What would you do if you found a box of kittens at your door?

[Galuf]

What the title says.

Id take em in. Wash em. And hope to god they have a safe happy life

[Bubba]

I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.

[Pumpkin]

Pet them

[Formalhaut]

Collapse from the adorable-ness. Frolick with the lovely kittens. Become one with them.

Sensibly though, I'd probably keep them safe indoors and call an animal charity for advice.

[Galuf]

I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens

[Loony BoB]

I think Smitzy would try to murder them so I'd have be bloody careful. I'd probably lock them in the bathroom so she can't get to them, and then call the appropriate group to come and collect them (SPCA? I dunno).

[Bubba]

I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens

Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to them. Best for all involved.

[Galuf]

I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens

Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to
them. Best for all involved.

Id say that was cruel. But it was probably a better option. Oh well. I didnt mean to make this thread into a serious thing. It was just supposed to be a wee joke

[Bubba]

I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens

Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to
them. Best for all involved.

Id say that was cruel. But it was probably a better option. Oh well. I didnt mean to make this thread into a serious thing. It was just supposed to be a wee joke

Erm... I was joking about setting fire to them?

[Madame Adequate]

My mom would go insane with joy and we would take them in, feed and groom and bathe them and stuff, pet them forever, and then utterly fail when it came time to hand them over to a shelter so they could be adopted out, and we would suddenly have like five more cats.

[Freya]

How many are there? I would love them and keep them if it was just a few. If it was like 7, I'd love them and try to give them away to friends so I knew they had good homes and keep a few. MEOW!

BF can't say to no more kitties if they are left at our door! They're already here, Dalton, we can't throw them out. KITTIES

[Shauna]

I hope you're not beating yourself up about those kittens again, Galuf. :3

Anyway they would go straight to an animal rehousing place because Matt is incredibly allergic to cats. :(

[Psychotic]

Name them all KING ROBERT. And then maybe eat them.

[Galuf]

Well tbh i got the idea of this thread because: i was playing destiny with my friends and it seems i kept mentioning kittens. One time i died because a box behind me and my friend was like "uh oh did you get killed by a box of kittens". Then it became a joke that everytime we died it was because of my box of kittens. And our objective was to open the chest and that saves the kittens. Then we made a clan called the box of kittens. So yeah.

Also no shauna im not. Im just trying to have a wee fun

[FFNut]

That kinda happend to me 13 years ago, they are both very happy sleeping away the day.

[Mirage]

I hope you're not beating yourself up about those kittens again, Galuf. :3

Anyway they would go straight to an animal rehousing place because Matt is incredibly allergic to cats. :(

What a cruel fate.

[starlet]

Find homes for some but would probably end up keeping one. Or 3.....

[Hollycat]

Kittens are a lot of work. I'd probably take them to the humane society.

[Mirage]

Find homes for some but would probably end up keeping one. Or 3.....
Let's stop at two.

Each.

[starlet]

Your attempt at showing restraint is cute ;)

[BreakfastGrilledCheese]

There's a no kill shelter in town, and they had a lot of success with finding homes for their cats this past holiday season so I'd probably take them there.
If they couldn't take them then I'd probably post about the incident on the subreddit for Atlanta and try to personally find homes for them.
I'd probably keep one.

[Zeldy]

erh merh god I would adopt them and call them my cat babies.

[Dark_Valentine]

This happened to me awhile back. We got like 7 kittens and the mother! We ended up "capturing" them because they were pretty wild, found someone to take the mother, and then someone else took all of the kittens. I already had two cats so there was no way I could keep any of them unfortunately.

[Shiny]

Trash can them like Lucious did to his son in Empire.

[Ayen]

Tell my parents and one of them would probably call an animal shelter or something. Since I'm allergic I know they wouldn't want to bring the cats inside, so a neighbor would probably take care of them in the meantime.

[Leigh]

Pick up the box and place it in front of a neighbours door and sneak away quietly. Problem solved.

[blackmage_nuke]

Get an animal shelter or something to deal with it. A box of puppies would be a different story though.

[escobert]

I would keep them all!

[Bri]

I would keep them all!

Awwww, I know you would sweetheart :heart: