivity and energy to the threads he posts in. He's also an excellent person to discuss video games with, and he has a lot of insight to share down in the lower forums.

Galuf - I know Glauf mostly from chat and the RP we did a little while ago. His posts are always a lot of fun to read and he's a very easy to get along with person.

maybee - maybee has been around here for a while now, and I'm amazed she hasn't won a Ciddie! She's not afraid to share her Final Fantasy opinions, and it's great to get some discussion about this stuff. She also has good taste in games, let's face it.

Rin Heartilly - A newer member around these parts, Rin sports a nice Rinoa avatar and actually looks like Rinoa herself. She's very fun to talk to and easy to get along with, and she has some great posts as well!

I hope you guys have fun with your award. If you weren't nominated, that doesn't mean you aren't a part of our community either. Everyone here makes an impression in one way, and you really could be a positive point in someone's day. There are many members here, and I'm sure there are many members who look forward to posts from certain individuals. Who look forward to what you have to say, and what your opinions are. So to everyone, just keep on posting and congrats to the winner!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:02 PM
All of the above are deserving of winning a Ciddie. Why not this one!

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 02:03 PM
Shauna Sweep Imbound

http://i.imgur.com/qyDwsu0.png

Mr. Carnelian
12-12-2015, 02:03 PM
Ah, you got in before I could post, Award Claus! Plus two other people, apparently. Wow, you guys are like posting ninjas! Smurf it, I'm congratulating the winner of MLT Get Together anyway.

Congats Jar Jar Jinks and Shauna, and Fynn and Bowser!

Do be sure to post pictures. :p

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:05 PM
We would like to keep our love private, thank you very much. :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/u3SOBC2.png

49. MLT Win A Ciddie For The First Time


RSL.............................1
fat_moogle......................2
Fox.............................2
Galuf...........................3
Bri.............................6



maybee..........................6
Rin Heartilly...................10

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:07 PM
Congrats Rin! :)

Bubba
12-12-2015, 02:09 PM
Congrats Rin!

Hi everybody!

65978

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:09 PM
Hi Dr Bubz!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:10 PM
Most Likely To...

Be The Next Shin- Staff Member

The Nominees
:cookie: Ayen :cookie: blackmage_nuke :cookie: Bubba :cookie: Depression Moon :cookie: Formalhaut :cookie: Laddy :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:11 PM
Yes. So many deserving nominees here. :shifty:

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 02:13 PM
Shauna IRL

https://media.giphy.com/media/SOLtybDbSzA5i/giphy.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:13 PM
Staff is a sort of odd chocobo in this forum. We all wish to be a part of it, but we're also all very aware that Staff is fundamentally evil at its core. I'm mean just look at the majority of the former staff and the problems they have caused during their tenure. This is why I took this award speech. As a former staff member, I know what it takes to run with the dark underbelly of this forum and let me tell you that these nominees just don't make the cut. People don't understand one fundamental fact about Staff.

#1. STAFF ARE THE GODDAMN SHIN-RA. They made be called Cid Knight's but were handed suits and a weapon along with Turk principle. They are not Site Staff, they are Heideggar and Scarlet's Peace forces and R&D departments. They are not Editors, they are Hojo's assistants. If they are an Administrator, they are Rufus smurfing Shinra. Don't ever forget that and remember that when you vote for this award, you're really voting for the people you expect to steal your privileges, burn your homes, make super weapons, and spend long vacations in Costa Del Sol while the rest of you are wallowing in despair. These nice people you voted for? They are nice and respectable people, people who deserve admiration for making the forum a better place. Not the harbingers of the Corporations all mighty god the Gil. So remember that next time you vote for this award. Meanwhile, I'm going back to sleep in my coffin.

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:13 PM
Congratulations Rin!

& well done to all the nominees for this award. Thanks to the couple people that nominated myself ^^
There's always next year...that's what I said last year, too xD

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 02:13 PM
Sorry I'm late guys, I've been uh... busy

Yeah, busy :shifty:

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:14 PM
I"m LATE. I'm LATE! I'm HEREEEE!

Congrats to everyone so far! YAY!

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:15 PM
Also thanks for the speech, Pumpkin :)

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:15 PM
Hey now, staff aren't that bad. Ish.

Good luck to all!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OKOb9d4.png

48. MLT Be The Next Staff Member


RSL.............................1
Ayen............................2
blackmage_nuke..................2
Laddy...........................3
Depression Moon.................5


Bubba...........................7
Formalhaut......................10

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:16 PM
Those Costa Del Sol vacations are pretty swell, I have to admit.

Pizza's in the oven now so I can post a bit more! Yay :D

CONGRATS RIN!!! :omgomg: You deserved it! And I'm so happy maybee got so many points - you were just as deserving, my dear friend ;)

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:16 PM
Congrats Formy! May the odds be ever in your favour.

Bubba
12-12-2015, 02:17 PM
Am I really still being considered as Staff material?

Congrats Formy!

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 02:17 PM
Congrats weiners!!!

Glad you liked it fat_moogle :D

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:17 PM
I'm fine with Formy entering. Just don't let him take my bunk in Costa Del Sol. I got dibs on the room with the view :colbert:

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:17 PM
YAy! Congrats Formy!

https://45.media.tumblr.com/fa2e59be508a6fc74189a5a40d49df35/tumblr_nz0dw1aGdj1tq4of6o1_540.gif

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:18 PM
Am I really still being considered as Staff material?

:shifty:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:19 PM
Most Likely To...

STILL BE SUPER PUMPED FOR FINAL FANTASY XV

The Nominees
:cookie: Bubba :cookie: DMKA :cookie: Freya :cookie: Fynn :cookie: Loony BoB :cookie: Shiva95 :cookie: Wolf Kanno :cookie:

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:19 PM
Go me! and everyone else!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:19 PM
The true winner here: Nobody.

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:19 PM
:colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:19 PM
We Final Fantasy fans are a curious bunch. There's just as many of us who think the series has long since lost its luster as there are hopeful for the future. It really comes as no surprise, considering the circumstances surrounding the next numbered entry. Final Fantasy XV has undergone a change in name, graphical engine, director, gameplay, and heroine over the course of its nearly ten-year development cycle. None of that bodes well for the franchise, especially considering the notoriety of the Fabula Nova Chrystalis series, or even for the genre, as Tabata has stated that FFXV doing poorly may spell the end of console JRPGs.

However, there are those who remain ever hopeful. Bah, not just hopeful - excited even, as the promise of greatness that FFXV undoubtedly carries is enough for them to overlook the rocky development cycle. Their names are:

Bubba
DMKA
Freya
Fynn
Loony BoB
Shiva95
Wolf Kanno

Whoever wins, their stance is admirable. They believe that there is light within the darkness, and that even if it's only a tiny flicker, it's worth to strive for it. And if that isn't what Finak Fantasy is all about, then I'll eat me shoe :monster:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:20 PM
:shobon:

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:20 PM
:doublecolbert:

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:20 PM
Am I really still being considered as Staff material?

It's because you take care of business.


Glad you liked it fat_moogle :D
Maybe I'll give speech writing a go next year! It'll be interesting getting to know people more ^^

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:20 PM
Best of luck to all!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:21 PM
OMG SHAUNA AND I WON THE MLT GET TOGETHER AWARD

I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT

DO YOU GUYS REALIZE WE BECAME FRIENDS LAST YEAR DURING WINTER CIDDIES

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO CELEBRATE OUR FRIENDIVERSARY


love you, shauna :heart:

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:21 PM
God damnit

Finak Fantasy

Just when I need autocorrect most

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:21 PM
love you m8 :heart: :love:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PWQT0xj.png

47. MLT Still Be Super Pumped For FFXV


RSL.............................1
Bubba...........................1
Wolf Kanno......................2
DMKA............................3
Loony BoB.......................3
Shiva95.........................6


Freya...........................6
Fynn............................7

Bubba
12-12-2015, 02:22 PM
Am I still really being considered for still being Super Pumped for FFXV?

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:22 PM
WHO WON? SANTA TELL ME

https://49.media.tumblr.com/94e466c4ffbb2217db43644694d1827f/tumblr_nz7zed5HJq1uyb65lo1_500.gif

DAMNIT FYNN! So close!

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:23 PM
It's true.

Am I delusional, tho

Bubba
12-12-2015, 02:23 PM
The white wizard is victorious!

65979

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:23 PM
Am I still really being considered for still being Super Pumped for FFXV?

:shifty:

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 02:23 PM
Glad you liked it fat_moogle :D
Maybe I'll give speech writing a go next year! It'll be interesting getting to know people more ^^

You should :jess:!!!

Congrats Fynn!

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:24 PM
Just woken up. So what if it is like, 14:00 over here. I've just finished the semester. I need a long rest :p

Thanks everyone for the Ciddie! Just for the record, I think you would be a good staffer, Bubba :)

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:24 PM
Congrats Fynn! Hopefully you will not be incredibly disappointed.

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:25 PM
I have been through much worse than just patiently waiting for one of many very promising games to come out :monster:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:25 PM
Most Likely To...

BE THE NEXT SMASH BROS. DLC CHARACTER

The Nominees
:cookie: Award Claus :cookie: Ayen :cookie: Datt Matt :cookie: Pike :cookie: Sephex :cookie: Sephiroth :cookie: sharkythesharkdogg :cookie:

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Congrats Fynn! How excited are you feeling?

https://media.giphy.com/media/ggKMDmjkGZ5ZK/giphy.gif

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Congratulations, Fynn! Wouldn't it be awkward if Ciddies were still being held for this category this time next year xD

Psychotic
12-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Hey when will FFXV be Fynnished? :holmes:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Aye, itsa me, Mario! I'ma going to introduce the nominees for most likely to bea the next DLC ina the Super Smash Bros. game for the Wii U anda the 3DS. First off, I'd like to remind you how difficult it is to be a Smash contestant. Itsa not easy and takes a special kinda person... ish... thing... to bea the best in the Smash! Itsa not for the feeble!

To start off, we hava the Award Claus, who's new arounda these parts. He'sa... she'sa... mama mia, itsa the host of these Ciddies. I don't knowa much about him, but I knowa the Santa Claus. If Award Claus is anything lika the Santa Claus, he'da be okey dokey fora the Smash game!

Next we have Ayen, who cannot beata the Super Mario Bros. ona the NES. How does this idiota expect to Smash in the Smasha game if he no good at the Mario? Oh, he playa the 3D Mario good? Luigi playa the 3D Mario good, too, and hea no good in life as well!

Third we have Datt Matt, who lika the Zelda games. Mario lika the Zelda games, too, because Mario hasa thing for the blondes. :jokey: Mama mia, thatsa spicy meataball!

Fourth we hava the Pike, our firsta lady on this list (unless you saya the Ayen a lady, but I only saya he a girl because he can't beata the Super Mario Bros.) Pike lika the Charmander. Mario prefera the Amoongus, but Chamander is okey dokey as a starter. Pike isa lota like Mario. Mario has Luigi, Pike hasa the Mr. Adequate. Both are afterthoughts in Mr. Miyamoto's mind.

Our nexta nominee is no other than Sephex, who looksa lotta lika human Bowser. He scara the crap outta me. If he's in, I'ma out.

Then we hava the Sephiroth. Sephiroth? We hava the Cloud already! Whattsa matta you?! No, no more the characters from Final Fantasy VII. We needsa the Bartz before we getsa the Sephiroth, capisce?

Our last nominee isa the shark dogg sharky... the shark dogg. Now this sounds interesting! A doga who looka like the shark! Maybe he'll scare away that Sephex! Here, sharky sharky sharky! I gotta good treat for you! Thatsa good boy! You lika the meatballs!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Nintendo? In my Final Fantasy?


Yeah, seems alright to me.

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:27 PM
Hey when will FFXV be Fynnished? :holmes:

I need more puns like this in here!

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 02:27 PM
OMG SHAUNA AND I WON THE MLT GET TOGETHER AWARD

I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT

DO YOU GUYS REALIZE WE BECAME FRIENDS LAST YEAR DURING WINTER CIDDIES

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO CELEBRATE OUR FRIENDIVERSARY


love you, shauna :heart:


love you m8 :heart: :love:

http://www.spacecowboyrocketcompany.com/images/mob_coding/get_a_room.jpg

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:27 PM
Haha, nice speech, mystery writer.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:28 PM
ALSO NO MATT YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:28 PM
SMURFING MARIO!!!!!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/IKuDla0.png

46. MLT Be The Next Smash Bros. DLC Character


RSL.............................1
Award Claus.....................2
Ayen............................3
Dat Matt........................3
Sephex..........................3
Pike............................4


sharkythesharkdogg..............6
Sephiroth.......................7

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:29 PM
Did Del write that speech?

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:30 PM
Loved the speech, Mario xD

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:30 PM
haha do you get it because it's a member as well as a character from ff7 where that other famous character cloud is from who is also appearing in smash bros haha

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:30 PM
Congrats Sephiroth! :)

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 02:30 PM
Mario wrote it. DUH

Also, sharky shoulda won dat but congrats Sephiroth

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:30 PM
Like now i'm thinking actual sehpy in the game. think of how many smash players would flip a lid if they could duke cloud and sephy again.

CONGRATS EVERYONE!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:32 PM
Most Likely To...

GET SMASH BROS. ONLY FOR CLOUD

The Nominees
:cookie: Bubba :cookie: Colonel Angus :cookie: Crop :cookie: Loony BoB :cookie: Sephex :cookie: Sephiroth :cookie: Skyblade :cookie:

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:32 PM
How many Italian stereotypes did Psy manage to fit into that speech?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:33 PM
GUYS IT WAS MARIO

NOT PSY OR DEL

MARIO

(srsly you can just check the speech thread you know)

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:33 PM
I hope Crop wins this, he is so deserving.

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:33 PM
https://49.media.tumblr.com/a99f859b87b7f09fc21c098815adc627/tumblr_nxq994Dlo01qgxaowo1_500.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:34 PM
My god, some people are just nerds! Final Fantasy this! Final Fantasy that! Why don't they take Final Fantasy and get a room! These people are all likely to get Super Smash Bros. for the Wii U or Nintendo 3DS, whether they have the system or not, just because Cloud Strife is going to be available. What the Final Heaven is wrong with you people? These are our nerdminees:

Bubba- This guy has a four month old son to raise and all he's worried about raising are chocobos! It's been 20 years and he's still trying to get the Gold Chocobo. I'm sure he'll give it up to play as his hero in Smash.

Colonel Angus- This nerd has never owned a Smash game, yet probably wants one now for Cloud. VII isn't even his favorite Final Fantasy. He should just save his lunch money for the Fran DLC instead. In fact, he should save his lunch money anyway, his pants are getting a little tight around the waist.

Crop- Crop'll crap away all his earnings just to get a Cloud. He'll sell his PS4 to get a Wii U (only to have to sell something else to get the PS4 back when FFVII HD Remake comes out). He might as well skip all that and perform as a Clown at children's birthday parties on the weekends to make the Wii U money.

Loony BoB- Can't be arsed, playing Final Fantasy XIV.

Sephex- Will he get Smashed for Cloud's appearance?

Sephiroth- Wants it just to kill Cloud.

Skyblade- One of the biggest Final Fantasy fans on Eyeson, Skyblade is probably camping out waiting for Cloud's arrival, not realizing that he's downloaded content. But he will be first when the Cloud amiibo comes out.

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:35 PM
Sephiroth be walking away from his Ciddies like

65980

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:35 PM
My god, some people are just nerds! Final Fantasy this! Final Fantasy that! Why don't they take Final Fantasy and get a room!

:lol:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:36 PM
Good luck to all nominees!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:37 PM
I hope Crop wins this, he is so deserving.

At first I read this as "I hate Crop" and I was ready to tell you to hold my earrings so I could beat you up.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:38 PM
Why would I say such a horrible thing!

Also, I like how I was your second and ALSO the person you were beating up. What a life I lead.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9W14wu2.png

45. MLT Get Smash Bros. Only For Cloud

Sephex..........................0
RSL.............................1
Bubba...........................2
Colonel Angus...................3
Loony BoB.......................3
Skyblade........................3


Crop............................4
Sephiroth.......................13

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:39 PM
Sephiroth be walking away from his Ciddies like

65980
I concur with myself. Well done!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:39 PM
It'd be the only way Sephiroth could beat Cloud.

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 02:39 PM
Sephiroth sweep

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:40 PM
Congrats again, Sephiroth!

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:40 PM
By a landslide! Congrats Sephiroth!

https://media.giphy.com/media/MLkuAWCUZcGPe/giphy.gif

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:41 PM
Wow yeah, that was a landslide! Good job!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:41 PM
Most Likely To...

BUY FFXV AND FORGET TO PLAY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL PLAYING FFXIV

The Nominees
:cookie: o_O :cookie: Aulayna :cookie: Dat Matt :cookie: Loony BoB :cookie: The Summoner of Leviathan :cookie:

Mr. Carnelian
12-12-2015, 02:42 PM
Congratulations Sephiroth! :)

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:42 PM
By a landslide! Congrats Sephiroth!

https://media.giphy.com/media/MLkuAWCUZcGPe/giphy.gif
Sephiroth caused that.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:42 PM
And so none of these people will show up to claim their award.

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:43 PM
And so none of these people will show up to claim their award.
God knows why.

Oh, wait.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:44 PM
Oh um, I guess we don't have a speech for this.

Well, these people enjoy FFXIV. Why wouldn't they? It's a beautiful virtual world where you can play as someone who is much hotter than you in real life.

Seriously though, it's a whole community in that game. Why would you give that up? It's the game that just keeps on giving.

They should still turn it off for long enough to participate though, those losers

Love, Santa~

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:44 PM
True Story: Matt is playing FFXIV right now

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:45 PM
The person who would have written this speech is also too busy playing FFXIV to write the speech

Fynn
12-12-2015, 02:46 PM
That is so meta

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6dEc6t5.png

44. MLT Buy FFXV And Forget To Play It Because They're Still Playing FFXIV


RSL.............................1
Dat Matt........................2
The Summoner of Leviathan.......2
o_O.............................7


Aulayna.........................7
Loony BoB.......................10

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:46 PM
True Story: Matt is playing FFXIV right now

Because of course he is.

When you two get married, are you going to do it in game? And it will be like The Guild, and we'll all be there in FFXIV?

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:47 PM
Congrats BoB!

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:48 PM
The person who would have written this speech is also too busy playing FFXIV to write the speech

bahahha

Congrats BoB!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:48 PM
True Story: Matt is playing FFXIV right now

Because of course he is.

When you two get married, are you going to do it in game? And it will be like The Guild, and we'll all be there in FFXIV?

Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

Rin Heartilly
12-12-2015, 02:48 PM
Oh my goshness I won an award :0000000000000 Thankyou so much everyone \(^○^)/\(^○^)/\(^○^)/ That speech was lovely Pumpkin :D

And congratulations to everyone else that won awards so far too, you definitely deserved it!!! I wish I could send soft puppies and kitties through my monitor to you guys, you all deserve fluffy happiness!

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 02:48 PM
When you two get married, are you going to do it in game? And it will be like The Guild, and we'll all be there in FFXIV?

What do you mean banging in the guild hall? Sure I guess?

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:49 PM
Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

"a joke"

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:50 PM
When you two get married, are you going to do it in game? And it will be like The Guild, and we'll all be there in FFXIV?

What do you mean banging in the guild hall? Sure I guess?
"Honey came in and she caught me red handed, banging on the guild room floor"

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:50 PM
Most Likely To...

NOT VOTE BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY PLAYING FALLOUT 4

The Nominees
:cookie: Fox :cookie: Mister Adequate :cookie: Pike :cookie: Psychotic :cookie: Vivi22 :cookie:

Also, the fact that half of these people voted means you're doing it wrong

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:51 PM
Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

"a joke"

I was literally about to make this same post.

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:51 PM
Oh my goshness I won an award :0000000000000 Thankyou so much everyone \(^○^)/\(^○^)/\(^○^)/ That speech was lovely Pumpkin :D

And congratulations to everyone else that won awards so far too, you definitely deserved it!!! I wish I could send soft puppies and kitties through my monitor to you guys, you all deserve fluffy happiness!

You deserved it Rin!

Also, congrats to Loony BoB! BoB...? You there, BoB?

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:51 PM
Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

"a joke"

I was literally about to make this same post.

I got in there first because my life is this

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:52 PM
:ciddie:
MLT Not Vote Because They're Busy Playing Fallout 4


Huh? What? Oh smurf, I was going to write a speech? Aww, gimme a second while I kill this deathclaw:



http://i.imgur.com/n5N7xcF.png
This may take awhile...


Okay, phew, I think it's dead. Anyway, so Fallout 4 is a game that has won many accolades and has caused a large reaction on the internet. Here of EoFF, several of our members have turned to the radioactive side of the force and abandoned Final Fantasy in favour of traversing a wasteland.

I too have journeyed into The Commonwealth, and I have to say I've really gotten into - oh, hang on, I need to beautify my settlement.



http://www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/1/7/0/480170_v1.jpg
You wouldn't believe how long it took me to find that dress!


You've really got to try our the settlement customisation, it's like The Sims, but with more blood and rust.

And just like The Sims, you can have your very own pet! Yes, despite the horrific bloodthirsty creatures and questionable factions, if the post-apocalypse gets too much for you, just spend some time with your faithful friend!



http://i.imgur.com/xfb4ieb.png


Oh, hang on, what was I doing again? Oh right, the speech. So there's been a few members that have been recognised by other members of EoFF for being just as in love of Fallout 4 than I was! We have Fox, Mister Adequate, Pike, Psychotic and Vivi22.

I've kinda been too busy playing to properly look at their merits in becoming a finalist for the award. From what I can gather, they all played Fallout 4, but I'm also sure than some of them did actually vote, so that's a few points off there.

Psychotic sticks out in my mind as a guy who really enjoys his Fallout. His entire avatar revolves around it, and he's been regaling us with tales of his own journeys in the wasteland:



http://i.imgur.com/3X9rgLi.png
If Solid Snake was the secret member of the YMCA


But what have our other finalists been doing?

Fox has been talking about the stealth mechanics, I guess. One time, I blew this guy's head off my sneaking real quiet. It was amazing.

Mister Adequate meanwhile has been telling us all about the ending. Did I say ending? More like smehnding, am I right? He also ate a baby, but the less said about that, the better.

Vivi22 apparently doesn't care about lost children.

And Pike hasn't been so active in the Fallout 4 discussion thread, which just proves how hardcore she is! Who has time for discussion when there's more adventure to be had!

Which reminds me. Why am I still doing this? I should be out there, blasting away mutated monstrosities and evil ne'er-do-wells! So screw speech writing, I'm off! Later!




http://i.imgur.com/n5N7xcF.png
Crap crap crap crap crap crap craaaap

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:53 PM
good luck to everyone!

Freya
12-12-2015, 02:54 PM
You can play a game lots everyone!

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 02:55 PM
I didn't congratulate BoB!

CONGRATULATIONS!

This must have been FATE.

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:56 PM
Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

"a joke"

I was literally about to make this same post.

I got in there first because my life is this

​this is your life

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 02:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BH4btnn.png

43. MLT Not Vote Because They're Too Busy Playing Fallout 4


RSL.............................1
Fox.............................2
Pike............................2
Mister Adequate.................3


Vivi22..........................6
Psychotic.......................16

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:57 PM
Congrats Psy! Please continue telling us your Tales from the Wasteland.

Jinx
12-12-2015, 02:58 PM
PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDUCK

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 02:58 PM
Please do. I enjoyed hearing your stories of butchering and then cooking a lady on a barbecue.

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 02:58 PM
Matt once made a joke that when he proposes he will do it entirely in game.

"a joke"

I was literally about to make this same post.

I got in there first because my life is this

​this is your life

She just mad because my Kawaii Cat Girl Warrior of Light is currently a level 44 Botanist and I'm harvesting trees and shit while she's all like "Oh i'm just a paladin sobs"

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 02:59 PM
65981

What else is new. Now only if he was good at Fallout 4.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 02:59 PM
It's appropriate that your signature is a girl holding corn when you are talking about harvesting.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:00 PM
Most Likely To...

GET MINECRAFT ON WIIU INSTEAD OF ON PC LIKED THEY ASKED

The Nominees
:cookie: Ayen :cookie: Bolivar :cookie: Colonel Angus :cookie: Mister Adequate :cookie: Pike :cookie: Scotty_ffgamer :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:00 PM
best of luck to you PC master race elitists!

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:02 PM
Congrats to the winners!

FO4 is p. cool, my lady has a mailman hat and shniz

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:02 PM
Ugh. I know many of us, if not most of us, have at one time or another received a well intention gift that was not exactly what we had in mind. Whether it was getting Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard instead of that DVD collection of Diagnosis Murder we wanted, or getting a hula hoop instead of a basketball hoop, we all know how aggravating that could be.

With the upcoming release of Minecraft on the Wii U, many of us who've asked for it on the PC will likely get it on disc form, not on the PC instead. Some of these people, like Ayen, Bolivar, Pike, Mr. Adequate and Scotty_ffgamer probably don't even have a Wii U. Colonel Angus, who was also nominated, does and is willing to take any unwanted copies. Thank you everyone else's grandma. Thank you.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:03 PM
:excited:

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:03 PM
Good speech Angus!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/d8FKM2T.png

42. MLT Get Minecraft on WiiU Instead of on PC Like They Asked

RSL.............................1
Mister Adequate.................2
Colonel Angus...................3
Scotty_ffgamer..................4
Bolivar.........................5


Pike............................5
Ayen............................9

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:05 PM
Congrats!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:06 PM
Dianetics instead of Diagnosis Murder. Angus. :lol:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:07 PM
Most Likely To...

TEAM UP AND TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS

The Nominees
:cookie: Dat Matt & Shauna :cookie: Del Murder & Raistlin :cookie: DK & Psychotic :cookie: Pike & Mister Adequate :cookie: Loony BoB & Psychotic :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:07 PM
Only in a good way, of course.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:08 PM
Congrats with amazing minecraft controls!

Bubba
12-12-2015, 03:08 PM
Is this to take over Christmas the season or Christmas the member??

I always thought she was a Bot!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:09 PM
Yes.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:09 PM
The cold night air felt as thick as the snow that covered the ground. Santa and Frosty hid behind the Reindeer stables, wearily holding their breath. For they knew, if they would breath, the smoke would give their location. All Christmas Eve they were hunted like endangered animals at a dentist convention.

"Your days are numbered, Fatso!" shouted a woman's voice from the other side of the barn. "Aye, Christmas will be ours."

Santa silently signaled to Frosty to head over the hills into the Enchanted Gum Drop Forest. Surely, these fiends wouldn't think of venturing there. As the portly duo made their way, a barrage of snowballs fell about them.

"Heads up, Snowbutt!" Yelled a man from atop the stables. It was Dat Matt, armed with a snowball launcher. "Shauna, they're going into the woods!"

Shauna ran around the stable, flinging Christmas ornaments at Santa's head. "Aye, ya bloody fat bastard! Christmas will be ours!"

Santa and Frosty rolled down the other side of the hill, out of range of the angry Scots fire. Shauna and Matt ran up the hill. "I've got them, lassie!" Matt shouted, pointing a bazooka at the holiday duo. Suddenly, a rain of Reindeer "Chocolate" fell upon them.

"Rudolph with your bowels so full, thank you for saving Christmas tonight!" Santa cheered, waving.

"Santa," Rudolph said, "You and Frosty better run for it, there's more fiends ready to take your place as king of Christmas!"

Santa and Frosty made their way into the Woods. The trees were covered with fruity sweet gumdrops, which reflected the moonlight in dazzling colors. The deeper they went, the brighter the colors.

"Ho, ho, ho,"' Santa chimed, "the light is so bright, it burns my eyes."

Frosty, who noticed he was getting a little soft, replied, "Santa, I don't think the light is what's burning your eyes!"

The forest was lit ablaze by two men with flamethrowers. "Bah humbug!" Psychotic yelled, fanning the flames at Frosty. DK lit a molotov cocktail and tossed it at Santa. But before it could get to him, Frosty used the last of his Snow powers to put the forest into a deep freeze. The flames flickered out, the molotov cocktail fell in a frozen thud. Psychotic and DK turned to popsicles.

"Frosty!" Santa cried, "why did you do this?" Frosty was nothing more than a whirl of winter air. His magic hat floated high into the air, out of sight.

"I had to save Christmas," said the undone snowman. "If I didn't, I would've melted and they would've destroyed the North Pole. You're our last hope, Santa! You have to get to the Polar Bear's Cave and get her help!"

Santa scooted off, knocking down the DK ice figure, shattering it. As he exited, Frosty's hat fell from the sky and landed upon Psychotic's head.

Before he could reach the Polar Bear's Cave, Santa came across the Elve's Workshop. Outside were two of his most trusted elves, Pike and Mr. Adequate. They were on their break, tossing around a beach ball. "Boy, I wish I didn't have to work on Christmas Eve!" Pike said, as she caught Mr. A's pass.

"If we were in charge, my dear Pike," Mr. A said, "You could spend your days writing Christmas Carols instead of slaving for minimum wage!"

He then turned to Santa. "Slave Driver!" He shouted, as tossed the ball at Santa. "My dear Pike doesn't want to build your shoddy toys anymore! So I'll make sure she never will again!"

Pike and Mr. A jumped Santa, pulling on his beard, kicking him in the belly. "Ho, ho, no..." Santa cried. He struggled to pull them off, but the little scampers wouldn't give. "$15 an hour and 5 weeks vacation!" screamed Pike as she gave Santa a wedgie.

Santa cried in horror. "$15? Do you think this is a for-profit?" Santa scolded, "I'll put you on a shelf, you mischievous elves!" He picked up Mr. A and swung him like a sack, knocking Pike into a tree. He twirled around and around, violently swinging Mr. A. Santa flung the elf far across the mountains. Pike wearily looked on in horror.

"We'll get you, Santa!" She cried, running after her boyelf. Santa continued on, for he was getting tired.

Soon Santa made it to the Polar Bear's Cave. The Polar Bear was fast asleep in her bed. Santa decided to crash on the couch, as the fire inside was nice and warm. "Oh, my feet are so sore."

What seemed like moments later, there was a sharp rap at the door. Polar Bear, who must've been hibernating, was fast asleep. So Santa went to the door and peeked through the peephole. Unfortunatley, it was a reverse peephole, so he couldn't see a thing.

"We see you, fatty!" Yelled a man's voice from the other side. "We got something for you, special delivery from a good friend."

Santa was trusting, but wasn't a fool. "Who are you?" he said. "I'll have you know, I'm in here with a large bear, a bear with a vast gun collection!"

"C'mon Santa," said another man's voice, "We're here with a delivery, not to hurt you."

Santa decided to open the door. If anything maybe this will end all this nonsense.

There stood two smiling men in suits. One was wearing a Darth Vader mask, the other a jaunty fedora. "Merry Christmas, Santa!" they shouted, handing him a FedEx envelope. Santa opened it as they stood there beaming.

"You have been served with a lawsuit by Raistlin and Associates. We hearby claim Christmas for Raistlin and his Associate, Del Murder. Any claim upon Christmas by Mr. Santa Claus aka Kris Kringle aka Saint Nicolas, shall hereby be null and void."

"You're suing me for Christmas!" Santa roared, tearing the papers into tiny pieces.

"Would you rather we kill you?" Del Murder asked.

Santa pondered. "Yes," he said.

Del pulled out a Tommy gun. "Have it your way," he said. But before he could pull the trigger, a giant Polar Bear came leaping from behind Santa, landing on the unknowing duo. "Run Santa!" roared the bear.

Santa ran and ran. He made it all the way to the Ice Bridge. The bridge was very slick and there was nothing to hold onto. When he made halfway across, the was greeted by a large yellow bird.

"KWEH!" it said, flapping it's wings. Santa pet the large bird, the likes he never seen before. He noticed a saddle and hopped on.

"I think this is a new friend!" Santa said, riding the bird across the bridge.

Then the bird suddenly stopped. Flipping Santa off, down into the canyon. As Santa cried, Rudolph swooped down and caught Santa's collar in his mouth. "Rudolph!" Santa yelled in glee, as Rudolph lowered him down.

Santa gave Rudolph a hug. The Yellow Bird landed, with none other than Psychotic on his back.

"Psychotic!" Santa yelled, "How did you get here?" He then noticed Frosty's hat on Psychotic's head.

"Oh, I get by with a little help... from YOUR friends!" he quipped, cackling loudly. The yellow bird popped it's head off, to reveal that it was Loony BoB in a costume.

"BoB! How could you?" Santa cried. "I thought you loved Santa."

"Oh, you blubbering fat turd," BoB sneered, "I love Christmas, not a fat old elf like you. Christmas will be ours, and you can't do anything about it."

Psychotic stepped up and exclaimed, "With the power of Frosty's... nay... MY HAT, I will become the TRUE KING of CHRISTMAS!"

The ground shook wildly as a large moose appeared. On it's back rode the Shaunas. "Not so fast, you wanker," yelled Shauna, "We're takin' Christmas for ourselves!" Matt stood on the back of the beast, bare chested, painted in green and red paint. "You may take our dignity, but we're going to take your Christmas!" he bellowed.

Then came sliding along on the back of a pair of penguins was Pike and Mr. Adequate, who landed on an Electrical Wire and was nothing more than a charred skeleton. "Those who sow the seeds of the holidays shall be the bearer of the fruits!" yelled Pike screamed, swinging a morning star above her diminutive head.

As the penguin made a beeline for Psychotic, a large Yeti landed in it's way, knocking the elves back. DK jumped off the shoulder of the Yeti. "So you found a new mate, mate?" he asked Psychotic.

"Wha..." Psychotic said in shock, "You were frozen to death! What the hell do you suppose I do? Give up?"

"We helped him," said Del Murder, who was riding sidecar on Raistlin's Motorcycle.

"But why?" They all wondered.

Yes we're all wondering why. Why are they trying to take over Christmas? Why are they doing any of this? What happened to Frosty? Where's Mrs. Claus? What does any of this have to do with Christmas? And most of all, who will Take Over Christmas?!

Santa was perplexed by all of this. All he knew was that he was done for, but by whom?

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:10 PM
hahaha nice speech

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:10 PM
Great speeches CA!

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:11 PM
Amazing speech Angus!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:11 PM
Haha, that speech.

65982

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bE7Nln5.png

41. MLT Team Up And Take Over Christmas


RSL & RSL's festive War on Christmas helmet.........1
Loony BoB & Psychotic...............................1
Mister Adequate & Pike..............................2
DK & Psychotic......................................6


Dat Matt & Shauna...................................7
Del Murder & Raistlin...............................12

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:14 PM
Well, he does have murder in his name.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:14 PM
So close. Maybe next year Christmas will be delivered to you all SHAUNASTYLE.

Congrats Del and Raist!

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:15 PM
They'll dominate christmas?

It's still weird when we have a member named that....

Dat Matt
12-12-2015, 03:16 PM
We lost!

http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/5826621/Skeletor-Insults_article_story_large.jpg

Christmas will not be stolen for now at least!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:16 PM
Most Likely To...

CELEBRATE FESTIVUS

The Nominees
:cookie: Colonel Angus :cookie: Pike :cookie: Pheesh :cookie: Mister Adequate :cookie: Shorty :cookie: Spuuky :cookie: Vivi22 :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:17 PM
I WISH NONE OF YOU EVIL HEATHENS LUCK

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:18 PM
happy festivus?

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:19 PM
sharky :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:19 PM
Celebrate Festivus

For those of you who don't know, Festivus is a holiday created for the rest of us who have a great disdain for the overbearing commercialism, forced family get togethers, and tiring decorating that goes with Christmas. Unlike Christmas (and it's Jewish counterpart Hanukkah), Festivus doesn't have any religious connotations. It's just an aluminum pole, some airing of grievances, and to end it, The Feats of Strength.

Those who nominated for this Ciddie all fall under this category. Quite frankly, we're all too busy/poor/cheap to go out and buy presents for everyone who's ever spent a moment of their lives in our lives. We'd rather send Uncle Leo a "Happy Hanukkah" text than sit next to him for eight nights straight while listening to stories about Cousin Jeffrey's job. I swear, if I hear about the Parks Department one more time, I'm going to put that old geezer in a Figure Four Leglock.

Here are the nominees for most likely to celebrate Festivus:

2Spuuky

https://itooktheremote.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/rand-paul.png

Colonel Angus

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/f4/3d/d4f43dc776750df768bea37a3cb08fc1.jpg

Pike

http://i.imgur.com/hRmYMI3.png

Pheesh

http://kramersapartment.com/wp-content/uploads/denim-vest-the-strike-seinfeld1.jpg

Mister Adequate

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Seinfeld-Its-a-Festivus-Miracle.gif

Shorty

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3a/3a17f04d12a5f1cbfca0e2f8661da098224f17bc8dd12056b4d1375f2b0b7fee.jpg

Vivi22

http://kramersapartment.com/wp-content/uploads/mr-kruger-festivus-dinner-flast-the-strike-seinfeld.jpg

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:19 PM
You and your heathenism. BURN THE WITCHES!

Also go vivi!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:21 PM
:excited:

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 03:23 PM
Come on, itsssss Chrriiisssssstttmmaaaaaas!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BHg7hWb.png

40. MLT Celebrate Festivus

RSL.............................1
Shorty..........................3
Spuuky..........................3
Mister Adequate.................4
Pike............................4
Vivi22..........................4


Pheesh..........................5
Colonel Angus...................6

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:24 PM
you evil heathen angus ENJOY YOUR FESTIVUS CIDDIE

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:25 PM
Oh that cranky angus!

Bubba
12-12-2015, 03:26 PM
Angus is rocking the speeches so far!

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 03:27 PM
What a Grinch.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:28 PM
Most Likely To...

LOOK THE SEXIEST WHILE WEARING A SANTA COSTUME

The Nominees
:cookie: Award Claus :cookie: DK :cookie: Freya :cookie: Jess :cookie: Night Fury :cookie: Raistlin :cookie: Rin Heartilly :cookie: Shiny :cookie:

How flattering for me

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:28 PM
Angus is rocking the speeches so far!

I agree. My speech is a pale shadow of his quality!

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:29 PM
https://49.media.tumblr.com/cde20fc2b5009bf8b18cfdcb8ae5188e/tumblr_noys8mkgT11s0my1wo1_250.gif

Yes, who looks sexiest?

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:29 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d30/Sailor_Silver_Star/Starry%20Skies/01_itsudatte_my_santa_mai971.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:29 PM
All of the nominees on this list are beautiful, beautiful people who I wouldn't mind tucking away in my spank bank. The idea of any of them in a Santa costume gives me thoughts that would end me up on the Naughty List, if only they themselves weren't the present. I imagine it would look a little something like this.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/6092541-muscular-santa-claus-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo-sexy-santa_zpseise2tb2.jpg (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/6092541-muscular-santa-claus-isolated-on-white-Stock-Photo-sexy-santa_zpseise2tb2.jpg.html)

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/g1_zpscnhptond.jpg (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/g1_zpscnhptond.jpg.html)

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Mens%20Thong%20Santa%20Kini%20Santa%20Claus%20Fancy%20Dress%2034972_zpsg1etcy0o.jpg (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/Mens%20Thong%20Santa%20Kini%20Santa%20Claus%20Fancy%20Dress%2034972_zpsg1etcy0o.jpg.html)

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/RMC150_zpskzkndrw6.jpg (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/RMC150_zpskzkndrw6.jpg.html)

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Freya
12-12-2015, 03:30 PM
Damn.

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:30 PM
*bans jinx*

*bans award claus*

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:31 PM
65983

Why is the prettiest woman the smallest jpg?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/XA6Weef.png

39. MLT Look The Sexiest While Wearing a Santa Costume


RSL.............................1
Freya...........................1
Night Fury......................1
Shiny...........................1
Award Claus.....................3
Jess............................4
Rin Heartilly...................4


DK..............................7
Raistlin........................8

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:34 PM
Oh

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:34 PM
Oh.

No one tell him. We don't need another bikini picture.

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:35 PM
65984

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:35 PM
well obviously

Colonel Angus
12-12-2015, 03:36 PM
Jinx probably has all those images saved on her laptop.

And more.

Also, THANKS FOR MY FESTIVUS CIDDIE!!!!! :bounce: :omg::bounce: :omg::bounce: :omg::bounce: :omg::bounce: :omg:

And congrats to all the winners so far!

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:36 PM
Ahaha Raistlin :lol:

And MY. I feel my heart rate rising as I read that speech.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:38 PM
Most Likely To...

OBSESS OVER EGGNOG

The Nominees
:cookie: Award Claus :cookie: Freya :cookie: Fynn :cookie: Jar Jar Jinks :cookie: Night Fury :cookie: Pike :cookie: Pumpkin :cookie: Rin Heartilly :cookie: Sephex :cookie:

Bubba
12-12-2015, 03:39 PM
Those pictures make one feel quite inadequate...

Pass me the eggnog.

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:39 PM
YES EGGNOG YES

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:39 PM
So this is a great award. Why? Because eggnog is the greatest drink (yes, drink, Bubba :stare: of all time. Do you like alcohol? Have an alcoholic version. Do you not like alcohol? Have the non-alcoholic version from the grocery store (my preffered eggnog).

http://i.imgur.com/uzFCR8H.jpg

How do I describe eggnog to those who have not had it. It's like... creamier, milk. Creamier, sweeter milk. And thicker. And like a bazillion calories of deliciousness. It tastes like Christmas. It comes out only once a year, making sure it's value and specialness is never diminished, and it brings joy on to our lives.

So here's to you, eggnog!!! And to the winner, I guess.

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:39 PM
I do love eggnog (alcoholic or no).

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:39 PM
I think I want another Eggnog milkshake

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:40 PM
IVE NEVER HAD IT BUT OKAY

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:40 PM
totally not alcoholic RIGHT

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:40 PM
It looks vile!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:41 PM
Fun fact: my local gas station sells eggnog all year round.

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:41 PM
It looks vile!

Leave :stare:

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:41 PM
It looks vile!

You are so wrong

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:42 PM
It looks vile!

Leave :stare:

seconded

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:42 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JPm93A6.png

38. MLT Obsess Over Eggnog


RSL.............................1
Fynn............................1
Rin Heartilly...................1
Pike............................1
Award Claus.....................2
Night Fury......................3
Freya...........................3
Pumpkin.........................5


Jar Jar Jinks...................6
Sephex.........................7

Raistlin
12-12-2015, 03:43 PM
So I get up to discover I've already won the two awards that matter. Del and I would have pranked this Christmas's Ciddies, but without BoB to flip out over it, it's not nearly as entertaining.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit1-1.jpg

http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:44 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Operative word being 'looks'. I never said it 'tasted' vile. :colbert:

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:44 PM
Sephex win is kind of out of left field but congrats!

I shoulda won anyways but whatever youll never understand our love

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:44 PM
ahhhhh!


Also, Sephex won that one? haha I was expecting a Jinx landslide after her talking about it all week. Good job Sephex!

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:44 PM
Congrats Sephex! Enjoy your eggnoggin'

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:44 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Operative word being 'looks'. I never said it 'tasted' vile. :colbert:

Still wrong

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:45 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Operative word being 'looks'. I never said it 'tasted' vile. :colbert:

In response to Fynn who said you were wrong... x}

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:45 PM
I couldn't have lost to a better dude. Let's share a glass of eggnog, Sephex. Congrats! :beer:

Mister Adequate
12-12-2015, 03:46 PM
eggnog has alcholoh in it?

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:46 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Operative word being 'looks'. I never said it 'tasted' vile. :colbert:

Still wrong

You've never even had the stuff :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:47 PM
Most Likely To...

PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS BEFORE HALLOWEEN

The Nominees
:cookie: Award Claus :cookie: Christmas :cookie: escobert :cookie: Freya :cookie: Jar Jar Jinks :cookie: Loony BoB :cookie: Pumpkin :cookie: Rin Heartilly :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:48 PM
damn you people who would put their tree up before the allotted December time

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:48 PM
I thought Americans had Thankgiving as like a natural stop gap for putting up Christmas decorations?

