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Freya
12-14-2015, 03:18 PM
Someone figured out that the lump of coal Santa gives you can actually be compressed into a rare super diamond that brings you actual luck! Now everyone is trying to be naughty to get a prized lump of coal. Turns out this was Santas wish to help you learn a lesson or something or other.

Countries now have to combat a higher murder rate. In an unprecedented move, Santa has actually agreed to never visit anyone who commits murder or other extreme violent acts.

So how do you get a golden ticket of naughty coal? How will you get on the Naughty List?

blackmage_nuke
12-14-2015, 03:30 PM
I'll just write to Santa and ask for the coal, if I end up on the good list, I get the coal, if I end up on the naughty list I get the coal.

Freya
12-14-2015, 03:30 PM
Breaking the system!

Loony BoB
12-14-2015, 04:06 PM
Actual luck!

Freya
12-14-2015, 04:07 PM
YES! You're lucky! Lottery winner, the like

or wait your saying you'll use luck to get on the naughty list?

Loony BoB
12-14-2015, 04:16 PM
What if it gives you actual bad luck!?

Jinx
12-14-2015, 04:20 PM
As the winner of the MLT Be on the Naughty List Ciddie, I will say that it takes a LOT of hard work.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-14-2015, 04:52 PM
Seems like a fairly effective method.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cobra-commander-kicks-a-puppy.jpg

Colonel Angus
12-14-2015, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't you like to know...

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Laddy
12-14-2015, 11:36 PM
I only look one way whilst crossing the street.

Sephex
12-14-2015, 11:38 PM
Fart in a ziplock bag.

Ayen
12-15-2015, 01:18 AM
Ruin people's fun.

fire_of_avalon
12-15-2015, 01:21 AM
Open that ziplock bag.

Sephex
12-15-2015, 01:25 AM
Open that ziplock bag.

http://i.giphy.com/ig2prrYtG20iQ.gif

Hollycat
12-15-2015, 01:40 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Sephex
12-15-2015, 05:10 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?

theundeadhero
12-15-2015, 05:19 AM
Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.

Hollycat
12-15-2015, 05:58 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?
I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.

Ayen
12-15-2015, 06:06 AM
Do you ever think of the butt hole?

Laddy
12-15-2015, 09:32 PM
I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.

theundeadhero
12-15-2015, 09:59 PM
Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.

Araciel
12-16-2015, 12:53 AM
That thing we did that one time.

Shiny
12-16-2015, 05:37 PM
By jaywalking feverently.

Mr. Carnelian
12-16-2015, 05:41 PM
Wouldn't you like to know...

66014

Saucy!

On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest! ^^;

Ayen
12-16-2015, 09:15 PM
If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.

Madame Adequate
12-16-2015, 10:11 PM
I farted.

Pike
12-16-2015, 10:56 PM
by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans

Bri
12-17-2015, 08:46 PM
Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much:jokey: