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Laddy
02-26-2016, 08:29 AM
The number of dogs I know are higher than the amount of Catholics in Azerbaijan

Fynn
02-26-2016, 08:36 AM
I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!

Laddy
02-26-2016, 08:38 AM
You'd represent .00% of the population. If you go to Azerbaijan you'd seize to exist. It's math.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 08:39 AM
Well there go my vacation plans

Laddy
02-26-2016, 08:41 AM
According to Wikipedia, Azerbaijan is a popular tourist destination.

Is it really?

Fynn
02-26-2016, 08:46 AM
Maybe some people actually enjoy the lack of Catholics

Those racist pricks

Rin Heartilly
02-26-2016, 11:22 AM
I feel so uncultured for not knowing about Azerbaijan until now o.o And I shall not be booking a vacation there either xD

Fynn
02-26-2016, 11:27 AM
You'd disappear too, or is there another reason to avoid that God-forsaken (literally) place? XD

Old Manus
02-26-2016, 11:28 AM
I thought this was going to be some new Katie Melua song.

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 12:13 PM
Well, if you guys bothered to watch Eurovision you'd know all about Azerbaijan!

And the Australians have no excuse, you were in it last year.

Laddy
02-26-2016, 12:55 PM
I hear the Azerbaijani nightlife is splendid other than the fact Catholics seems to cease taking up mass seemingly instantly.

SammieBabe
02-26-2016, 01:09 PM
Maybe the Catholics share the wine, attracting tourism?

I Took the Red Pill
02-26-2016, 01:35 PM
I thought this was going to be some new Katie Melua song.I thought this was going to be some new SuperMillionaire thread.


I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!Along with another 2/3 of the world's nations.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 01:40 PM
I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!Along with another 2/3 of the world's nations.

So this would actually be a great solution for overpopulation

It's not genocide if you're erased from existence and it looks like you were never there to begin with

Mr. Carnelian
02-26-2016, 02:29 PM
I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!

You're a Catholic?!

Mind. BLOWN.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lKG23gLvEl8FFu/giphy.gif

Fynn
02-26-2016, 02:49 PM
I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!

You're a Catholic?!

Mind. BLOWN.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lKG23gLvEl8FFu/giphy.gif

You REALLY did not know that?

I thought everyone and their mother knew :p

So is Pumpkin, by the way

Pumpkin
02-26-2016, 03:28 PM
Yeah me and Catholicism are tight

Fynn
02-26-2016, 03:31 PM
Me and Pumpkin are dogma bros

Mr. Carnelian
02-26-2016, 03:47 PM
Yeah me and Catholicism are tight


Me and Pumpkin are dogma bros

You learn something new every day! Can I assume that you both tend towards the "liberal"/"progressive" side of the Roman Catholic Church, like me and Formy do in the Church of England?

Anywho, I had an inkling that the number of Catholics in Azerbaijan was low, but I had no idea it was THAT low. Why only 250?

Fynn
02-26-2016, 03:48 PM
I think Laddy already explained why

Pumpkin
02-26-2016, 03:53 PM
Yes I do lean towards the liberal side on most things, but not all

Fynn
02-26-2016, 03:55 PM
Yes I do lean towards the liberal side on most things, but not all

Mr. Carnelian
02-26-2016, 03:58 PM
I think Laddy already explained why

I've re-read the thread, and I still don't get it. Where's this explanation for why there's only 250? :noidea:

Fynn
02-26-2016, 03:58 PM
You'd represent .00% of the population. If you go to Azerbaijan you'd seize to exist. It's math.

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 04:10 PM
But .00% would equate to there literally being no Catholics. So it'd be closer to .0001%, or something.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 04:13 PM
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Joke-Goes-Over-Your-Head-Star-Trek-Gif.gif

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 04:15 PM
:lol:

Zanmato
02-26-2016, 04:27 PM
I'd be a minority in Azerbaijan!

You're a Catholic?!

Mind. BLOWN.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lKG23gLvEl8FFu/giphy.gif

I also didn't know that! :whoa:

It doesn't change a fact that Fynn is a good friend and it's a proof that atheists and catholics (and other religious people) can get along... if they're not radical, of course! :lol:

If you're good to me, I'm good to you - mutual respect is very important to me. :hattip:

Pumpkin
02-26-2016, 04:29 PM
I'm even dating an atheist

LE GASP

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 04:34 PM
I'm even dating an atheist

LE GASP

Ugh, the amount of Christian friends who couldn't fathom this is makes me vastly disappointed in them.

Pumpkin
02-26-2016, 04:36 PM
I dunno. I believe people are people and their faith isn't the most important thing. You get good atheists and bad atheists and jerk Christians and kind Christians and mean Muslims and nice Muslims, etc. What matters is the individual I think

Plus all of my ex-bfs were Catholic and they were abusive cheaters so uh

Not gonna pretend they were better because they were religious

Fynn
02-26-2016, 04:38 PM
Yup. I am a practicing Catholic and I go to Church every Sunday even, and I am close friends with several atheists. Really, we CAN all coexist as long as we all remember everybody's people. Of course, that's easier said than done.

I am also a feminist. Yay

Zanmato
02-26-2016, 04:54 PM
Yup. I am a practicing Catholic and I go to Church every Sunday even, and I am close friends with several atheists. Really, we CAN all coexist as long as we all remember everybody's people. Of course, that's easier said than done.

I am also a feminist. Yay

It's not easy in the country full of close-minded people, right? :tongue:
I hate fanaticism, regardless of its type. :colbert:

Rin Heartilly
02-26-2016, 05:16 PM
Yup. I am a practicing Catholic and I go to Church every Sunday even, and I am close friends with several atheists. Really, we CAN all coexist as long as we all remember everybody's people. Of course, that's easier said than done.

I am also a feminist. Yay

Fynn you are like the definition of acceptance ^^ I also go to church every Sunday too and most of my friends are atheists xD My boyfriend is agnostic and his fam are buddhists. And I agree, religion or lack-of should not be the basis on who we choose to be friends with or help.

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 05:23 PM
Yup. I am a practicing Catholic and I go to Church every Sunday even, and I am close friends with several atheists. Really, we CAN all coexist as long as we all remember everybody's people. Of course, that's easier said than done.

I am also a feminist. Yay

Fynn you are like the definition of acceptance ^^ I also go to church every Sunday too and most of my friends are atheists xD My boyfriend is agnostic and his fam are buddhists. And I agree, religion or lack-of should not be the basis on who we choose to be friends with or help.

Is this like a 'who can be the most accepting' contest, I can join in too!

I'm a Christian with many non-Christian or non-religious friends, and I go to my University's Christian Union (which is apparently not a thing in Poland, surprisingly). I'm very accepting of others and I get bonus points for being bisexual.

This is all tongue-in-cheek, by the way. Don't read this and think I'm God's Gift :p

Fynn
02-26-2016, 05:31 PM
[QUOTE=Rin Heartilly;3598824]

This is all tongue-in-cheek, by the way. Don't read this and think I'm God's Gift :p

You almost had me there, Forms

Shorty
02-26-2016, 05:33 PM
You'd represent .00% of the population. If you go to Azerbaijan you'd seize to exist. It's math.


If you go to Azerbaijan you'd seize to exist


you'd seize to exist

is it math

is it

sharkythesharkdogg
02-26-2016, 06:00 PM
I'm even dating an atheist

LE GASP

Ugh, the amount of Christian friends who couldn't fathom this is makes me vastly disappointed in them.

Well, I just view Catholics as atheists-in-waiting, so :shrug:.

:giggle:

Only joking. She has her weird, archaic spirit rituals and I have my depressing, aimless, morally empty life without purpose or meaning.

Amidoinitrite?

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 06:10 PM
Every couple needs their own hobby, I guess. :monster:

Madame Adequate
02-26-2016, 07:32 PM
Islam is the Light (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3429306) (might be behind a paywall, rip if so)

Colonel Angus
02-27-2016, 01:28 AM
I'm even dating an atheist

LE GASP
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Pheesh
02-27-2016, 10:26 AM
I was baptised and all that stuff but I haven't practiced Catholicism in years. We go to a few midnight masses or services every now and then if it's the anniversary of my Nonno's death or something, but I wouldn't call myself a catholic anymore.

crashNUMBERS
02-28-2016, 08:04 AM
that should be the number of catholics in the world

Laddy
02-28-2016, 08:46 AM
um

Fynn
02-28-2016, 09:39 AM
rude

Midgar Mist
02-28-2016, 09:55 AM
Ermmm, dont religious issues belong in Academia?

Pheesh
02-28-2016, 09:58 AM
Issues that people want to discuss academically belong in academia.

Fynn
02-28-2016, 10:02 AM
Here we're only having fun with the fact that there's some Catholic consuming void in Azerbaijan

Shaibana
02-29-2016, 05:26 PM
because Catholism is the only religion that matters...:shifty:

Zanmato
03-01-2016, 10:28 AM
because Catholism is the only religion that matters...:shifty:

There are so many religions, so many gods... and since I'm an atheist, I don't care! :lol:

crashNUMBERS
03-05-2016, 04:03 AM
um

rude
ALLAHU AKBAR !