How do you get on the Naughty list?

[Freya]

Someone figured out that the lump of coal Santa gives you can actually be compressed into a rare super diamond that brings you actual luck! Now everyone is trying to be naughty to get a prized lump of coal. Turns out this was Santas wish to help you learn a lesson or something or other.

Countries now have to combat a higher murder rate. In an unprecedented move, Santa has actually agreed to never visit anyone who commits murder or other extreme violent acts.

So how do you get a golden ticket of naughty coal? How will you get on the Naughty List?

[blackmage_nuke]

I'll just write to Santa and ask for the coal, if I end up on the good list, I get the coal, if I end up on the naughty list I get the coal.

[Freya]

Breaking the system!

[Loony BoB]

Actual luck!

[Freya]

YES! You're lucky! Lottery winner, the like

or wait your saying you'll use luck to get on the naughty list?

[Loony BoB]

What if it gives you actual bad luck!?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Seems like a fairly effective method.

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[Colonel Angus]

Wouldn't you like to know...

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[Laddy]

I only look one way whilst crossing the street.

[Sephex]

Fart in a ziplock bag.

[Ayen]

Ruin people's fun.

[fire_of_avalon]

Open that ziplock bag.

[Sephex]

Open that ziplock bag.

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[Hollycat]

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

[Sephex]

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?

[theundeadhero]

Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.

[Hollycat]

You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.

Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?
I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.

[Ayen]

Do you ever think of the butt hole?

[Laddy]

I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.

[theundeadhero]

Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.

[Araciel]

That thing we did that one time.

[Shiny]

By jaywalking feverently.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Wouldn't you like to know...

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Saucy!

On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest! ^^;

[Ayen]

If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.

[Madame Adequate]

I farted.

[Pike]

by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans

[Bri]

Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much:jokey: