View Full Version : How do you get on the Naughty list?
Freya
12-14-2015, 03:18 PM
Someone figured out that the lump of coal Santa gives you can actually be compressed into a rare super diamond that brings you actual luck! Now everyone is trying to be naughty to get a prized lump of coal. Turns out this was Santas wish to help you learn a lesson or something or other.
Countries now have to combat a higher murder rate. In an unprecedented move, Santa has actually agreed to never visit anyone who commits murder or other extreme violent acts.
So how do you get a golden ticket of naughty coal? How will you get on the Naughty List?
blackmage_nuke
12-14-2015, 03:30 PM
I'll just write to Santa and ask for the coal, if I end up on the good list, I get the coal, if I end up on the naughty list I get the coal.
Freya
12-14-2015, 03:30 PM
Breaking the system!
Loony BoB
12-14-2015, 04:06 PM
Actual luck!
Freya
12-14-2015, 04:07 PM
YES! You're lucky! Lottery winner, the like
or wait your saying you'll use luck to get on the naughty list?
Loony BoB
12-14-2015, 04:16 PM
What if it gives you actual bad luck!?
sharkythesharkdogg
12-14-2015, 04:52 PM
Seems like a fairly effective method.
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cobra-commander-kicks-a-puppy.jpg
Colonel Angus
12-14-2015, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't you like to know...
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Laddy
12-14-2015, 11:36 PM
I only look one way whilst crossing the street.
Sephex
12-14-2015, 11:38 PM
Fart in a ziplock bag.
fire_of_avalon
12-15-2015, 01:21 AM
Open that ziplock bag.
Sephex
12-15-2015, 01:25 AM
Open that ziplock bag.
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Hollycat
12-15-2015, 01:40 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.
Sephex
12-15-2015, 05:10 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.
Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?
theundeadhero
12-15-2015, 05:19 AM
Put a tack on my sister's chair. I might even place the tack in a ziplock bag with the pointy end sticking out.
Hollycat
12-15-2015, 05:58 AM
You get on the naughty list by touching a butt without asking.
Real quick, is the butt in a zip lock bag?
I would hope not. the texture is half the joy.
Do you ever think of the butt hole?
Laddy
12-15-2015, 09:32 PM
I think the 3rd-grade level of these conversations earn us all a place on the Naughty List.
theundeadhero
12-15-2015, 09:59 PM
Progress! At this time six months ago I was only conversating on the 2nd-grade level.
Araciel
12-16-2015, 12:53 AM
That thing we did that one time.
Shiny
12-16-2015, 05:37 PM
By jaywalking feverently.
Mr. Carnelian
12-16-2015, 05:41 PM
Wouldn't you like to know...
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Saucy!
On a related note, does Santa look at browsing histories? I'm not asking for myself, of course. Nothing to see here, Santa, honest! ^^;
If he does I'm def on the Naughty List.
Madame Adequate
12-16-2015, 10:11 PM
I farted.
by continuing to be attracted to elves instead of humans
Easy! Do the opposite of all good things and sing to Marilyn Manson's Tainted Love song..thank you very much:jokey:
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