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Jinx
04-07-2016, 01:40 AM
I'll be getting drunk this Friday and playing this on Steam. If there's enough interest, I might just do an LP!

For those of you not in the know, it's a Japanese dating sim. Pretty boring, eh? Well, here's the catch...

...the love interests are all birds.

That's right.

Birds.

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So, should I LP this? Yay, nay?

Formalhaut
04-07-2016, 01:46 AM
OMG YES MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.


MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Prayers smayers! That's just for mindless sheep who thinks an invisible sky genie governs their life.

(inb4 Mister Adequate).

Karifean
04-07-2016, 01:51 AM
Hell yes.

Psychotic
04-07-2016, 08:58 AM
Hell yes.

qwertysaur
04-07-2016, 09:02 AM
Dr Shuu route please. :bigsmile:

Bubba
04-07-2016, 05:01 PM
Hell yes.

Loony BoB
04-07-2016, 05:55 PM
This should be interesting. Go for it.

Galuf
04-07-2016, 10:19 PM
ive always wanted to date a bird

this game will make my dreams come true :jess:


i...
i mean yeah LP it!

Mirage
04-08-2016, 01:19 AM
am i the only one who reads the title of this game as hateful boyfriend?

Formalhaut
04-08-2016, 01:24 AM
am i the only one who reads the title of this game as hateful boyfriend?

Yeah, you're not the only one, actually.

Mirage
04-08-2016, 01:57 AM
i'm not? amazing.

Bubba
04-08-2016, 10:45 AM
You're definitely not, Mirage.

As soon as I saw this I thought "Ahhh Jinx and her typos! I think I'll use my new mod powers to correct the title for... Oh."

Also, a dating sim for birds? The Japanese are weird.

Pheesh
04-08-2016, 10:50 AM
This looks great and I hope you decide to pursue the fat one.

Jinx
04-08-2016, 03:33 PM
This looks great and I hope you decide to pursue the fat one.

I actually think that's who I might go after. But we'll just have to see!

Jinx
04-08-2016, 11:41 PM
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Galuf
04-08-2016, 11:44 PM
5DciHBnMnlo

Best LP 2016, nothing can beat it.


What do you mean that wasnt the LP? LIES!

Jinx
04-09-2016, 12:21 AM
Alright, let's get started! Like the idiot I am, I forgot to screencap the title screen, but it's at the top of the thread so OH WELL!!!1

http://i.imgur.com/7J2tEgj.png

Right, have to choose something classy and mature.

http://i.imgur.com/RPAnOdc.png
http://i.imgur.com/8uNuZno.png

Perfect.

http://i.imgur.com/7xvi0ez.png
http://i.imgur.com/Gd1DXZm.png

Wait, why isn't a bird school in the sky? Shouldn't it kind of be a prerequisite to fly through the gates? Yes, no?

http://i.imgur.com/4KarIks.png

I wonder what that might be.

http://i.imgur.com/OutZ3Hf.png

And I wonder why that is. Can't imagine there's a lot of demand for a bird school, but then, I'm drinking and posting on the internet on a Friday night, so what do I really know about life?

http://i.imgur.com/BealSXs.png
http://i.imgur.com/4sdDW7m.png

Can you imagine the poor janitor who has to clean up all the bird trout?

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I would honestly be concerned if people found out you were going to a school for birds and didn't ask you questions...

http://i.imgur.com/jQqxr5w.png

One can only assume.

Pheesh
04-09-2016, 12:40 AM
It's nice to see that the premiere school for birds doesn't discriminate and lets non birds in as well. We could all learn a lesson in inclusion from this game.

Jinx
04-09-2016, 12:42 AM
But clearly it's affeathermative action. Just one human? HMMMMM?

Jinx
04-09-2016, 12:56 AM
double post because Pheesh has told me he wants to masturbate to this

(also just realized that i forgot to crop the shots of my desktop out but i've had a couple of glasses of wine so eh)

http://i.imgur.com/2ZdoUTt.png
http://i.imgur.com/GvGtWOp.png

Our first bird!

At the beginning of the game, you're given the option to see their human form the first time you meet them, so I thought I'd go ahead and do that (also to make sure I choose the sexiest bird, I mean???)

http://i.imgur.com/6q1EaCq.png

I'm beginning to feel like Boobs Jinxtits' preoccupation with birds is something of a fetish...

http://i.imgur.com/nuonBoi.png

http://i.imgur.com/vat83eS.jpg

Me too, bro, me too.

http://i.imgur.com/j9ph9Yr.jpg

After a night at your nest, right? :smug:

http://i.imgur.com/rpdOhI9.jpg

Yeah, she will. Also, this bird earns points in my book, because even if he's not technically cooking, every lady loves for her man to prepare her a meal.

http://i.imgur.com/dxICLPb.png

You and me both.

Pheesh
04-09-2016, 01:02 AM
So from what I know about birds... I think he wants to regurgitate his food into your mouth. Hot.

Jinx
04-09-2016, 01:03 AM
So from what I know about birds... I think he wants to regurgitate his food into your mouth. Hot.

Probably not all he wants to put in my mouth. :jokey:

Galuf
04-09-2016, 01:07 AM
is it weird that i.... kinda want to play this? lol

Formalhaut
04-09-2016, 02:01 AM
So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/Gd1DXZm.png

She makes it sound like prison.

Karifean
04-09-2016, 02:09 AM
Wait... is that date in the top left corner the in-universe date or the actual real date? If it's the former, damn that's some great timing Jinx!

I wonder if the human protagonist understands birdspeak or if the birds understand humanspeak. Or if they're just speaking something inbetween.


So wait, the birds have a human form? Were humans horrifically experimented on to transform into birds? If so, this light story turned dark very quickly.

Well, you'll just have to wait and see :P

Jinx
04-09-2016, 05:04 PM
is it weird that i.... kinda want to play this? lol

You're asking the wrong person, m8.

Anyways, I'll be gone for most of the day, so I figured I'd go ahead and make a new post for you all to enjoy while I'm gone!

http://i.imgur.com/OC3shji.png

http://i.imgur.com/wNrfTBK.png
I'd certainly be feeling something strange too if I was at a school for birds. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't get past the fact that she goes to a school for birds.

http://i.imgur.com/Ya9Ybay.png
http://i.imgur.com/pYXUoZc.png

Well, hello.

http://i.imgur.com/SVJB95e.png

Oh, do enlighten me...

http://i.imgur.com/WbybRbE.png

Oh. Well, naps are great too. I can get down with naps. Although, I'm personally a prodigy and require no instruction on how to nap.

http://i.imgur.com/cUusoPh.png
http://i.imgur.com/OEPXlRg.png

Apparently!

Okay, so here I skipped a panel without getting a screencap. Essentially, there's a new bird at school this year and the teacher asked him to introduce himself but he's a giant douche and said no.

http://i.imgur.com/y1fDwHI.png

kulaks and dissenters

http://i.imgur.com/8bNfciZ.png

What a name.

http://i.imgur.com/AcAhcBd.png
http://i.imgur.com/MWHUYXX.png

I highly doubt it. But that plume is definitely working in his favor, I'll admit.

Galuf
04-09-2016, 05:13 PM
Silver hair.
fancy clothes
evil smirk.

Must be the villain, no one good ever had silver hair.

Formalhaut
04-18-2016, 03:19 AM
I need my fix of hilarious bird themed capers, Jinx!

Jessweeee♪
04-22-2016, 02:42 AM
oh man i fuckin' love this game

Slothy
04-23-2016, 01:39 AM
Silver hair.
fancy clothes
evil smirk.

Must be the villain, no one good ever had silver hair.

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Jinx
09-21-2016, 07:03 PM
doot doot bump

Formalhaut
09-22-2016, 02:32 AM
I need my fix of hilarious bird themed capers, Jinx!

Because it is​ worth saying again.

Jinx
09-22-2016, 02:43 AM
I need my fix of hilarious bird themed capers, Jinx!

Because it is​ worth saying again.

Ask and you shall receive my wee, British, nugget friend.

Bubba
09-23-2016, 03:45 PM
About smurfing time

Jinx
10-21-2016, 05:51 PM
So I had to start a new game, and to answer Karifean's question from months and months ago--04/08 is actually the date you start in the game. So I did have some great timing! Eerie!

BE PREPARED GUYS

woop woop

Bubba
10-22-2016, 08:09 AM
All aboard the Hatoful Boyfriend train!

Formalhaut
10-22-2016, 09:49 PM
Choo choo!