Where would you rather live?

[Loony BoB]

You're being deported and have been told you're going to be sent to one of four countries. To which do you go?

[Formalhaut]

As my status as a bisexual man in an open gay relationship, I think I'm done for either way, if I'm honest.

[Galuf]

they are all in conflict but the one ive heard nothing about is Somalia

[FFNut]

Give me North Korea. At least you walk in knowing their leader is full of trout. Plus they will make sure you eat at least once a week. Plus there is a very low crime rate there.

[Formalhaut]

They don't really allow you to choose which country you're being deported to.

I think it was more of a hypothetical than a genuine belief in the deportation system.

[theundeadhero]

North Korea is the only one that gives you a chance to keep on living. In the other countries the wrong person will find out you're there eventually and murder you.

[Loony BoB]

They don't really allow you to choose which country you're being deported to.

I think it was more of a hypothetical than a genuine belief in the deportation system.
Yeah. Desert Island question.

[FFNut]

For people who don't know much about Somolia it is a country without laws. Warlords terrorize the land and pirates condem the sea. Not a very nice place to go. Join an army or watch everyone you love die. They have to join the army too.

[escobert]

I'll go to Syria and chill with the Russians.

[Bri]

North Korea for me!

[Formalhaut]

The problem with North Korea, is the fact that you can't really escape without great difficulty and risk. All of the countries are awful to live in, but the one that is 'most escapable' is definitely one of my considerations.

[Crop]

North Korea for me. I'd become the Jafar to Kim Jong's Sultan.

"My life is but to serve you my lieeege"

[Bri]

What the heck! I didn't pick Syria. It's supposed to be North Korea! Is there a way to change this :(

[Old Manus]

Everyone in my estate seems to be running off for holy war in Syria at the moment so maybe I might follow them and see what the fuss is all about.

[Vasher]

Huh?! Everyone that picked North Korea neglected to consider the fact that Kim has been executing people on the regular. It's believed that he just recently executed one of his most trusted advisors for creating a "clique". Clearly, he was afraid of someone of notoriety garnering a "following" of any size that could threaten his position. Too many "friends" on Facebook, followers on Twitter, you're getting the axe.

If I'm going to be deported, I've got options (I've got the option of Canadian citizenship, as well as a couple Central American countries). So, fuq those other places.

[Laddy]

To be completely honest, Iraq. While it's certainly not an ideal place to live it's more livable than any other by, in my opinion, a more substantial margin. Compared to lawless free-for-alls (Somslia), cruel despotisms (North Korea) or both (Syria).

If someone who is (inevitably) more informed on the matter cares to offer a rebuttal, I'd gladly hear it.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm very obviously western and very obviously female, so I'm fucked.

[Aerith's Knight]

Iraq has parts of the country stabilized, I believe. Not the one with ISIS, but the other parts I could stay in, until I flee to Russia or something.

[Ayen]

Can I choose death?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Iraq by a large margin...North Korea probably the last place I'd choose tbqh fam

[Burtsplurt]

Syria. Lots of history there - be nice to do some sightseeing. I could probably realise my dream of playing for an international football team as well since all the other men have left/ are dead/ are nutters.

[Bubba]

Iraq might be the best option as I could try and paddle down the coast to Dubai.

I went for North Korea though as it would probably be a laugh before my eventual demise.

[Shiny]

It's a choice basically between being blown away to bits perhaps or having no rights at all. I'll say maybe North Korea as the leader seems to have an affinity for strange black people.

[Christmas]

Polls dun appear in mobile mode, fix it, bird brain.