Cleganebowl

[Pike]

The Mountain vs. The Hound have a deathmatch fight.

Two Cleganes enter.

One Clegane leaves.

[Madame Adequate]

Reckon I'd have to put my money on Clegane.

[Psychotic]

Rename Gregor to the chicken that rides 'cause Sandor's gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in the room.

[Jinx]

I think I'm the only person who couldn't care less about Cleganebowl.

That said, obviously I'd like Sandor to win, but my money's on Gregor.

[Bubba]

The Mountain would tear the Hound to pieces.

[Madame Adequate]

Nah, Sandor's not actually that good a fighter, he's just huge and intimidating. He got fucking destroyed by Oberyn, only reason he won that is because Oberyn was concerned about an objective other than winning the fight.

[Psychotic]

Sandor didn't fight Oberyn :p

[Shorty]

Gregor already got the best of Sandor once. He's bigger, meaner, and now a zombie. The Mountain will win if it's just him vs. The Hound.

[Del Murder]

Oberyn got the best of the Mountain (for a while) because he used his speed to his advantage. I don't think the Hound is so fast so this would come down to raw power, and in that case it's an easy choice.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'd want The Hound to win but it would probably be The Mountain

[Ayen]

I blame WWE and Vince McMahon for my fondness of silent, large, undead monsters because I find the Mountain so much more interesting than Sandor at this point and would rather see him win.

Can't they just become the Brothers of Destruction?

[Slothy]

Oberyn got the best of the Mountain (for a while) because he used his speed to his advantage. I don't think the Hound is so fast so this would come down to raw power, and in that case it's an easy choice.

Not really. The Hound is probably at least somewhat faster than the Mountain, and frankly, he's probably the more skilled fighter too. He's a big man sure, but not on the level of the Mountain who has spent his whole life using nothing but his size and strength to win. As a fighter he has very little skill or a mind for tactics and armed combat. He's always just relied on being a big man in thick armour carrying a massive sword.