View Full Version : There's a Spooky Epidemic..

Night Fury
10-06-2016, 11:46 AM
Of weird clown attacks. They're spreading across the globe now!


They've been spotted in Newcastle and Edinburgh in the UK now, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they descend onto Australia!

What are your thoughts on this? Have YOU seen a clown?

A clown has been shot (https://www.dailyfinesser.com/fort-wayne-man-dressed-clown-shot-head-condition-critical/) in one of these pranks too...

EDIT: A clown in Michigan has attacked a young boy with a butter knife... (http://www.nbcnews.com/video/clown-attacks-michigan-boy-779683907704)

10-06-2016, 11:51 AM
I honestly never understood why people get so freaked out by clowns. This is just silly.

Night Fury
10-06-2016, 11:52 AM
I'm not too bothered by clowns, really. But if I was walking home and it was dark and there was one at the end of the street, with a knife visible. Yeah I'd probably be a bit scared.

10-06-2016, 12:36 PM

Clowns are horrifying, I don't understand how people can not think they're a tall glass of nope.

10-06-2016, 12:58 PM
Clowns/Jesters, I just don't get it (sarcasm).




10-06-2016, 01:01 PM
If you have children, please be careful about this, not to try and spread fear or anxiety or anything, but I heard that they try and lure children, and try and take them in a nearby forest.

10-06-2016, 10:12 PM
Fuck this, Sterling Heights is waaaaaaaaay too fucking close!

10-06-2016, 10:39 PM
The things people do for attention.

10-06-2016, 11:23 PM
I have a feeling that the whole Clown thing has to do with šItš.

10-07-2016, 10:52 AM
It's really stupid and I won't be running away if one of them started chasing me. I'd probably bop them on their plastic nose.

Speaking of IT, I didn't realise they're remaking it for release next year. Mike from Stranger Things is playing beep beep Richie Tozier.

10-13-2016, 07:25 AM
buncha thugs doing this round here too
so dumb

bet you they think they're hilarious and after that go watch family guy in their mom's basement drinking pepsi one and ordering a pizza and that's the highlight of their month

10-13-2016, 02:49 PM
Scotlands safe. Everyones so crazy that the clowns wouldnt dare come close.
even the skinniest runt of a scotsman is not to be taken lightly.

(well except some *cough*)

besides. if you pray to Ronald Mcdonald. your safe.

if you go against him... well.... bye bye

10-14-2016, 01:09 PM
I have a feeling that the whole Clown thing has to do with šItš.

Nupe, it's happening since 2014, it first started in France.