Ramsay or Joffery

[blackmage_nuke]

You are forced to marry either Ramsay or Joffery and bear their offspring, which do you choose?

[Bubba]

WORST. QUESTION. EVER.

[Psychotic]

Joffrey. Ramsay is a whole 'nother level imho.

[Pheesh]

Joffrey by a country mile.

[escobert]

Joffrey. Ramsay is a whole 'nother level imho.

[Slothy]

Joffrey is a psychopath, but he's at least an idiot and a child, a petulant one at that, and can be manipulated as Marge demonstrated. Ramsay is an adult, high functioning psychopath who can't be manipulated and who no one is ever safe around, especially if you think you're safe.

Choice us pretty obvious.

[CimminyCricket]

Well, all these reasons for Joffrey are better than my reason: I could beat him up.

He's a child and I will beat up a child

[theundeadhero]

Is the royal bellyflop an option?

[Jinx]

Vivi said exactly what I was going to. Joffrey is so arrogant that flattery will, in fact, get you everywhere. And he has moments of being gallant because that's how he likes to see himself. He's fucked up, and being married to him would be like living on a sword's edge, but with a lot of work, you'd probably be safe.

Also he's a qt3.14

[Ayen]

In order to potentially make Ramsay work you have to be able to think like he does. To become something that he'd love and cherish like the Joker with Harley, but even that isn't a guarantee as the Joker show moments where he outright doesn't give two trouts if Harley dies or not, but if you were to go that far with him you could lose all sense of self and become something worse than Ramsay by trying to understand him.

Joffrey is the safer option. Especially if you could get on the good side of the other Lannisters in addition. Cersei can't/won't keep him in line, but Tywin? Mother smurfer Tywin knows how to keep your ass in check.

[Night Fury]

A dive through the Moon Door.