View Full Version : What is your zombie escape plan?
Okay so the zombie invasion happens.
...what then?
What do you do?
Do you have a zombie escape plan?
What in your household could be used as a weapon?
Are you gonna sit on the roof and snipe zombies from afar? Or run up to them with a hatchet a la Left 4 Dead?
Let's talk about it.
Psychotic
06-28-2016, 08:10 PM
Escape? No no. I intend to capture one of the fiends and with the help of a bucket taped over its head to prevent it chomping on me I shall live out a perfectly happy life with my new undead bride.
CimminyCricket
06-28-2016, 08:13 PM
There's an old fort maybe 15 miles from my home with high, thick stone walls and a self sustaining infrastructure. There's a place to grow crops and it is near miles of wooded environment where deer and rabbits and birds and stuff live for hunting. I'd go there.
Del Murder
06-28-2016, 08:46 PM
Hide under some coats and hope everything just works itself out.
Wolf Kanno
06-28-2016, 09:20 PM
Accept the new status quo. Hey, it worked in Space Dandy. :cool:
Escape? No no. I intend to capture one of the fiends and with the help of a bucket taped over its head to prevent it chomping on me I shall live out a perfectly happy life with my new undead bride.
This reminds me of a movie my dad was watching one day where it ends with the guy digging up his dead wife who is now a zombie and they make out. Most disgusting thing I've ever saw.
As for the OP... eh... have sex with as many survivors as I can before the zombies eat my brains.
CimminyCricket
06-29-2016, 03:49 PM
I become Runner 5
I'm Captain Basch Runner 5!
Bubba
06-29-2016, 03:50 PM
Ignite the wildfire that I've placed under my house and burn to death in green flames.
I become Runner 5
I'm Captain Basch Runner 5!
The best part about it would of course be getting to listen to Jack and Eugene on Radio Abel :D
Pumpkin
06-29-2016, 04:49 PM
Die
Sephex
07-04-2016, 07:44 AM
Cover my whole body with ground up herbs and first aid cans constantly spraying. I am now invincible.
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