game: silly question, silly answer

[Shaibana]

hellow folks :D

i think the game explains itself :P

answer the silly question from the person above with a silly answer :D and then ask a silly question yourself!!


ill start!
why are christmasballs round?

[CactuarKing]

Banana

What colour are Blitzballs?

[Fynn]

Very.

Are this guy as sick as he look?

[CactuarKing]

A honey and mustard dressing.

When is Easter 2016?

[Fynn]

Probably at the opposite time of year as Wester 6102.

Is there a better Chris than Chris Pratt?

[CactuarKing]

Probably at the opposite time of year as Wester 6102.

Is there a better Chris than Chris Pratt?

Harrison Ford

What do you like to do in your spare time?

[Fynn]

Myself.

What is the deal with Dysley?

[CactuarKing]

First card was a Queen, second an Ace.

Why is cucumber tasteless?

[Fynn]

You cannot grasp the true form.

When choosing kitchen countertops, do you go for stone or artificial materials?

[CactuarKing]

Baked beans.

How do you find yourself?

[Shaibana]

on a tuesday you have to lick a spoon while doing the birdydance. at 03:00 exactly you will find yourself

why are plants green?

[Fynn]

They're green with envy. Of Shaibana's awesome signature.

Why is FMA Brotherhood the best anime ever?

[FFNut]

Because of the rotation of the sun around the earth.

Who ate the last cookie?

[Fynn]

Number 2.

Do FF Nuts taste like cashew nuts?

[FFNut]

Popcorn

Why is Squall so tall?

[Fynn]

Because I am he.

So anyway, how's your sex life?

[FFNut]

Oblivion

Why are circles square?

[CactuarKing]

Pythagorus.

How do I get to the Moon?

[Fynn]

Step 1: You need a brainwashed brother.

Is anything, like, MY opinion, man?

[CactuarKing]

A colonic irrigation.

Dude, where is my car?

[FFNut]

Gone with the wind.

can you drive me?

[CactuarKing]

Sorry, who are you?

When is the next full moon?

[CactuarKing]

An elephant.


Did it hurt?

[FFNut]

When asteroids gets a remake

should I nap for an hour

[CactuarKing]

Twenty seven squared.


What is your pet's name?

[Shaibana]

Bikkel, mama, argos, parker, henk, gerrit, floki and sonja


how high can an elephant jump?

[CactuarKing]

Archibald.


What is a philatelist?

[Fynn]

A Phil who ate his list

What does the moogle's pompom do?

[FFNut]

Helps with dancing balance.

Yellow or red?

[Shaibana]

yellow

why do onions smell?

[CactuarKing]

Purple


How many moogles does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Fynn]

So many.

What is real?

[CactuarKing]

Unreal

Why?

[Shaibana]

this game is not as fun as i imagened :3 i demand longer answers!

[CactuarKing]

That wasn't a question.

When setting off on a journey of 300 miles, do you use a Sat-Nav?

[Shaibana]

i could get lost in my own backyard.. so yeah..

why is it so dark outside? D:

[Fynn]

Because it's winter and you're living in the Polar area. Have fun waiting for the sun to come out in three months.

Seriously, though, why's it so cold?

[Shaibana]

Because it's winter and you're living in the Polar area.


where is the snow?

[CactuarKing]

Due to the polar express.


Why is Christmas in December?

[Mr. Carnelian]

It isn't. You're just being tricked into thinking it is by an international conspiracy, run by the lizard people and their sinister overlord, Grover :grover:. ACTUAL Christmas is in March. Why the smurf would it be in December? It's far too cold in the northen hemisphere in December, and far too warm in the southern hemisphere. Only a total eejit would schedule a holiday at that time of year. Honestly, I'm surprised you fell for the deception.

What is the meaning of life? Answer in twenty words or more.

[CactuarKing]

I could take around twenty words to answer this but the answer has already been decided upon by Deep Thought and has been decided upon as "Forty Two"

Where is Venus?

[Fynn]

In Uranus. Ha!

Which train do I need to take to find my sense of self?

[CactuarKing]

A Soul Train which leaves platform nine and three quarters after midnight on the fifth!!

Why do birds, suddenly appear?

[Mr. Carnelian]

That happens every time you're near? Maybe they just long to be close to you. It's possibly the same reason why stars fall down from the sky. Do you happen to have moondust in your hair and starlight in your eyes?

Who put the bop in the bop-shi-bop-shi-bop?

[Midgar Mist]

The ram a lama ding dong didn't turn up.

Why did the sky taste purple for a second?

