Psychotic
05-15-2016, 09:50 PM
Over the years I have received a great many pieces of post from members of this website. I was just sorting through my old letters (I keep them!) and had a great nostalgic time reading lovely notes and cards from EoFFers, many of whom are long inactive.
However, one of them was unsigned.
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"I'D smurf you for a penny! Love Zac" says the title. The reverse says the following:
Dear Madam or Sir
This is a message of the utmost importance, it is dire that it is delivered to the correct person. Lord Psychotic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland:
I wish you (and ur loved 1's) abundant peace (and prosperity) I hope you enjoy your holidays with whom you wish and how you wish (to nail her)
Just filing up this blank space with cursing. :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: smurf trout :bou::bou::bou::bou: cock arse scrotum :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: Note: I should point out they did not actually draw little BOUs and used the actual naughty word. Like, a lot!
Do you remember what's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall? :)
Sorry for not sending you a card last christmas! Let's say I forgot to do it
PS: Your mom says hi.
Clearly this is the product of a deranged mind, which is okay because it was intended for an equally deranged mind. However, a mystery lies in front of us, EoFF! Who was it? Was it you?! I assume this came in an envelope that gave the culprit away, but many long years have passed and alas I cannot recall who it was. I hope the mystery person comes forward, although in all probability they are inactive at EoFF now.
If it wasn't you, feel free to speculate as to who it was, and when we solve this mystery I guess you win bragging rights or a coloured custom title or something if you get it right.
However, one of them was unsigned.
68074
"I'D smurf you for a penny! Love Zac" says the title. The reverse says the following:
Dear Madam or Sir
This is a message of the utmost importance, it is dire that it is delivered to the correct person. Lord Psychotic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland:
I wish you (and ur loved 1's) abundant peace (and prosperity) I hope you enjoy your holidays with whom you wish and how you wish (to nail her)
Just filing up this blank space with cursing. :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: smurf trout :bou::bou::bou::bou: cock arse scrotum :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: :bou::bou::bou::bou: Note: I should point out they did not actually draw little BOUs and used the actual naughty word. Like, a lot!
Do you remember what's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall? :)
Sorry for not sending you a card last christmas! Let's say I forgot to do it
PS: Your mom says hi.
Clearly this is the product of a deranged mind, which is okay because it was intended for an equally deranged mind. However, a mystery lies in front of us, EoFF! Who was it? Was it you?! I assume this came in an envelope that gave the culprit away, but many long years have passed and alas I cannot recall who it was. I hope the mystery person comes forward, although in all probability they are inactive at EoFF now.
If it wasn't you, feel free to speculate as to who it was, and when we solve this mystery I guess you win bragging rights or a coloured custom title or something if you get it right.