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:48 PM
I thought Americans had Thankgiving as like a natural stop gap for putting up Christmas decorations?

No, November 1st is Christmas, end of.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:48 PM
37. Put up Christmas Decorations Before Halloween

Some people are too excited for the holiday spirit, it actually infects them. Instead of flipping lights on and off like normal ghosts, the christmas spirit takes over your body and makes you put up holiday decorations a bit too early.
These people are a bit more susceptible than others.

Award Claus
Christmas
escobert
Freya
Jar Jar Jinks
Loony BoB
Pumpkin
Rin Heartilly

Let the friendly ghost into your heart so you too can put christmas decorations up too early! Which one of these fine people let the spirit fill them all up on the inside? :D

Colonel Angus
12-12-2015, 03:48 PM
If Jinxi doesn't win this I don't know who will.

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:49 PM
I accept decorations starting December 1st. No earlier :colbert:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:49 PM
I thought Americans had Thankgiving as like a natural stop gap for putting up Christmas decorations?

No, November 1st is Christmas, end of.

and this is why you should win. You have been counting down to Christmas since Christmas.

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:50 PM
That was probably my laziest speech haha.

Colonel Angus
12-12-2015, 03:50 PM
Christmas decorations are acceptable THE DAY AFTER Turkey Day. Please give Turkey Day it's due!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:50 PM
If Jinxi doesn't win this I don't know who will.

Seriously, anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I've been counting down since like...July.

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:50 PM
How would you know? You said you've never had it!

Operative word being 'looks'. I never said it 'tasted' vile. :colbert:

In response to Fynn who said you were wrong... x}

Also referring to appearance

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:51 PM
you and your damn sparkly Christmas countdown pictures :argh:

Colonel Angus
12-12-2015, 03:51 PM
If Jinxi doesn't win this I don't know who will.

Seriously, anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I've been counting down since like...July.
I remember when stores used to have "Christmas in July" sales.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TbSRbw8.png

37. MLT Put Up Christmas Decorations Before Halloween

Freya...........................0
RSL.............................1
Award Claus.....................1
Rin Heartilly...................3
Christmas.......................4
Loony BoB.......................4
Pumpkin.........................4


escobert........................5
Jar Jar Jinks...................8

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:52 PM
Merry Christmas 2016 Jinx!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:52 PM
If Jinxi doesn't win this I don't know who will.

Seriously, anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I've been counting down since like...July.
I remember when stores used to have "Christmas in July" sales.

I almost bought some of that gas station eggnog in July and I was going to put on my Christmas sweater and take a picture whilst drinking it.

Fynn
12-12-2015, 03:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TbSRbw8.png

37. MLT Put Up Christmas Decorations Before Halloween

Freya...........................0
Award Claus.....................1
Rin Heartilly...................3
Christmas.......................4
Loony BoB.......................4
Pumpkin.........................4


escobert........................5
Jar Jar Jinks...................8



And balance is preserved.

Pumpkin
12-12-2015, 03:53 PM
Clearly well deserved! Congrats!

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:53 PM
I didn't get a single vote xD Nice!

Jinx deserved this one though!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:53 PM
OH SHIT I WON

I WON I WON


Another fun fact: I have not yet put up Christmas decorations. To be fair, this is more a credit to me being incredibly lazy, not me lacking Christmas spirit.

THANK YOU EVERYONE

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:54 PM
What! I demand the Ciddie be revoked.

Formalhaut
12-12-2015, 03:54 PM
If Jinxi doesn't win this I don't know who will.

Seriously, anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I've been counting down since like...July.
I remember when stores used to have "Christmas in July" sales.

Christmas in summer? What is this, Australia?

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2015, 03:54 PM
We believe in you, Freya!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:55 PM
Most Likely To...

GET EVERYTHING THEY ASKED FOR THIS CHRISTMAS

The Nominees
:cookie: Dat Matt :cookie: Del Murder :cookie: Jar Jar Jinks :cookie: MissH :cookie: Night Fury :cookie: Pumpkin :cookie: Psychotic :cookie: Shorty :cookie:

Shauna
12-12-2015, 03:55 PM
spoiled brats :mad:

fat_moogle
12-12-2015, 03:55 PM
Congratulations, Jinx! Your last Christmas being non-married!

Jinx
12-12-2015, 03:55 PM
I'm calling Miss H because she is a sweetie pie.

Freya
12-12-2015, 03:56 PM
https://scontent-dfw1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e35/12298919_1236755419673622_1845601886_n.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-12-2015, 03:56 PM
36. Get Everything They Asked For This Christmas

Some people just get everything they want from Santa Claus. This year though, we've come upon some letters to Santa from a certain set of members! What do they want this year and will they get it?


Dear Santa,
I want a new anime dvd box set collection, some new SE store stuff for my XIV character, and a peanut!
Your favorite,
Dat Matt


Dear Santa,
I just wish Psychotic would be put under the heel of my boot for all eternity. I've been a good boy, please let me defeat him in the Thunderdome this year and every year following.
Well Wishes,
Del Murder


Santa,
Look, I just want Vegan superpowers already. Maybe a million dollars too, that'd be nice. If that's too much, some books are a great option as well.
Your favorite good girl,
Jar Jar Jinks


Dear Santa,
This year I would like for everyone to be happy and healthy! Also, I would like a scooter. They seem fun!
Thank you,
MissH


Dear Santa,
I really would like a new dress. I really cute one! Maybe some new shoes too. Also, maybe a raise because, why not?
Thanks,
Night Fury


Santa,
Can I get that super adorable Final Fantasy Mug? Also if you could just make my next semester easy and give me all A's that would be lovely!
Much appreciated,
Pumpkin


Dear Santa,
It has come to my attention that I have a distinct lack of top hats. Now, I need these top hats to look more of the fancy sort. You understand, I'm sure. Please send me some top hats in my direction, perferably through gift wrapped form but falling from the sky is also perfectly acceptable. It will allow me to appear as regal as I feel on the inside. This is all I desire and will make my dreams come true.
The good boy,
Psychotic


Dear Santa,
I want a ship. A large boat. Maybe of the Victorian Era type. I want a massive ship supplied and full of able bodied men. I will be Captain Shorty. I will go on nautical adventures! If you could provide this stocked ship, with all the proper paperwork for international travelling, that'd be swell.
Thank you,
Captain Shorty

Will these people get all they wish for? Let's hope!