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Night Fury
09-08-2016, 12:02 PM
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Roll up, roll up to another edition of Night Fury plays The Sims 3...

We've had Little Sister...

We... had Little Sister again...

Now it's time for - LADS vs LASSES!

Yes, we go even BIGGER and even BETTER in this series with 2 HOUSES and 2 TEAMS!

Watch as some of your favourite EoFFers go head to head with the opposite sex to knock each other out until only ONE REMAINS!

WHO WINS?

YOU DECIDE!

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Stay tuned for a very special introductory episode JAM PACKED full of MANLY GOODNESS....

Who will be invading the house this time around? WHO WILL WIN?

WHO WILL MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE?!

Night Fury
09-08-2016, 12:32 PM
THE LADS

Let's take a look at what the cat dragged into our little boys house then shall we?!

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We've got GALUF!

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And bagged ourselves a CROP!

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DAT MATT is sure to bring the whacky!

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MR CARNELIAN and BUBBA bring us up to 5!

Quite a varied bunch... Keep your eyes peeled to learn more about their personalities and dreams!

Bubba
09-08-2016, 01:03 PM
WHOO HOO!! MAXIMUM EXCITEMENT LEVEL!!

Galuf
09-08-2016, 02:03 PM
Aho. So I was 90% wrong in my guesses.


nrver read one of these so I excited too

Formalhaut
09-08-2016, 02:03 PM
WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

Bubba
09-08-2016, 02:06 PM
WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

You're in the girl's house, Formy ;)

Formalhaut
09-08-2016, 02:08 PM
WHAAAAT? I'm not in it? :hot:

You're in the girl's house, Formy ;)

:eyebrow: I better be the surprise guest or we will be having words, Fury!

Fynn
09-08-2016, 02:11 PM
I miss Disco Fynn

Galuf
09-08-2016, 02:11 PM
I bet 500 gil formy is surprise guest.

Galuf
09-08-2016, 02:12 PM
Also matt looks like the villain lol

Formalhaut
09-08-2016, 02:14 PM
Also matt looks like the villain lol

If one of the challenges involves a board game of any kind, expect drama. I do wonder what their traits are like though!

Galuf
09-08-2016, 02:16 PM
Weh heh heh. Did somebody say BOARD GAMES!

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Jinx
09-08-2016, 02:51 PM
CROP'S HAIR

Freya
09-08-2016, 03:46 PM
Dat Matt looks so angry

Jinx
09-08-2016, 03:48 PM
Dat Matt looks so angry

Dat Matt is easily the angriest person I know.

Bubba
09-08-2016, 04:09 PM
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I look like I've just been told about Han's death in Star Wars.

Formalhaut
09-08-2016, 05:07 PM
We better hope a mean game of Munchkin doesn't feature in the House. Fists may fly. Machinations be schemed, pointless roundabout arguments be had!

Jinx
09-08-2016, 05:17 PM
TEN PLUS 4 EQUALS TWEEEEEEEEEEEELVE

*flips table*

Night Fury
09-08-2016, 06:01 PM
I wanted to further update this tonight, but it's 12am and I just watched the Conjuring 2 and I kind of just want it to be morning.

I will do a massive update tomorrow with the first day events and give you the low down on the LADS!


Here is a little sneaky peak though....

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Bubba
09-08-2016, 06:08 PM
CROP TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME WHILST I WAS SLEEPING... AGAIN!!!

Jinx
09-08-2016, 06:18 PM
Guys, that Crop Sim freaks me the fuck out. It looks just like him.

Formalhaut
09-08-2016, 06:28 PM
Crop's face in that photo is a mixture of mischief and sheer pleasure.

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 05:33 AM
So, our boys have moved into the house! I went for a very basic house this time - maybe I'll add to it as time goes on. But it has the absolute basics. I chose to have bunk beds for them to sleep in! I went for a very 70's kind of lounge room with a TV. There is a nice dining room next to the kitchen. It's a very boring little house, but we might see lots of mischief!

As for the personalities... I usually like to pick a mix of good traits with maybe a not so great one for comedic effect, it also brings a bit of versatility to the house and offers more interactions to play with.... :)

I'd also like to note, that for the most part, I let the create-a-sim pick the outfits. I may have changed a couple of things to match the people's aesthetics, but the formal/sleep/athletic/swimwear was pre-selected after I had made the everyday outfit!

As for personalities... Let's see what we're playing with in Casa de Lad.

Matt

Insane
Eccentric
Dog Person
Born Salesman
Computer Whizz


Galuf

Good
Friendly
Proper
Cat Person
Computer Whizz


Bubba


Flirty
Innapropriate
Neat
Virtuoso
Schmoozer


Carny

Eco Friendly
Bookworm
Hopeless Romantic
Eccentric
Ambitious


Crop

Flirty
Good Sense of Humour
Party Animal
Friendly
Lucky


What about their lifelong ambitions? Well... Matt would like to be THE FAIRYTALE FINDER and adopt a Unicorn. Galuf is THE CAT HERDER and would like to be friends with 15 cats. Bubba wants to gain a GOLDEN TONGUE, GOLDEN FINGERS by mastering the art of charisma and guitar. Carny would like to be THE MAJOR MASTER and obtain 3 degrees from university. Crop can't wait to be a HEARTBREAKER and be the boyfriend of 10 Sims....

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 05:43 AM
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Matt wastes no time in breakdancing... to Classical music!

