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Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 05:56 PM
I say my butt is finer than your butt. Lets us do battle to decide.

Formalhaut
02-22-2016, 06:00 PM
Oh, can I adjudicate! I can do a coin toss, if you like.

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:00 PM
I did a thing and it said you go first.

Shauna to ref?

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:01 PM
Ladies, ladies - I have the best butt.

Ashe 200/200
Light 200/200

JINX GOES FIRST

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:03 PM
Okay then, lets to Speed. Or because JINX WAS TOO FAST!

Galuf
02-22-2016, 06:03 PM
ah, the first fight to have 2 refferees it seems:lol:

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:03 PM
JEEZ SO FAST


Ashe 200/200
Light 180/200

Formalhaut
02-22-2016, 06:03 PM
67305

"Curse this 'Shauna', thinking she can referee all the time! I shall have my time one day!"

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:04 PM
GOD DAMMIT GUYS LET ME BREATHE

Ashe 180/200
Light 180/200

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:05 PM
Letting shauna do the thing before we do the thing

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:05 PM
i hate you all btw

Ashe 200/200
Light 150/200

CORRECTIONS HAVE BEEN MADE BECAUSE YOU RUSHED ME THROUGH THIS AND I GOT THINGS WRONG

Karifean
02-22-2016, 06:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ah5E782.png
"The path of the referee is a difficult one to tread... many days and nights spent hammering the F5 key just to keep both sides happy... best of luck to you, partner."

Formalhaut
02-22-2016, 06:07 PM
I'm just glad I'm not referee for this one. Both combatants move so fast!

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:09 PM
Jinx's Last attack was Def, so I'll attack with Returns.

20 Def +10 Aero / 2 = 15 Damage.

Formalhaut
02-22-2016, 06:10 PM
Maybe if you guys weren't so desperate to smack each other, Shauna would have time to process. :p

Gosh, who'd have thought skirts could have provoked such fierce confrontation.

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:10 PM
So does Aero take an attack on casting? I assumed it didn't!

Pheesh
02-22-2016, 06:12 PM
Lightning, Aero attacks at the end of your turn I'm afraid, so it's damage does not get added to the damage done from a stat and can not be used for Returns.

essentially the turn plays out like Ashe's attack > Returns > Aero

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:14 PM
Yeah, I only took off one Aero as Light has only had one turn since it was cast, so she has lost 50 HP so far?

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:18 PM
So for clarification, cause Aero will be the confusing skill. It only attacked at the end of the opponents (my) turn. It's not every turn (both players) as that is not specified in the stats. It says "every turn".

So just to understand where we are at based on moves played:

Aero:

Lightning: 200
Ashe:200

Speed:

Lightning: 170
Ashe: 200

Def

Lightning: 150
Ashe: 200

Returns

Ashe: 190
Lightning: 140

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:20 PM
maybe you guys will be less JERKS and I won't get confused

Ashe: 190/200
Light: 140/200

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:22 PM
It is, so Light has had 2 turns so far, and has lost 20 HP via Aero, 20HP for SPD and 20HP for Def!

SO what is your choice Jinx

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:25 PM
Lightning's butt is better for one thing so far - getting kicked!

Ashe: 190/200
Light: 130/200

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:25 PM
I'll use magic.

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:27 PM
And we are finished, with a whole bunch of bumps along the way

Ashe: 160/200
Light: 120/200

Pheesh
02-22-2016, 06:28 PM
We're fixing up the description of Aero in the Ability thread so that it doesn't confuse anyone anymore.

Shauna
02-22-2016, 06:28 PM
congrats to Ashe for her win

Karifean
02-22-2016, 06:29 PM
Ashe wins, surprising no one since she CLEARLY has the better butt.

Formalhaut
02-22-2016, 06:37 PM
Wait until Lightning becomes a demi-god, then we'll see who comes out the victor!

Night Fury
02-22-2016, 06:40 PM
Remember though that Aero does deplete Ashe's MAG stat by 20, and hers is already rather low. So it could very well cause her to take a massive hit against a MAG powerful player ;)

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 06:42 PM
Cool, so I learned how to fight, and crunched the numbers. You should basically never put be forward for battle when you can.

I've compared the stats we have for the heroes and my Findings are so:

Vs Ashe: Win 2 / Lose 3 / Draw 0
Vs Cloud: Win 2 / Lose 2 / Draw 1 (If I use my abilty, it's Win 1 / Draw 2)
Vs Firiton: Win 2 / Lose 2 / Draw 1 (If I use my abilty, it's Win 1 / Draw 2)
Vs Laguna: Win 2 / Lose 2 / Draw 1
Vs Rinoa: Win 2 / Lose 3 / Draw 0 (stat dependant)
Vs Yuna: Win 2 / Lose 2 / Draw 1
Vs Zack: Win 2 / Lose 2 / Draw 1 (If I use my abilty, it's Win 1 / Draw 2)

It's balanced well in most cases. I lose against Ashe and Riona straight off and draw against the other 5, but if I use my ability I drop to lose 5 / Draw 2.

Until I can buff stats, or I just sack my ability entirely it's best to leave me on the bench.

Pheesh
02-22-2016, 06:49 PM
I knew we balanced it as best we could but I didn't realise we did it that well O_O

You also have to take into acount consumables that buff stats, hi-potions and the fact that your opponents will have no idea what your stats or abilities are.

Dat Matt
02-22-2016, 07:02 PM
Yeah. I've been thinking on my stats and I'm gonna glass cannon it.

Thats how I'm designed.