Night Fury
01-29-2016, 07:36 PM
In this thread let's discuss how Revels are the worst.
For those not in the know, Revels are chocolates that were sent from HELL to annoy. It's a variety bag of rather awful or bland flavours. Orange, coffee, toffee, raisin, chocolate, Malteser, nut....
They all sound okay right? Wrong. This is a bag of chocolate sent to mock you. You love the Maltesers! So why are there only 2 in the bag and 9 coffee ones?! What's with that?
I only ever get Revels if my mum or Stepdad go out and buy a sharer bag each for a treat. They may as well just punch me in the face! Nobody wants this Russian roulette of chocolate... Just buy a bag of Maltesers or BUTTONS and skip the shitty ones!
Blech!
For those not in the know, Revels are chocolates that were sent from HELL to annoy. It's a variety bag of rather awful or bland flavours. Orange, coffee, toffee, raisin, chocolate, Malteser, nut....
They all sound okay right? Wrong. This is a bag of chocolate sent to mock you. You love the Maltesers! So why are there only 2 in the bag and 9 coffee ones?! What's with that?
I only ever get Revels if my mum or Stepdad go out and buy a sharer bag each for a treat. They may as well just punch me in the face! Nobody wants this Russian roulette of chocolate... Just buy a bag of Maltesers or BUTTONS and skip the shitty ones!
Blech!