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Crop starts the party by whipping up some delicious Mac and Cheese!

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He then decides he's had enough of that and chooses to go give the other Lads a lapdance! (To classical music!)

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Carny is getting another sneaky look in....

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He's had enough of that tomfoolery now, and he has one thing on his mind.... Lurve... Look at those love heart pants. Just what is he going to do?

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He spies Galuf just casually reading, and his eyes are set on the prize....

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I have no words....

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Have you ever seen a Sim look more uncomfortable?!

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Crop is getting in on the pants action with more dancing!

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Meanwhile, Matt is having some kind of Wuthering Heights moment outside...

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He's got the devil in his eyes!!!!! GASP!




These lads are already slaying me and I love them all. Bubba is a creepy hugger, Crop is... well, a party animal! Carny has some great side eye! Galuf might snap... and Matt, well... Matt is Matt.

Fynn
09-09-2016, 06:53 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Bubba looks like Ted Cruz here?

Does that mean he's the Zodiac Killer?

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 07:17 AM
WARNING - YOU MAY FIND SOME OF THE SCENES YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE DISTURBING!

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I've decided to throw the Lads a party, so they can celebrate before the Lasses arrive in the neighbourhood...

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There's even a dance floor!

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And a juice keg!

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Errrr... Apparently Matt gets into bed via the window...

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WTF THIS A PARTY NOT NAPTIME!

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Carny is eyeing up that delicious keg...

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Matt is dancing again! Even Galuf can't resist

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I feel like I know where this is going...

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Oh Bubba you devil...

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"Please God no!"

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"Don't struggle!"

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"There there..."

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"Yessssss...."

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I'm screaming.

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I think this has caused a bit of a sour note in the house...

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Crop decides it's time for a dip in the bath!

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Doesn't Bubba ever stop?

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Poor Crop is in shock and feels violated!

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And Matt is just dancing...

I guess the party is over.

It's time to meet the LASSES.

Bubba
09-09-2016, 10:08 AM
Sshhhhhh Galuf, sshhhhhh. Don't fight it...

Jinx
09-09-2016, 10:36 AM
TIL Bubba likes barely legal boys

Bubba
09-09-2016, 10:40 AM
TIL Bubba likes barely legal boys

Legal age in the UK is 16.

Just sayin'...

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 10:41 AM
THE LASSES HAVE ARRIVED!



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[*=center]Bookworm
[*=center]Vegetarian
[*=center]Eco Friendly
[*=center]Ambitious
[*=center]Animal Lover



MAJOR MASTER


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[*=center]Workaholic
[*=center]Good Sense of Humour
[*=center]Perfectionist
[*=center]Neat
[*=center]Good



THE ANIMAL RESCUER


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[*=center]Excitable
[*=center]Animal Lover
[*=center]Artistic
[*=center]Ambitious
[*=center]Friendly



MASTER OF THE ARTS


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[*=center]Family Oriented
[*=center]Natural Cook
[*=center]Friendly
[*=center]Ambitious
[*=center]Emotional



LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD


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[*=center]Charismatic
[*=center]Hot Headed
[*=center]Dramatic
[*=center]Artistic
[*=center]Dog Person



STAR NEWS ANCHOR

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 10:45 AM
Coming up.... One LAD and one LASS go head to head in a full on fight!


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Bubba
09-09-2016, 10:53 AM
Loving the lasses line-up! My money is on Matt getting into fisticuffs with Night Fury!

Also, I earned my 'Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers' award back in my twenties.

Galuf
09-09-2016, 11:05 AM
im 16 bubba

Fynn
09-09-2016, 11:08 AM
im 16 bubba

Well that means you're legal in Poland as well!

Hello! :jokey:

Galuf
09-09-2016, 11:12 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAH:omg:

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 04:23 PM
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Starlet and Calliope take a look around the Sorority House!

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I am informed that within 5 minutes of starting this house, Freya has burnt some waffles! Poor Freya!

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Night Fury and Pumpkin are having a wee read on the sofa!

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Annndddd... Starlet and Calliope are also reading. What is this? Book club?

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Eat those burnt waffles girl...

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Fury was hungry and wasn't going to eat those burnt waffles, so off she goes to pay a visit to the LADS!

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She meets Matt! I legitimately don't know where the rest of them are? I hope when I log back into that house it doesn't transpire that Matt buried them all in the garden...

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Oh! She's into the fridge...

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Scooping out a bowl of Crop's famous Mac n Cheese!

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And meanwhile in Sororityville, the LASSES are all still reading up on how to best the LADS.

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 04:31 PM
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Okay so apparently it's 'rude' to come into someone's home and just eat their leftovers.

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So Matt and Fury are getting a bit into it.

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Matt removes Fury from the house, and she isn't having any of it...
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She opens the can of whoop ass

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And leaves him on the ground weeping.

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And now she's going to get an ice cream.

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What a stone cold savage BEAST

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The ladies are just reading and tweeting and blogging wai-ICE CREAM?

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But he's already taken off!

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Starlet wants that fucking popsicle and she'll run 3 blocks if she has too!

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Victory.

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Now the LASSES are all blogging and getting that social media skill up!

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And Pumpkin ends the day the only way she knows how, with a steamy hot bath!



So, come on EoFF! Are you team LAD or LASS?

Fynn
09-09-2016, 04:34 PM
Lasses have got this in the bag. I mean, Starlet's sheer dedication to her goals to the point that she runs across three blocks to get ice cream is bound to give them a huge advantage.

Bubba
09-09-2016, 04:57 PM
Team LAD all the way! Night Fury is the only livewire for the LASSES at the minute. The boys need to go over to the girl's house and start some sh*t!

Jinx
09-09-2016, 04:59 PM
#teamlad

Night Fury
09-09-2016, 05:01 PM
Crop was somehow informed that 5 women just moved in across the street.

Cue shenanigans.

Galuf
09-09-2016, 05:04 PM
team kitten

Formalhaut
09-09-2016, 05:04 PM
Oh goodness this is brilliant. The Lads would be a threat but Bubba would be too busy creepily hugging and eyeing people up to put in a good performance on the challenges.

The lasses have had no major disagreements yet, which is a good sign. Best bit so far though was Night Fury beating up Dat Matt then going for an ice cream afterwards. Ice cold.

Bubba
09-09-2016, 11:31 PM
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The ladies are just reading and tweeting and blogging wai-ICE CREAM




Kinda looks like they're playing Munchkin

Freya
09-10-2016, 03:08 AM
Bahaha burnt waffles. Thanks for including me!

I'm going to have to go with the Lads. I'm also amused by angry matt through the window and dancing by himself matt so Lads it is htis round!

Pumpkin
09-10-2016, 06:04 AM
Oh my, I'm in a thing

Also, my boobs are absurdly large but I am okay with this

Fynn
09-10-2016, 08:01 AM
Oh my, I'm in a thing

Also, my boobs are absurdly large but I am okay with this

I was going to comment on this but I wasn't sure it was appropriate!

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:19 PM
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Crop has learned that 5 LASSES have moved in across the street. He may be busting for a piss, but he's going to be over there like flies on shit.

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Immediately he is scoping out who is single...

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Which doesn't impress a tired Fury.

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"You is a fuckboi gtfo"

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Meanwhile, the burning of waffles continues! This time, Carny has charred some up real good!

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Fury and Crop are still having a thing. Pumpkin is still on Facebook.

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Wait, what? When did this happen? Dafuq?

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Woah Starlet is a snarly kisser!

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And he's even massaging her, bloody hell!

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And another kiss, TRUE LOVE!

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Wait wait, she don't want no scrub...

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So off he moves to Freya...

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Which angers snarly Starlet...

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Now this is a Jerry Springer dispute going on in here!

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Meanwhile, Pumpkin and Calliope are having a cuddle! Aw!

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Two other sims we know and love are also.... Having a more sinister cuddle!

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Crop finishes his work by crashing in a bed at the LASSES. They all come in to yell at him. How fucking rude!




It's about to GO DOWN.

We've got SURPRISE NEIGHBOURS COMING IN THE HOUR!

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FIGHT?!?!?!?!

WE'VE GOT A SHOCKING EXIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Jinx
09-10-2016, 03:23 PM
I love the Bubba/Galuf pairing. Galuf looks terrified in every frame.

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:31 PM
SURPRISE! WE'VE GOT 5 MORE GUESTS!

We've got 5 new EoFFers who haved moved into a luxury gated community next door. The complex features an Olympic sized pool and a seedy nightclub....

But who's moving in?

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We can't have a nightclub without DISCO FYNN!



[*=center]Excitable
[*=center]Party Animal
[*=center]Eccentric
[*=center]Easily Impressed
[*=center]Friendly



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Do you recognise dat ass? Yep! It's FORMALHAUT!



[*=center]Family Oriented
[*=center]Perceptive
[*=center]Proper
[*=center]Ambitious
[*=center]Friendly



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Serving you some hot Downton Abbey realness, it's JINX!



[*=center]Flirty
[*=center]Great Kisser
[*=center]Dramatic
[*=center]Hot Headed
[*=center]Irresistible



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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a PHEEEEEEESH!



[*=center]Handy
[*=center]Loves the Outdoors
[*=center]Natural Cook
[*=center]Heavy Sleeper
[*=center]Good Sense of Humour



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And just who the hell is this? I can tell you a few things about her!



[*=center]Dramatic
[*=center]Flirty
[*=center]Commitment Issues
[*=center]Irresistible
[*=center]Charismatic






Find out the identity of this MYSTERY LASS soon.....


MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bubba
09-10-2016, 03:32 PM
Why am I almost naked? Bubba & Galuf 4eva

Fun fact: I have a pair of those exact same undies

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:33 PM
Why am I almost naked? Bubba & Galuf 4eva

Fun fact: I have a pair of those exact same undies

I bloody knew it.

Formalhaut
09-10-2016, 03:35 PM
You can't even see my face in my intro! Which is a blessing, truly.

Good updates, can't wait for more!

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:40 PM
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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy....

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Disco Fynn is straight to the nightclub!

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Formalhaut and Jinx are getting to know each other!

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Pheesh is... doing something?

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It's all a bit much for Formy, he's gone and tucked himself into bed.

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Meanwhile, ??? and Disco Fynn are having the time of their lives!

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They're even busting out a keg stand!

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Someone's going to be rough tomorrow....




Back to the LASSES house then?

Jinx
09-10-2016, 03:52 PM
MY BOOBS

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:54 PM
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So, the LASSES are just trying to have fun and Crop is still lingering.

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Everyone is feeling tense and snappy and even poor Pumpkin wants him to leave!

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Calliope is at this strange Cat Lady's house.... :s

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Crop is busting out some new moves, little does he know someone has had enough!

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You're looking in the wrong direction pal! IT'S BEHIND YOU!

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AND WHOMP, FIIIIIIIGHT!

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Matt let Crop in on Fury's tricks, and so he bests her!

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She's in pain and defeated by this playa playa!

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But they quickly make up in the toilets, even though poor Freya was just trying to take a dump!

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Fury.... pees herself! Lovely.

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All Calliope wants is for this shit to stop, she just wants to enjoy her coffee and burnt waffles!

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Starlet is off to fish at the beach. She must have taken 'there's plenty more fish in the sea' a bit too literally...



COMING UP... Everything goes wrong... It all happened so fast, and I'm still not sure wtf actually happened and I'm very confused but also amused so I'm going to run with it....

Fynn
09-10-2016, 03:57 PM
Yay! Disco Fynn!

Judging by how well we're getting along, I assume ???? is actually Wolf Kanno.

FFNut
09-10-2016, 03:58 PM
I love Disco Fynn.

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 03:59 PM
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So the LASSES are just enjoying a bit of phone time...

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When... in comes a ZOMBIE CROP?! He's trying to terrify Freya! It's working!

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He's trying the same shit on Calliope!

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She's about to pee herself too!

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Scarlet is pretty much digging the Zombie look, she's into it, she wants her boy back.


Don't we all? :(



So there we have it, CROP has been turned into a Zombie - to forever terrorise the LASSES in the Sorority House! How will the LADS cope with the loss of their Party Boy?

HOW WILL YOU COPE NOW THAT CROP IS OUT OF THE GAME?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!
(No, really? How was I not informed! So random, so fantastic!)

Galuf
09-10-2016, 04:00 PM
i have no idea why i think ??? is Mae lol.

Galuf
09-10-2016, 04:01 PM
i so confused aboot crop :lol:

Jinx
09-10-2016, 04:02 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAha

Pumpkin
09-10-2016, 04:04 PM
I love my PJ's

Zombie Crop should make things even more interesting

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 04:08 PM
Are you mourning the loss of the normal Crop?

Are you fascinated by Crop?

Would you like to see more sides of Crop?


Then you're in luck...

Because our Mystery Sim is none other than....


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GINNY TONIC!
THE DRAG QUEEN ALTER-EGO OF CROP!

Jinx
09-10-2016, 04:11 PM
OH SHIT

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIT

also leave him a Zombie

Formalhaut
09-10-2016, 04:13 PM
Crop lives on! Sorta.

Fynn
09-10-2016, 04:17 PM
I don't think he'll stay a zombie for long though.

So when he comes back, which consciousness is going to be dominant? I sure hope it's Ginny because she's apparently my keg stand BFF!

Night Fury
09-10-2016, 04:17 PM
In terms of interactions, I really let the Sims have a lot of free will, but if I see two sims interacting I might step in to put in some commands - but that Crop/Fury fight happened out of nowhere!

I will also send out Sims that haven't done much so they can have a 'storyline' too! But pretty much 80% of what you see in the updates is their free will!

Fynn
09-10-2016, 04:19 PM
Hands-off, max free will playthroughs are the best!

Formalhaut
09-10-2016, 04:23 PM
Looking forward to the post where my Sim smurfs stuff up to make up for going to bed early. :p

Galuf
09-10-2016, 05:12 PM
Ginny Tonic xD.


i hope theres a tiger in the houses eventually

Mr. Carnelian
09-10-2016, 07:28 PM
This. Is. GENIUS!

Mirage
09-10-2016, 07:44 PM
why am not i in the girl's house?

Night Fury
09-12-2016, 07:30 AM
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RAAARRRRGH Zombie Crop is stumbling his way back home

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OMG he's normal again! Thank GOD. Guess he's back in the game after all! Just... relegated to the couch!

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HOLY trout A BURGLAR! RUN CROP! CALL THE COPS!

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Oh smurf he's stolen the TV

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Here comes the Police, STOP THIS INSANE MANIAC PLEASE!

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Oh trout, this burglar has no chill. He just kicked the trout out of the cop!

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Bubba is devastated by the loss of the TV.

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But... now he can move past the canoodling and he gives his boyfriend, Galuf, a big smoochy kiss!

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He even takes him on a date to the stables, where every Tom, Dick, and Harry come out...

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To watch some man love.

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Bawwwwwwwww <3

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They even get to fondle a gorgeous steed!

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So cute!

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Jinx and Carny are having some introductory chemistry! Hellloooooooooo wink wink!

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But this man just wants to get wasted in the nightclub!

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Matt and Freya are having a silly moment!

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Crop, still reeling over the loss of the TV and the invasion of the burglar, called the Pet Shelter to adopt a dog.

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He obviously picked the dog that was 100% named SIR DANCEALOT at the shelter.
(No, that's seriously what his name was. I was crying. Too smurfing perfect!)

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Matt is just staring at a corner :/

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Everyone is in love with Sir Dancealot and for hours they are feeding him treats in a circle. This dog is going to get FAT.

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Carny is in his speedo getting his drank on.

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Having a boogie woogie with Jinx into the early hours.

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Treat circle is still going on. Everyone loves this puppy.

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Now it's time for his nap!

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Matt is just sat on the bath.... Plotting.....



Alright guys.

It's time. We've seen enough.

You guys now have to pick a LAD and a LASS to face the GREAT INFERNO.

Vote in the thread!


GALUF - I
CALLIOPE - I
CARNY - I

Fynn
09-12-2016, 08:01 AM
I'm not sure which lass should get in there, but on the lads side, I definitely see Galuf going in. Just so Bubba can cheer him on :flirt:

Seriously, they are adorbs! They even look like they have matching sweaters on some pics!

Night Fury
09-12-2016, 08:06 AM
I think I'm going to drop a vote for Calliope and Carny!

BTW Surprise guests do not count in the vote, only original Lads and Lasses!

Night Fury
09-12-2016, 12:57 PM
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I start the LASSES day with a quick whip round of where everyone is. Freya is apparently searching for scrap in piles of garbage...

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And Fury is rummaging through the LADS bin.

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Guilty

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She does however, get to meet the lovely Pheesh!

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I found that the LASSES house was getting very stale and boring so I built a not-so-secret-secret Lab for Calliope...

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She begins by experimenting on Pumpkin's mind! Pumpkin has lost the AMBITIOUS and NATURAL COOK trait and has adopted DAREDEVIL and EVIL!

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There was an influx of Wild Horses in the area today for some reason

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Like, lots of horses!

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An evil Sim needs an evil cat.... We've adopted this lump and named him BoB.

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Speaking of pets, Bubba is out carrying Sir Dancealot through the streets!

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Calliope does an experiment on herself that goes terribly wrong...

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Now she's a crisp.

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But even a crisp gotta eat...

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...and read!

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Pumpkin is fixing the bath that BoB broke!

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Starlet is up to some evil fucking shit man I can smell it. That chair...

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Formalhaut and Jinx aren't really getting along....

Fynn
09-12-2016, 01:01 PM
I am loving all of this so much.

EVIL PUMPKIN!!!

Formalhaut
09-12-2016, 01:14 PM
Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

Night Fury
09-12-2016, 01:18 PM
The great inferno may or may not be a sealed room with many fireplaces and plants....



May or may not be



*shifty*

Fynn
09-12-2016, 01:25 PM
Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

Formalhaut
09-12-2016, 01:57 PM
Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

Unleash your inner animal, Fynn.

Sir Lancealot
09-12-2016, 02:23 PM
Woof.

Fynn
09-12-2016, 02:28 PM
Evil Pumpkin is brilliant. Not sure who to vote for yet, I'll think on it. What is a great inferno anyway?

Also, surprised I'm disliking people in this. Though I suppose me and Jinx didn't get along for like, the first few months of knowing each other so maybe this is a case of truth in video gaming.

So does that mean Disco Fynn is the party animal I never was but always secretly wanted to be?

Unleash your inner animal, Fynn.

My inner animal is a Sylveon and it is very much unleashed.

Jinx
09-12-2016, 03:23 PM
WHAT MAD MAN VOTED FOR GALUF????

Also, fucking Crop, man. Just stand on your front lawn and watch the burglar go into your home.

And of course Bubba is sad the TV is gone, he needs it for seducing Galuf!

That said, I think I'd like to see Matt and Calliope go. Matt hasn't really done anything, and I'd like to see where my relationship with Carny goes. :jokey:

...which is probably why Formy hates me.

Freya
09-12-2016, 03:35 PM
Evil pumpkin xD I like the pets Sir Dancelot is a great name.

Pumpkin
09-12-2016, 03:36 PM
I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

I vote Kaycee :bigsmile:

And Dat Matt too

Formalhaut
09-12-2016, 06:06 PM
I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

Yes but is she 'fixing' them? :plotting:

Throw Night Fury and Dat Matt into the fire. They're my votes.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/012/Screen_Shot_2015-05-12_at_3.31.31_PM.png

Psychotic
09-12-2016, 06:22 PM
tbh I don't know why you didn't give Pumpkin evil from the start. :monster:

Pumpkin
09-12-2016, 06:23 PM
>:[

Night Fury
09-12-2016, 06:25 PM
I like how Evil Pumpkin fixes bathtubs

Yes but is she 'fixing' them? :plotting:

Throw Night Fury and Dat Matt into the fire. They're my votes.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/012/Screen_Shot_2015-05-12_at_3.31.31_PM.png


I like that it was BoB that broke it.

So apt.

Psychotic
09-12-2016, 06:27 PM
>:[PROOF

SMOKING GUN

YOU ALL SAW IT

Pumpkin
09-12-2016, 06:27 PM
Poo head

Jinx
09-12-2016, 06:33 PM
Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

Formalhaut
09-12-2016, 06:37 PM
Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

Someone used the brain imaging scanner to forcibly convert two of her traits. Forget who it was, but she must be evil because she consented to such brain probing. Maybe Pumpkin just wanted to be evil but didn't have the technological access necessary to achieve her goals?

Jinx
09-12-2016, 06:38 PM
Wait, has Pumpkin been given then Evil trait, or is she just such pure malice that she's acting evil on her own accord?

Someone used the brain imaging scanner to forcibly convert two of her traits. Forget who it was, but she must be evil because she consented to such brain probing. Maybe Pumpkin just wanted to be evil but didn't have the technological access necessary to achieve her goals?

Wow, this is some Academia shit right there

Galuf
09-12-2016, 06:39 PM
Woof.

^
Sir Dancealot xD

Night Fury
09-13-2016, 11:26 AM
70451
Alright Matt, me and you, outside, now!

70452
Matt doesn't like where this is going...

70453
The scene is set though! I have Starlet make a phone call to host a BONFIRE PARTY to celebrate the event!

70454
I even set up a disco!

70455
IT BEGINS! WHO WILL DIE?!

70456
The party guests have arrived! They start claiming it's a shit party though because apparently there's no bonfire.

70457
HERE'S YOUR BONFIRE, BITCH.

70458
Lining up for some of the infamous juice keg!

70459
While Calliope and Matt battle against the great inferno!

70460
This is how it appears to the guests!

70461
Getting pretty tense!

70462
Calliope is on damage control.

70463
Oh no! Matt is engulfed!

70464
So, Calliope puts down her extinguisher and puts out the rest of the fires. Leaving Matt to dance it off.

70465
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIYAH

70466
Matt succumbs to the flames...

70467
And now he's just a pile of ash on the ground...

70468
That Calliope sweeps up and puts in the trash. Savage.
70469
Bubba takes a sad shit in the LASSES loos!

70470
And Calliope takes a well earned cold shower....




RIP MATT!

Fynn
09-13-2016, 11:33 AM
:O

Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

Bubba
09-13-2016, 11:48 AM
Just caught up with this!

RIP in peace, Matt.

The chamber of fire is a cracking idea. I have a few work colleagues who I'd like to see try it. I'll suggest it at the next centre meeting.

Formalhaut
09-13-2016, 12:11 PM
:O

Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

I know! I'm glad I'm exempt because of the surprise guest rule, to be honest.

Fynn
09-13-2016, 12:12 PM
:O

Okay, this became really brutal really fast.

I know! I'm glad I'm exempt because of the surprise guest rule, to be honest.

Haha, same

Shauna
09-13-2016, 12:23 PM
rip matt we hardly knew ye because you went to sleep during a party

Jinx
09-13-2016, 02:33 PM
no wonder calliope didn't catch on fire

she's ice cold

Night Fury
09-13-2016, 05:31 PM
Is it too sad, too soon? Stick with me... I have something positively heart-warming coming up!

Fynn
09-13-2016, 05:33 PM
Will there be cake?

Night Fury
09-13-2016, 05:42 PM
70482
Night Fury comforts a sad Crop over the loss of his housemate.

70483
For some reason Sir Dancealot is hanging at a Tavern and can't get down the fucking steps so is STUCK AND DYING.

70484
I have to get Crop to go and carry him down and send him on his way home (which literally takes him ALL DAY - it was that far away, and his legs are so small!)

70485
Bubba and Galuf are on a date to a restaurant!

70486
And the bunk beds are gone...

70487
...So it's time for a makeout session

70488
Carny knows where this is going, he's getting the fuck out.

70489
Yep. They're wooing and hooing all over the place! Limbs everywhere!

70490
Annnnd... apparently zombie arse sticking in the window.

70491
Crop's doing a whip round clean!

70492
And then, of his own accord decides to go hang out in the garden where all the zombies are... Why?!

70493
The next day, Carny goes and pays the lovely Formalhaut a visit.

70494
But the dude is tired...

70495
I said tired, right?

70496
Fucking pass out on the floor level tired...

70497
Which makes him tired of Carny. Aw, not this day fellas!

70498
OI OI NAKED CROP!

70499
Oh my gosh... What is this?!

70500
SQUEEEEE

70501
AHHHHH BUT WHAT WILL HE SAY?!?!?!

70502
HE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!




Get ready guys.

Because tomorrow will be a nice day for a.... White Wedding.

;)

But will it end in Tragedy?

http://cosmouk.cdnds.net/16/13/480x270/gallery-1459257314-steps-tragedy-dance-gif.gif

Fynn
09-13-2016, 05:44 PM
Yay! Congrats Bubba and Galuf!

Jinx
09-13-2016, 05:45 PM
AWWWWWWWW TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

Jinx
09-13-2016, 05:46 PM
Also, now we know why Crop turned into a zombie. He's hanging out with the zombie riff raff. Stop that, Crop!

Bubba
09-13-2016, 06:00 PM
So glad I finally wore you down, Galuf :flirt:

Psychotic
09-13-2016, 06:14 PM
At least put a bow tie on if you're going to propose!

Crop
09-13-2016, 06:17 PM
First time I've posted here but this is so so great. Classic Crop, getting naked. Glad I'm not a zombie now.

Can't wait for the wedding!

Bubba
09-13-2016, 06:25 PM
At least put a bow tie on if you're going to propose!

I did have one on. You just can't tell from the pictures where I tied it...

Loony BoB
09-13-2016, 06:28 PM
White Wedding? Why not RED?

This is all thoroughly amusing. I don't think I've ever seen a bad EoFF Sims. They're just so much fun.

Pumpkin
09-13-2016, 06:42 PM
Aww, how cute :love:

Night Fury
09-13-2016, 06:58 PM
TOMORROW....

70504
70505
70506
70507
70508

Galuf
09-13-2016, 07:00 PM
Wait... did we have a baby already? WHO THE FUCK MADE IT??

Bubba
09-13-2016, 07:01 PM
Baby Bubba!

Night Fury
09-13-2016, 07:01 PM
Baby Bubaluf

Bubba
09-13-2016, 07:02 PM
Baby Galubba!

Fynn
09-13-2016, 07:04 PM
Perhaps NF is using the MPreg mod?

