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Night Fury
02-26-2016, 10:23 AM
Over the last couple of days, our Heroes and Villains have been putting their creative and musical skills to the test in order to come up with a funky team rap!

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Here they are for your consideration!
Again, votes from members from either team will be discounted! :)




Whattup EoFF time to be real afraid
Team Villain's got evil plans to be made
Don't count on help from those sissy heroes
Those punk ass bitches just a bunch of zeroes

MC Ultros is here to stay
Got weak foo' heroes to slay
Tentacles on display
Wrecking the opera play
If you don't get outta my way
Master Chupon will blow you away

First busta I'm rolling on is Cloud
Did Square even say his dumb name out loud?
Tryin to play it off like he don't care
Then homie why you gotta perm that leg hair?

Awwwwwww snap
yo man Kuja is back~
I'm still fab while spittin' out dope-ass raps!
While the herhoes are chillin'
mah raps are spillin'
and soon villain crew gonna do some major killin'

Watsup Yuna? Tell me, how's it feel?
Yo boyfriend? Bitch, he ain't even real~
Now get yo ass down on tha' floor and kneel
Scrub summoner, wanna know your achilles heel?
This girl's got a staff and 0 sex appeal~

It's Kefkaaa, comin' atcha
Straight-lace, pocket ace
Wit make-up on ma face

I'm crazaaay, I do crazy shi'
Like makin' fart sounds wit ma hand and armpit
Last night I made sweet, sweet love to a seal
So go an tell ya friends this clown's fo real

Hey Laguna... watcha doin'?
Down here in ma mother-smurfin' world o ruin?
Ya masculinity can't get no lower
Saw ya from behind thought you were Rinoa
So come over here, I'll make a fool o ya
Spank yo little ass in front of Ju-li-a

Guess I better stop procrastinating
Tired of hearing all these hero punks masturbating
Banging on, thinkin' they're so fascinating
But I'm the one for which the fans are salivating

They like the sound of their voice, but I don't play their game
All I know is I got the flow, my lyrics intertwine
I walk into stadiums and they sing my name
One kick from this boot and all the worlds align

So I'm a little late, let's take a look at these pests
Goddam teenybopper kiddies getting high on quests
Seems my esteemed colleagues have already paid their respects
To the ones who I can't even pick out the sex

I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude
I just keep on getting Cloud and Light confused
You can tell by the way they sit there and brood
That it's been far too long since they've been screwed

But if you look alongside me you'll find they're in luck
Because by the time we're all done, they'll be properly smurfed.

Yo yo Exdeath here gonna be heard
tellin you kiddies that heroes got served
villain momentum will never be curved

My only goal was to get the Void
Don't even need to talk to Freud
Let everyone else be paranoid
After the Void
Take a Polaroid
Cause everything you love, is going to be destroyed

Let's talk a little bit about that Ashe
Vaan say that little princess has a rash
when's she not drinking tonic at my bash
never in a dash
taking out my trash
Even princess knows that the Void will turn all to ash

heroes should be a tree like me
learning they need to just leave

And now we're gettin' serenaded by Vaan and Vivi?
All this is tiresome, I'm heading back to the TV.
Oh and while I'm at it, Yuna, if you can find the time
Tell your sissy boy he ain't no son of mine.






To the tune of Outkast's 'Hey Ya!' I believe.....

The Heroes don't mess around
Because they loves you all
And this you know for sure.
Uh, but do they really wanna fight us
the Villains can't stand to see us
so they walk out the door.
Don't try to fight the Firion
'Cause the lad alone will kill you right now..
Rinoa and Laguna
Will stick it to-to-to you
We're all so awesome...
UH!


He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!
He...roes!
Heroes!


You think'll you'll beat us
Oh, you think you'll beat us
But Villains just can't beat us
When their teams full of loo-oo-oo-oo-sers
We are together
Oh, we are together
Cos together's always better when there's Zack Fair involved
If what they say is "Time Kompression is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, what makes, what makes Villains the exception?
So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you so in denial
When we know you're gonna just disappear...
Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna bantz


He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)
He...roes! (Don't wanna be destroyed, oh oh)
Heroes! (Or lost inside the Void.)
He...roes! (Don't want anyone hurt now, oh oh)
Heroes! (Just gonna save the world now, oh oh)
He...roes! (We're, oh oh, we're, oh oh)
Heroes! (We're being heroic, oh oh, we're being heroic)


Hey, alright now
Alright now forums! (yeah!)
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(HEROES)
We can't hear ya'
We say what's, what's cooler than bein' cool?
(HEROES)
Woo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright,
OK now Villains! (yeah!)
Now we gon' break y'all bad guys down in just a few seconds
Now don't have us break y'all down for nothing
Now we wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior
Let's save the game now, and take out these haters


Uh! Here we go...
Summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
Summon, summon, summon, summon, summon, summon (oh oh)
Summon, summon a really huge aeon, summon, summon
Shh you got to, summon, suuummon, summon, got to summon
(Summon it Yuna!) summon a really huge aeon!


Now all Clouds and Lightnings
And Ashes too, get out your swords
(Get out your swords)
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You know what to do!




He...roe! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (uh oh, heroes)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (uh, uh, oh oh)
He...roes! (oh oh)
Heroes! (oh oh)

Night Fury
02-26-2016, 10:25 AM
FORGOT TO ADD A POLL! :mad2:

To vote for Villains use ##MCULTROS
To vote for Heroes use ##HEROOOOESSS!

Rin Heartilly
02-26-2016, 10:37 AM
Awww c'mon people, villains got this in the baaaag nowhatimsayin'?

Fynn
02-26-2016, 11:32 AM
I hope you guys have burn heal

Galuf
02-26-2016, 11:48 AM
Why? i thoought you got the ICE crystal :p

Rin Heartilly
02-26-2016, 11:52 AM
Why? i thoought you got the ICE crystal :p

*Apply ice crystal to heroes burned area*

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 12:16 PM
tl;dr.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 12:20 PM
tl;dr.

You're just afraid to see how utterly wrecked you guys got ;)

Bubba
02-26-2016, 12:37 PM
I like the fact that nobody has voted yet.

EVERYONE HATES OUR RAPS.

EDIT: I reckon you just redo the thread, Night Fury. People are too lazy too type stuff out.

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 12:37 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

Bubba
02-26-2016, 12:38 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

Who is Firion?

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 12:41 PM
EDIT: I reckon you just redo the thread, Night Fury. People are too lazy too type stuff out.

Those NPCs. Just standing around doing nothing of import. Lazy.

Psychotic
02-26-2016, 12:45 PM
This post is just so that there is now a poll.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 12:57 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

Who is Firion?

I think he's the one with the tail?

SammieBabe
02-26-2016, 01:17 PM
Villains. Villains. VILLAINS!!

I laughed so hard my coworker asked what was so funny.

Freya
02-26-2016, 03:38 PM
Damn villians, you came out swinging.

Mr. Carnelian
02-26-2016, 03:55 PM
#MCULTROS, all the way.

Sorry heroes, but the villains' rapping skills blew you out of the water.

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 04:18 PM
I get the feeling the villains are riding on the crest of an anti-establishment wave. First the ice crystal, now the rapping.

Is this what it feels like to be Hillary Clinton?

Shaibana
02-26-2016, 04:21 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

i did put you into it, but it seems that Yuna put you out of it again

Formalhaut
02-26-2016, 04:23 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

i did put you into it, but it seems that Yuna put you out of it again

I was talking about the villains rap, mainly. :p

Shaibana
02-26-2016, 04:30 PM
Okay, I read. Funny, but you guys didn't even mention Firion!

i did put you into it, but it seems that Yuna put you out of it again

I was talking about the villains rap, mainly. :p

ooh alright, my bad
i didnt get mentioned either :3

Pheesh
02-26-2016, 04:35 PM
An odd omission as well, so many things rhyme with Zack. Crack, whack, smack, ballsack... The list goes on.

Fynn
02-26-2016, 04:50 PM
An odd omission as well, so many things rhyme with Zack. Crack, whack, smack, ballsack... The list goes on.

too easy :p

Loony BoB
02-27-2016, 06:32 PM
I actually did have something on Zack but I ended up leaving it out. He wasn't worth my rhyme.

Laddy
03-02-2016, 02:14 PM
People writing rap battles online as Japanese role-playing characters is the Whitest thing ever.

Mr. Carnelian
03-02-2016, 02:16 PM
People writing rap battles online as Japanese role-playing characters is the Whitest thing ever.

True, but the raps are still hilarious. :p

Night Fury
03-02-2016, 02:31 PM
People writing rap battles online as Japanese role-playing characters is the Whitest thing ever.

Didnt you host a game of Survivor on TUMBLR? :lol:

Fynn
03-02-2016, 02:34 PM
People writing rap battles online as Japanese role-playing characters is the Whitest thing ever.

Didnt you host a game of Survivor on TUMBLR? :lol:

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Andy-Dwyer-OMG.gif

DK
03-02-2016, 02:43 PM
People writing rap battles online as Japanese role-playing characters is the Whitest thing ever.

Didnt you host a game of Survivor on TUMBLR? :lol:


was about to post that the villains just zipped up one of the most one-sided bodybags ever seen, then found that it wasn't even the worst bodying in the thread.

Night Fury 3-0 no debatable.

Night Fury
03-07-2016, 11:18 AM
AND WE'RE BACK!!!!

It seems like the Villains, despite a few votes from themselves absolutely #rekt the Heroes on this one....

The prize is a nice STEEL PLATE! WOOP WOOP CHICKEN SOUP!

Bubba
03-07-2016, 11:52 AM
AND WE'RE BACK!!!!

It seems like the Villains, despite a few votes from themselves absolutely #rekt the Heroes on this one....

The prize is a nice STEEL PLATE! WOOP WOOP CHICKEN SOUP!

Heroes were destroyed!

Fynn
03-07-2016, 11:55 AM
It was kind of sad, really

They didn't even know what hit them

Mr. Carnelian
03-07-2016, 11:57 AM
It was kind of sad, really

They didn't even know what hit them

I know, right? To the tune of 'Hey ya'? In a RAP battle? So basic. :roll2

Shauna
03-07-2016, 01:07 PM
rap is bad anyway so w/e

Galuf
03-07-2016, 01:08 PM
rap is bad anyway so w/e

THIS.

VGM Master music :colbert:

Fynn
03-07-2016, 01:09 PM
Wow, Yuna is actually a sore loser

There goes the image of the kind-hearted summoner!

Shauna
03-07-2016, 01:11 PM
poopie :colbert:

Formalhaut
03-07-2016, 01:20 PM
Wow, Yuna is actually a sore loser

There goes the image of the kind-hearted summoner!

In her defence, I hardly expected Yuna to get down to the sick beats of Eminem.