[CactuarKing]

A unicorn that was passing developed flatulence.

What is your favourite Justin Bieber song?

[Bri]

Never say never

Did you taste the flavors of the rainbow yesterday?

[Fynn]

I am not trying giraffe piss.

So what's crackalackin'?

[CactuarKing]

A good joke!

Where is Amarillo and will you show ne the way?

[Midgar Mist]

Yes just go up to the arctic circle and take a nose dive off the planet

Is that a cactuar I see before me?

[CactuarKing]

No, it's a moistachioed horse!

Are watermelons tasty?

[Bri]

Liver and onions sauted in sugar water

What color is the dark side of the moon at night?

[Formalhaut]

ALL THE COLOURS.


Why do I hurt all over?

[Bri]

Fell down the stairs from one of your sleepwalking episodes

What did Jon snow have for dinner before going into hibernation for the winter

[Ayen]

Strawberries!

WHY DOES THE MOON FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE?!

[Midgar Mist]

That's not the moon its Pluto

Why are Ducks orange?

[CactuarKing]

Because blue was taken.

If I leave point A travelling 50 miles per hour for 10 mins, then stop for 2 days, why does it rain?

[Ayen]

The sky's crying 'cause it hates math.

If I cut open a leprechaun would lucky charms spill out?

[fat_moogle]

Because people started feeding them basketballs.

Why does every day end with a day?

[CactuarKing]

Aardvarks eat them all.

When is the best time to join the circus?

[Midgar Mist]

At the end of time

Is money made out of clouds?

[Ayen]

No, it's made out of grass. Cloud is made out of candy.

Why are rubber bands not made out of metal?

[CactuarKing]

Health and safety forbid it.

Who are you? Who who? Who who?

[fat_moogle]

I'm CactuarKing.

How come Cacti can grow a moustache but not a beard?

[CactuarKing]

The same reason moogles grow bobbles.

Are you my Daddy?

[Midgar Mist]

No, I'm your Uncle's Aunt

Is there a tree with a family stuck in it?

[CactuarKing]

It's the circle of life!!

Where is the fire that burns within you?

[Wolf Kanno]

That's either the feeling you get when you eat Taco Bell, or spontaneously combustion. Either way, you may need to call in sick tomorrow.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

[Ayen]

Because when you were born they made a pact that they were going to follow you to the ends of the earth and poop on your car. Every. Single. Day.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Mr. Carnelian]

Right here. I, Mr Carnelian, am Carmen Sandiego! It's just one of the many aliases I use to carry out my evil crimes. I am a master of disguise. You see that guy outside the window? No, not that one, to the right of him. That's me. I'm always watching you. :stare:

How would you retell the story of 'A Christmas Carol' using only members of EoFF?

[FFNut]

With sock puppets

who hop would win in a fight, an Luigi or Princess Peach?

[Midgar Mist]

Mama mia!

What does a Triangle do for a living?

[Ayen]

Be the Triforce.

How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

[FFNut]

Apples and Oranges.

Would i I become a dancing legend if I put a tutu on with a dance jam?

[CactuarKing]

A lemon.

Where o where o where is Shadow?

[Midgar Mist]

Fax, Gandalfs horse

Is there a Lord inside a ring?

[Zanmato]

He's married.

Where's my magic stick?

[CactuarKing]

That Sir is rude.

Why does the light go off when the fridge door closes?

[Zanmato]

Chuck Norris.

Whom Metallica seeks to destroy?

[Ayen]

Fangirls.

What is a man?

[CactuarKing]

A non-muppet.

Are trampolines just for gymnasts?

[FFNut]

Gorillas

ever had had a Moose meat sandwich?

[Midgar Mist]

Chocolate antlers

What's the capital of the milky way?

[Zanmato]

Mars.

For whom the bell tolls?

[Midgar Mist]

The BeeGees

How many miles must a barbie doll walk, before she becomes a my little pony?

[Zanmato]

Just a little.

What would happen if dinosaurs survived?

[Ayen]

They would live in an alternate reality and evolve into humans.

Why is all the rum gone?

[FFNut]

Because of Salad dressing.

Who wants to to pick my nose?

[Midgar Mist]

Something less gross

Who shot Snoopy?

[Bri]

Bear Grylls

Did Rain man really danced and sang under the rain or was did Elvis baked a an apple dutch pie?

[CactuarKing]

Eleven times one to the power of four.

Are we there yet?

[FFNut]

2 days of feasting.

What came first, the rooster or the duck?

[Midgar Mist]

The Year of the Rat

In what year was fantasy land discovered by some guy?

