Dwayne Johnson tackled a giy and pinned him to the ground.

[Sephex]

He started to ask the guy about current events. When the pinned guy failed to answer Dwayne screamed, "What?! Have you been living under me?!"

This is terrible. Don't upvote this one.

[Bubba]

Jesus Christ.

[Fynn]

This thread is the definition of "grasping at straws"