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Freya
09-26-2016, 05:00 PM
70659Hello, I'm professor Freya and welcome to Class of Random Topic! Today we'll be learning about different things that I've put on a syllabus. Don't worry class, There are no dumb questions! So if you have a question, please feel free to ask!


What is your dumb question to prove that there are, in fact, dumb questions to ask to your professor?

Psychotic
09-26-2016, 05:17 PM
Why is there a ridge between my nose and mouth?

Galuf
09-26-2016, 05:23 PM
"Why are you sleeping cat?"

(Maybe I read the qiestion wrong but whatever)

Freya
09-26-2016, 07:31 PM
Why is there a ridge between my nose and mouth?
It's there to catch your boogers of course.


"Why are you sleeping cat?"

(Maybe I read the qiestion wrong but whatever)

I'm an animagus

Galuf
09-26-2016, 08:04 PM
Sounds like some name of a boss thats a mage.

ANI MAGUS

qwertysaur
09-26-2016, 09:02 PM
How much organic unsalted butter do I need to fit 36 pygmy elephants into a cement mixer?

What happens when you put a toaster in a vat of raisin pudding? (After you eat the toast of course. :p)

Is it illegal to stab snow people with potatoes?

Why does my flight to Hawaii from Florida have a layover in Alaska?

If you hit your crush with a fish that you kissed and it hits their mouth, does that count as a successful first or just make you a weirdo?

Do colorless green ideals sleep furiously?

Which do you prefer, a bucket of eels that all have little otter pictures around their necks, or otters that are in a bucket made out of live eels?

Is it sad that I actually know the answer to one of these questions? Can you guess which one it is?

Aerith's Knight
09-26-2016, 10:24 PM
Can helicopters fly upside down?

Freya
09-27-2016, 03:56 PM
How much organic unsalted butter do I need to fit 36 pygmy elephants into a cement mixer?
8


What happens when you put a toaster in a vat of raisin pudding? (After you eat the toast of course. :p)
Electric shock still.


Is it illegal to stab snow people with potatoes?
Yes. We have good relations with the snow people, don't screw it up. IT could put our ambassador in danger.


Why does my flight to Hawaii from Florida have a layover in Alaska?
For the bears.


If you hit your crush with a fish that you kissed and it hits their mouth, does that count as a successful first or just make you a weirdo?
You're a weirdo.


Do colorless green ideals sleep furiously?
Sure.


Which do you prefer, a bucket of eels that all have little otter pictures around their necks, or otters that are in a bucket made out of live eels?
Otters eat eels so if they're in a bucket made of eels then they'll just be eating away! NOM


Is it sad that I actually know the answer to one of these questions? Can you guess which one it is?
The eel one?

Those were some dumb questions though, Good job!


Can helicopters fly upside down?

No, sadly they can't. Some can roll for some time which allows them to be upside down for a bit but no. No they can't

Psychotic
09-27-2016, 04:01 PM
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Formalhaut
09-27-2016, 04:05 PM
What's that smell?

Psychotic
09-27-2016, 04:11 PM
What's that smell?My eyes are open.

Colonel Angus
09-27-2016, 08:21 PM
Who won the debate?