[FFNut]

Hockey sticks

who won the 1986 figure skating gold medal?

[CactuarKing]

Alfred Nobel

If I had 6 bags of sweets and ate 5, what would I have?

[Shaibana]

the most obvious and internet'ish answer would be: diabetis

why are apples round?

[Galuf]

the most obvious and internet'ish answer would be: diabetis

why are apples round?

Kitten tails

why are rocks hard

[Ayen]

Because they're always so horny.

Why do I have to wait a week to catch the next episode of my favorite show?

[CactuarKing]

The real reason for this is sparkly vampire apathy.

Is there any point on the compass better than SSW?

[Zanmato]

The Golden Compass will give you the answer.

Is our planet really ours?

[Galuf]

No its mine

where do the clouds fly?

[CactuarKing]

Near the space bar.


Are we alone in the Universe?

[fat_moogle]

No, there are people who aren't on EOFF.

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. But where is it?

[CactuarKing]

Quina ate it.

If I leave work now travelling at 30 miles per hour, and it takes me 5 minutes, where did I leave my walrus?

[Midgar Mist]

I AM the walrus!

Who painted my roses red?

[CactuarKing]

Grindlewald


In Harry Potter, if Dumbledore is so smart, why did he put the Horcrux-ring on his finger?

[FFNut]

To get to the other side

How many bunches are in honey bunches

[CactuarKing]

8,742




When is the summer solstice?

[FFNut]

On the eve of madness

When did the cat find out it was special?

[CactuarKing]

Upon placing the red and white stripey hat onto his head.

Why does it always rain on me?

[Midgar Mist]

Too obvious

How much more sillies can we silly ask?

[CactuarKing]

Until the man in a van from Milan called Stan has a plan.


Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

[Bri]

In Johnny Bravos hair

What is red, gigantic and barks

[Ayen]

Clliford the big Red Dog.

What's yellow with pink polka dots?

[FFNut]

The Poka-Roo

who has more Gil, Edward or Sabin?

[Formalhaut]

What is the meaning of gil? Is it just some nebulous currency whose form is spotted everywhere in many different worlds within Final Fantasy? Or does it speak of the human condition, that life-saving potions must be purchased at market price? More insidiously, gil can typically only be received through the inexplicable hunting of monsters, whose internal organs appear to turn into gil the moment of its death. The wounded traveller, faced with grievous wounds and even more grievous prices, is left with no choice but to venture out once more to slay more monsters to scrape together enough money for a potion.

Healing magic may go some way, but even that must be replenished eventually through ethers, again sold for an even more exorbitant price. Even when gil isn't used for healing, it is instead used to purchase the weapons of war: swords, guns, staves. Gil funds a perpetual cycle of death and destruction, when in turn provides more gil for even better swords and even better magic.

Gil is tainted in the blood of monsters, fiends, call them what you will. When will the people of Final Fantasy realise to stop this cycle and prevent the marketisation of life-saving medicines? Down with big pharma! Down with our capitalist overlords!

... but Edward probably has more gil, though. I mean, dude's a prince.



My question! What happens when I combine a small child with a speeding truck?

[Ayen]

A funeral.

Wait, that's not silly. Uhh...

Truck Boy. Half truck, half boy. TRUCK BOY!

Why don't ducks fly?

[Midgar Mist]

They are lazy

Why has that insane asylum landed in my back yard?

[FFNut]

It thinks your flowers smell pretty.

Why am I not over here but over there?

[Ayen]

Because over here is a terrible place to be, but over there. It's a pretty cool hangout spot. Has most of the nightclub scene going on. Good opportunity to meet new people.

What's a Canadian?

[CactuarKing]

A Canadian is a mythical creature whose actual name has been lost over time.

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[Midgar Mist]

Me and the monkey will never stop laughing at cactuar jokes

What is the name of my name?

[Ayen]

Ms. Namedom.

Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas?

[Midgar Mist]

Take Britain and multiply by 2

How long does it take 100 doctors to write 100 prescriptions?

[Formalhaut]

Stop the wastage of paper you monster! Surely there's a more eco-friendly option available!



Complete the sequence: One, Four, ________ , Seven, Eighteen, Thirty.

[CactuarKing]

Pie. The answer is pie.

What is your favourite type of moustache?

[Midgar Mist]

Look at those horse riding Amigos!

If Enrique Iglasias is singing, how long before I drown in a boring puddle of emotion?

[CactuarKing]

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

What is a Dragoon Fruit and is it good in a fruit salad?

[Midgar Mist]

Cid Highwind

Did Tifa have plastic surgery?