Pumpkin
09-13-2016, 07:04 PM
Bubba just can't stop having babies, no matter which universe he's in

Jinx
09-13-2016, 07:17 PM
TOMORROW....


70506
70507




What the ever loving fuck am I wearing?

Freya
09-14-2016, 04:15 PM
OMg matt is ashes! GALUFxBUBBA! MLT GET TOGETHER WINTER CIDDIES. It's been prophesied now.

Galuf
09-14-2016, 05:13 PM
Be glad I aint showing you our baby. Qll I can tell you is. "He has my hair" from bubba.

Night Fury
09-15-2016, 11:30 AM
Sorry for a lack of updates yesterday, Pheesh and I ended up binge watching pretty much half a season of Orange is the New Black! (no spoilers plz!)

Anyway!


I guess it's time for a WEDDING!

70520
I set the scene in the garden for the Wedding which takes place in a few hours! Doesn't it look pretty?

70521
This is the spot where I intend the two fellas will tie the knot!

70522
But they decide to just go do it by the kitchen door.

70523
Baw, Fury and Smelly Formalhaut are touched!

70525
LOVE IS IN THE AIR! THEY'RE MARRIED!

70524
Starlet has got her goth on!

70526
What is that fucking suit?

70527
I set the lads up in the 'Honeymoon Suite'

70528
Formy whips out a nice guitar for a bit of tuneage!

70529
The lads are just getting down to business.... wink wink!

70530
While the party continues on outside!

70531
Fynn and Pumpkin want to leave.... But they can't. Muahahahhahahaha.

70532
Could romance be on the cards for Crop and Fury or is this just a one night thing?

70533
Calliope and Pumpkin are having a lovely chat.

70534
Aaaaaaaaand Galuf has adopted a baby. Just like that.

70535
Meet little boy Bubaluf!

70536
Meanwhile, things aren't looking too good for our guests.

70537
They're hungry/tired/pissing themselves

70538
And Bubba is just ordering ridiculous amounts of pizza....

Fynn
09-15-2016, 11:42 AM
70530


Why can I see my butt?

Also, yay! Baby Bubaluf!

Night Fury
09-15-2016, 12:20 PM
I believe they are very peachy coloured pants!

70539
Puddles of pee everywhere. Oh these poor sims!

70540
Everyone is hitting the floor left, right, and centre!

70541
They're all arguing....

70542
Slapping...

70543
Fist fighting...

70544
Hitting the floor again! Sorry Carny, but Fury had you.

70545
And she pinned you again!

70546
Freya is in a bad, bad way!

70547
Uh oh.

70548
Oh Carny....

70549
On your ass again.

70550
Fury is on the floor...

70551
And you try it one more time.

70552
It's not looking much better in the disco lounge but at least nobody is fighting...

70553
Oh the puddles.... The STENCH

70554
Where the hell did they come from?!

70555
Maybe it's time I set them free...

70556
I mean, this has been about 5 days now it's really not very humane.

Formalhaut
09-15-2016, 12:24 PM
It's been five days and you didn't give them access to a shower!?

Fynn
09-15-2016, 12:27 PM
Carny is just rustling everybody's jimmies for some reason, it seems.

Bubba
09-15-2016, 01:17 PM
Carny is just rustling everybody's jimmies for some reason, it seems.

Haha, and getting his arse handed to him!

This is exactly how I want my wedding to go in real life. Though Formy, you could have showered.

Crop is the most chilled out member there. Even after his fight with Carny he just casually grabs a plate of food and stands there scoffing.

Night Fury
09-15-2016, 01:23 PM
I really don't know where he got them either? I was trying to starve them!

Formalhaut
09-15-2016, 01:45 PM
[QUOTE=Fynn;3635030]
This is exactly how I want my wedding to go in real life. Though Formy, you could have showered.

I was not the only one guilty of poor hygiene thank you very much! :p

Night Fury
09-15-2016, 04:36 PM
Tomorrow....


Someone DIES!


And what the SMURF is this?!


70558

Pumpkin
09-15-2016, 04:39 PM
I hope this is like those shows where they introduce someone new just to kill them off

Fynn
09-15-2016, 04:41 PM
Wow. Bubaluf is a ginger. Who'd have thought?


I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Bubba
09-15-2016, 04:48 PM
Fun fact: Real life Baby Bubba came into the world looking like a ginger. It has since changed to a light brown.

Huh, I guess that fact wasn't particularly fun after all.

Jinx
09-15-2016, 05:02 PM
That child is wearing a ginger Trump wig.

sharkythesharkdogg
09-15-2016, 05:41 PM
Maybe, but I bet that kid already has a larger vocabulary.

Formalhaut
09-15-2016, 06:45 PM
I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

Mr. Carnelian
09-15-2016, 07:21 PM
I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

Hey, I've got skills! I've stabbed someone in the head with a pencil, remember. Don't underestimate me. :stare:

Night Fury
09-21-2016, 08:42 AM
Sorry for a lack of activity, gang! I got a wee bit burnt out and had a bit of a sad weekend. I'm back now though! Here is the very long awaited post! I will go now, to the Sims 3 to collect more precious storylines for you all! :heart:


70586
FREEEEEE

70587
I guess I should just let everybody go or something. Starving a group of Sims takes FAR TOO LONG.

70588
But they don't leave, they just hang around - keep dropping over. WTF. GO HOME! (Stockholm Syndrome?)

70589
Ahh yes, nap it off Crop!

70590
Carny is straight over to his favourite spot, the seedy club!

70591
And then he's off for a sleeparoo too!

70592
Aww, so cute!

70593
OH NO! CARNY WENT TO BED WITHOUT SUPPER AND HAS DIIIIIIIED

70594
Look at him :(

70595
RIP Carny Sim.

70596
Ginny Tonic called to see if Crop would like a date. He accepted. This is getting weirdly meta...

70597
Since a Sim died, and since babies are boring. I aged Bubaluf to toddler and this is what came out.

70598
Sir Dancealot is trying to scratch the ugly from that child from his eyes...

Aulayna
09-21-2016, 12:30 PM
Ginny Tonic & Crop, I don't even!

Formalhaut
09-21-2016, 01:25 PM
Wow, guess that massive dose of free will didn't prevent Carny from not feeding himself.

Seriously though, death by starvation is stupidly hard to actually achieve, given how long it takes to get to that point. Just have some freaking cereal man!

I am mildly upset at my Sim Boyfriend's death, I must admit. Now who will dance at the seedy club!

Bubba
09-21-2016, 01:46 PM
Don't worry, Bubaluf will be a teenager before long... dancing around a load of corpses.

Crop
09-21-2016, 03:25 PM
If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

Bubba
09-21-2016, 10:22 PM
If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

You could have sex with yourself!

Though I suppose that's pretty much already a daily occurrence for you.

Loony BoB
09-21-2016, 10:46 PM
Carny is all "Ugh, went to an EoFF party and they didn't feed me supper. Awful party, no comms. I could just die."

Night Fury
09-22-2016, 10:41 AM
Got a bit of a bumper update today! Hold onto your pants!



70605
The lasses are chilling at the park!

70606
Oooh, eye candy yassssss mawma.

70607
Wtf?

70608
WTF?! (I looked at the interaction queue and this is apparently a 'juiced kiss' which I guess is Sim Slang for drunk lipstick lesbianing)

70609
Yeah, just a drunken smooch!

70610
PUMPKIN JUST JOINED THE POLITICAL CAREER!

70611
Back at home now, and Calliope and Freya are busting some moves. Starlet is doing something also.

70612
Fury is off to the Lads to see her.... boyfriend!

70613
OI OIIIIII! But does she know he went on a date with Ginny Tonic?!

70614
Wow, apparently Lucius Malfoy works as a maid for the Lads...

70615
Erm, weird fucking glitch.

70616
Fury pulled a guitar out of somewhere..

70617
Pumpkin is getting dat Charisma up!

70618
Date time for Fury and Crop!

70619
They're off for a fancy dinner!




Things get weird after this.

Like, real fucking weird.

Fynn
09-22-2016, 10:46 AM
I see the prospect of a date is not enough to keep Crop's mind off of mourning Carny

Night Fury
09-22-2016, 10:54 AM
70620
For some reason, Starlet had ONE PLATE OF WAFFLES and is now... fat?!

70621
The same happened to Fury on her date with Crop. He's still a little skinny bitch though.... Riiiiight.

70622
The dishwasher is broke, better call for repairs!

70623
Yasss, fix that washer!

70624
Annnnnd Starlet starts flirting with the repair girl!

70625
BoB the cat is attacking Freya!

70626
Fury and Starlet need to work out.

70627
Under the power of the full moon, Starlet is trying to plant one on a poor Galuf!

70628
BoB the cat is stealing the leftovers!

70629
Fury has just started a book called 'Battle Gnomes'. Fascinating stuff!

70630
Freya is at it with Galuf now, but he's a COMMITTED MARRIED MAN!

70631
And his child is feral...

70632
Like, seriously feral...

70633
SMURFING FERAL EVIL CHILD!

70634
Whoopsie, Freya!

70635
Oh wow, just gonna leave your mess huh?

70636
Rock, paper, scissors is the new flirting method.

70637
Galuf just fully broke the toilet.

70638
And he rejected Freya's advances yet again. All these women, pawing at him today!

70639
"FIIIINE. I GUESS I'LL FIX IT!"

Fynn
09-22-2016, 10:56 AM
Girls, he's just not that into you

Pumpkin
09-22-2016, 01:38 PM
Oh politics, my dream career :|

Seems pretty accurate that women eat one thing and get fat, while men can eat whatever and be just fine

Night Fury
09-22-2016, 01:39 PM
Oh politics, my dream career :|

Seems pretty accurate that women eat one thing and get fat, while men can eat whatever and be just fine

I have no idea why this happened? I can't believe it :lol: Especially considering they had all recently NOT eaten. It was just weird, and only happened to Fury and Starlet. Probably a glitch!

Loony BoB
09-22-2016, 01:45 PM
Had to do my best not to laugh out loud at work when I saw feral child eating at the table.

Shauna
09-22-2016, 02:09 PM
Should have guessed that the offspring of Bubba and Galuf would be a monster.

Fynn
09-22-2016, 02:50 PM
Yeah, that kid's gonna be fun next time a full moon comes.

Formalhaut
09-22-2016, 04:06 PM
Oh goodness everyone is getting so romantic in the house... which when you compare to the T.V show, makes sense.

Bubba
09-23-2016, 11:45 AM
HANDS OFF MY MAN, GIRLS!!

Jinx
10-25-2016, 09:38 PM
bump