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Making this decision was difficult, baring myself before you all. And yet, after the ten years I've spent with you all, it would be a lie if I said you weren't all like family to me. So I have to do this.
Surely, some of you will probably not be at all surprised about this. I've heard the rumors. You'd be surprised how perceptive I can be. Living a lie does that to you. But I'm done lying to myself. My therapist made me realize that living a false life does nothing but destroy you from inside. So it's time for me to come clean before you all. To start a new life. Or rather, start living, period.
See, the truth is... And I know a lot of you wont be able to accept this, but I have to say it.
I'm Canadian.
Psychotic
04-01-2016, 05:27 PM
gross
gross
haters gonna hate, eh?
Psychotic
04-01-2016, 05:31 PM
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b44529bf46f32276998f23b0e63ea3b2/tumblr_inline_nwbqgj7f6z1rca9rw_400.png
Tell the Queen I said hi!
Galuf
04-01-2016, 05:35 PM
canadians are cool.
but whats wrong with living a lie? you get to be STRONG!
Vasher
04-01-2016, 08:48 PM
Thank God I'm only "half" Canadian (mom was born there). It's something I'm not proud of, like having eaten "Hamburger Helper" (*shudders*). I'll just lock that one away in "The Dark Place".
edit- just noticed "shutters". stupid
phone.
Freya
04-01-2016, 09:36 PM
Well.
hmmmm
FFNut
04-01-2016, 10:00 PM
Welcome brother Maple Leaf! Lets go for a rip, grab some Tim's, and fight the guys from the next town over for their Molson ehh.
Formalhaut
04-01-2016, 11:05 PM
Just embrace the ga-
Oh, you're Canadian. Well that's basically the same thing. :monster:
Mr. Carnelian
04-01-2016, 11:46 PM
Canada's pretty cool. Plus you get to have a totally bangable Prime Minister.
Shiny
04-02-2016, 06:11 AM
You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.
You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.
I refuse to be stereotyped by you!
I mean, sorry
Galuf
04-02-2016, 12:16 PM
You didn't say eh so this must be a lie.
I refuse to be stereotyped by you!
I mean, sorry
wait, does that mean i'm canadian too? :ohdear:
Vasher
04-02-2016, 06:30 PM
'Twas all a ruse.
The Summoner of Leviathan
04-03-2016, 05:13 PM
Just embrace the ga-
Oh, you're Canadian. Well that's basically the same thing. :monster:
Pretty much.
fire_of_avalon
04-04-2016, 04:49 AM
I thought you lived in Poland.
Chemical
04-04-2016, 01:33 PM
I was born in Canada.
Then they kicked me out.
Now I live in Australia.
Vegemite.
Aerith's Knight
04-04-2016, 05:02 PM
Canada is a firm ally of the Dutch.
Guess that shows the kind of company you keep, eh?
Calliope
04-06-2016, 07:27 AM
they're not even a real country anyway
Shaibana
04-06-2016, 03:00 PM
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sharkythesharkdogg
04-06-2016, 04:57 PM
Anglo or French?
Vasher
04-06-2016, 07:48 PM
Doesn't matter either way, no known cure. Maybe putting a little tea tree oil on it will do the trick? :D
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