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Ayen
01-20-2016, 09:00 PM
You ever watch a movie that you loved when you were younger, and then went back to it and went, "Holy crap, this is terrible!"

I think my biggest example of this right now was with the old Spawn movie. As a kid I used to love it and considered it one of my favorite superhero movies, but today? Oh my god, does it look cheesy as hell (lol puns). The special effects look like something that'd be in a PSX video game, not a Hollywood action movie. The soundtrack is still good, though.

Van Helsing is another. At the time I remember people praising it for its special effects, and criticizing it for not having much meat in the story itself. Watching it today you can see how much the CGI has aged. And the acting at times, sweet merciful Jesus were we supposed to take Dracula seriously? That whole scene with him ranting to his wives were hilarious.

A more recent example was when I caught a glimpse of the 2002 Spider-Man for work. This movie was responsible for the current comic book craze in our media we have today, but going back to it was gut-wrenching. It's just so campy, and I know that's the bloody point, I'm familiar with Sam Raimi's work (honestly think Hercules and Xena aged better), but it's too corny and I don't think I could sit through it again. If any Spider-Man flick came out of the 1960's it's that one. Though it is interesting to see how far comic book movies have come in just the past decade.

Your turn.

Shorty
01-20-2016, 09:06 PM
Saw Neverending Story in theaters over the summer. It was not great. 0/10 would not recommend watching again as an adult.

Kalevala
01-20-2016, 09:29 PM
I loved Schumacher's Batman & Robin when it came out...

I was like 5, lay off.

Ayen
01-20-2016, 10:33 PM
I loved Schumacher's Batman & Robin when it came out...

I was like 5, lay off.

I was a kid too, so you'll get no grief from me.

Hell, I was so hyped by all the commericals and what they were throwing into it I thought it was going to be a two parter and my mom waved the idea off. Yes, there was once a time where the mere idea of a movie being in two parts was laughable.

Mirage
01-20-2016, 10:35 PM
Saw Neverending Story in theaters over the summer. It was not great. 0/10 would not recommend watching again as an adult.

Thanks for the heads up.

Ayen
01-20-2016, 10:40 PM
I watched it again as an adult and loved it, so... :monster:

Crop
01-20-2016, 10:54 PM
A more recent example was when I caught a glimpse of the 2002 Spider-Man for work. This movie was responsible for the current comic book craze in our media we have today, but going back to it was gut-wrenching. It's just so campy, and I know that's the bloody point, I'm familiar with Sam Raimi's work (honestly think Hercules and Xena aged better), but it's too corny and I don't think I could sit through it again. If any Spider-Man flick came out of the 1960's it's that one. Though it is interesting to see how far comic book movies have come in just the past decade.


Spiderman 1 was, is and always will be fantastic. Bettered only by the sequel.

DMKA
01-21-2016, 12:02 AM
I was 11 when this came out and I thought it was AWESOME!!!111!!!1one!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Mortal_kombat_annihilation.jpg

I saw it again when I was 20 and I couldn't even sit all the way through it. It was so bad I was physically cringing, especially at the anything-but-special effects when Liu Kang turned into a dragon and Shao Kahn turned into a hydra...type...thing. Oh my God was it bad. Knowing that I actually enjoyed it at one time in my life made it unbearable.

I mean at least I can rewatch the god awful 1994 Street Fighter movie (which came out when I was nine, and I also liked) today for cheap laughs.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/StreetFighterMoviePoster.jpg

It's so bad it's good, and with a few drinks and a couple of friends it can be thoroughly enjoyed, and is thus redeemed by still being an entertaining film. But MK Annihilation is just so bad it's horrible. It has no redeeming qualities, and aside of being based on MK I just can't see what 11 year old me liked about it. It's just short of being the lowest of the low for video game adaptations (because it's still not as bad as the crap Uwe Boll "directed").

Ayen
01-21-2016, 12:21 AM
That movie was so bad they reused a death scene for another character.

They couldn't even be assed to film a new death scene!

DMKA
01-21-2016, 02:59 AM
That movie was so bad they reused a death scene for another character.

They couldn't even be assed to film a new death scene!

Ahaha, they did? I don't find that hard to believe.

Forsaken Lover
01-21-2016, 03:24 AM
Men in Black. I love the actors in it and the premise but he comedy is just a little too...young for me now.

I really liked the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie as a kid. It's unwatchable to me now. Another case of terrible execution. Also a case of me loving the far superior TV series.

DMKA
01-21-2016, 03:35 AM
I really liked the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie as a kid. It's unwatchable to me now. Another case of terrible execution. Also a case of me loving the far superior TV series.

I'm not even really sure how the Buffy series ended up happening. I've actually met more than a handful of fans of the tv series who had no idea there was a movie it was based off of. The movie is a cheesy comedy that doesn't take itself seriously which is the polar opposite of the show.

Ayen
01-21-2016, 07:13 AM
That movie was so bad they reused a death scene for another character.

They couldn't even be assed to film a new death scene!

Ahaha, they did? I don't find that hard to believe.

Ermac and Rain both fall into a fire pit, so they just recycle the same shot for each.



I really liked the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie as a kid. It's unwatchable to me now. Another case of terrible execution. Also a case of me loving the far superior TV series.

I'm not even really sure how the Buffy series ended up happening. I've actually met more than a handful of fans of the tv series who had no idea there was a movie it was based off of. The movie is a cheesy comedy that doesn't take itself seriously which is the polar opposite of the show.

I think a lot of it was Joss wanting to do his creation justice, alongside the timing of a young Warner Bros. network being more willing to take risks with a new idea than any of the major networks.

Sephex
01-21-2016, 10:06 PM
Most old video game based cartoons. I like them for nostalgic value, but objectively they are pretty terrible. Meaning the old Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Legend of Zelda cartoon, Captain N: The Game Master, etc.

DMKA
01-22-2016, 02:14 AM
Most old video game based cartoons. I like them for nostalgic value, but objectively they are pretty terrible. Meaning the old Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Legend of Zelda cartoon, Captain N: The Game Master, etc.

God bless those cartoons. Where would the Youtube Poop community be without them?

Chibi Youkai
01-22-2016, 03:36 AM
We were talking about this at work the other day, and Spawn was the first title that came up in that conversation as well. Highlander has fared very poorly over the years. The effects were ripped off of raiders of the ark and weren't great even when it came out, and has only gotten worse. At least it has a redeeming factor in the Queen soundtrack.

MJN SEIFER
01-24-2016, 06:49 PM
Ermac and Rain both fall into a fire pit, so they just recycle the same shot for each.

Baraka and Rain, which makes it worst. If it had been Ermac, they could have at least had the excuse that they both look like ninjas.

I still want to watch it again though, if anything it could be a guilty pleasure movie for me. The first Mortal Kombat movie's pretty decent though, in my opinion.

Ayen
01-24-2016, 07:12 PM
Huh, could have swore it was Ermac. Both ninjas were pretty underused regardless.

Mortal Kombat Conquest at least redeemed Rain and Shao Kahn after that crap fest.

FFNut
01-24-2016, 10:41 PM
i remember loving the movie Super Mario Bros. Only because it was Mario though. Looking back at it though... Ouch.

black orb
01-25-2016, 03:59 AM
>>> The first 3 episodes of star wars I guess.. I remember I was very excited about them when they came out. LOL :luca:

Wolf Kanno
01-25-2016, 05:29 AM
Probably most of the cartoon shows I grew up with in the 80s. I remember when Toonami started re-airing Thundercats when I was in Middle School and was pretty thrown off by how silly the whole thing was. Still a fun show but I remember it being more epic and less campy. I can only imagine what He-Man is like now. I have the first season on DVD as a gag gift and I'm seriously afraid to watch it...

krissy
01-25-2016, 06:19 AM
gundam wing

endless waltz still rocks though

Sephex
01-25-2016, 08:04 AM
Most old video game based cartoons. I like them for nostalgic value, but objectively they are pretty terrible. Meaning the old Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Legend of Zelda cartoon, Captain N: The Game Master, etc.

God bless those cartoons. Where would the Youtube Poop community be without them?

This is sad, but a friend of mine and myself used to get rip roaring drunk in the middle of the week constantly and watch stuff like that for hours back in 2007/2008. Whenever I see one today I automatically taste booze or feel a bit drunk.

Forsaken Lover
01-25-2016, 08:05 AM
I've never liked A New Hope because it is really dated. Everything feels wrong. I remember even Vader's iconic voice sounds awful.

Labella
01-25-2016, 08:22 AM
My friend n I were reminiscing bout wat shows we loved watching as a kid n out of character she went n bought (online) the DVD boxset of the all seasons of Sailor Moon. A week ago she tried (n failed) to get me to watch it again with her.

" IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL..."

ME: *Presses eject button*

FFNut
01-25-2016, 02:25 PM
Probably most of the cartoon shows I grew up with in the 80s. I remember when Toonami started re-airing Thundercats when I was in Middle School and was pretty thrown off by how silly the whole thing was. Still a fun show but I remember it being more epic and less campy. I can only imagine what He-Man is like now. I have the first season on DVD as a gag gift and I'm seriously afraid to watch it...


He-Man is pretty bad, so was transformers cartoon. However I still watch both when I see them.

Forsaken Lover
01-26-2016, 09:29 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?

I loved them so growing up. Everyone loved HI, actually.

CactuarKing
01-26-2016, 09:41 AM
Echoing earlier sentiments, 80's cartoons. I remember hero-worshipping He-man and watching it religiously.

Watching it now........:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Fynn
01-26-2016, 09:42 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?

I loved them so growing up. Everyone loved HI, actually.

Friends is still golden, though

Shorty
01-26-2016, 03:18 PM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?

I loved them so growing up. Everyone loved HI, actually.

I rewatch Newsradio regularly. The only thing dated about it to me is the quality and the fashion. The jokes and humor are all solid.

I hate Home Improvement because I hate Tim Allen.

Kalevala
01-26-2016, 04:39 PM
I hate Home Improvement because I hate Tim Allen.

You mean to tell me you don't like his wacky manly high-jinks?

Shorty
01-26-2016, 05:10 PM
I hate Home Improvement because I hate Tim Allen.

You mean to tell me you don't like his wacky manly high-jinks?

I mean.

http://www.sparefoot.com/self-storage/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/home-improvement.jpg

Laddy
01-26-2016, 05:13 PM
When I was 6 I genuinely loved the Dungeons & Dragons movie. It was my first "true" fantasy film.

Kalevala
01-26-2016, 06:08 PM
I mean.

http://www.sparefoot.com/self-storage/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/home-improvement.jpg

This is going to be my next set.

Ayen
01-27-2016, 02:31 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?

I loved them so growing up. Everyone loved HI, actually.

Rosanne aged pretty well in my opinion. I haven't watched any Home Improvement lately.

While re-watching Full House it was a bit more cringe worthy at certain parts, but I can still sit through it and enjoy it for the most part.

Midgar Mist
01-27-2016, 02:44 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?
Rosanne aged pretty well in my opinion.

I heard about how they ended Roseanne. That many storylines were in fact the story the character Roseanne was writing a novel about and in their reality her children were with the opposite partners and Dan had died of a heart attack.

What a cop out....:grumble:

Ayen
01-27-2016, 02:47 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?
Rosanne aged pretty well in my opinion.

I heard about how they ended Roseanne. That many storylines were in fact the story the character Roseanne was writing a novel about and in their reality her children were with the opposite partners and Dan had died of a heart attack.

What a cop out....:grumble:

We don't talk about that!

It never happened :shifty:

Midgar Mist
01-27-2016, 04:08 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms? Has anybody gone back and watched Home Improvement or Rosanne to see if they aged well?
Rosanne aged pretty well in my opinion.

I heard about how they ended Roseanne. That many storylines were in fact the story the character Roseanne was writing a novel about and in their reality her children were with the opposite partners and Dan had died of a heart attack.

What a cop out....:grumble:

We don't talk about that!

It never happened :shifty:

Good, i can just chalk it up to one of my crazy dreams :shifty:

blackmage_nuke
01-27-2016, 10:52 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms?

I highly recommend Third Rock from the Sun, it's just as funny now as it was back then, maybe even more so.

Mr. Carnelian
01-27-2016, 11:46 AM
What about some 90s sitcoms?

I highly recommend Third Rock from the Sun, it's just as funny now as it was back then, maybe even more so.

Eh. It was funny for the first two seasons, but then it started to run a bit thin.

Pumpkin
01-27-2016, 04:56 PM
The older Degrassi's. Still watch them but man are they dated