The Super Bowl

[Bubba]

Patriots v Falcons

Who are you going with?

[Scruffington]

F the Pats.

I had a perfect record of 7-0 in cheering for the winning team in every Super Bowl I watched before they beat the Seahawks at Super Bowl XLIX.

[Squall Leonhart Loire]

Whatever... I'm a weeaboo who doesn't watch the Super Bowl

[Bubba]

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GO FALCONS

[Slothy]

https://youtu.be/r1QthkJVqDI

Quite a bit of swearing so watch at your own risk. Basically how I feel about the super bowl this year. :exdee:

[Del Murder]

Yeah. Go Falcons.

[charliepanayi]

Prediction: Patriots 24 Falcons 17 (they're not playing their SB Kryptonite in Eli and the Giants after all)

I'm a little torn over what I want to happen. Most of me wants Atlanta to stuff Tom Brady and his stupid MAGA cap, but there's a Patriots fan where I work who is very nice and a staunch Democrat and she probably needs the pick-me-up at the moment. It would be good if it was as exciting and down to the wire as all of Brady and the Patriots' Super Bowls have been anyway.

[Crop]

When I was travelling the States a few years back, I met a Patriots fan and promised her that I'd support them if she supported Man Utd. We've both been true to our word.

So go Pats!

[Del Murder]

Cool to see some of the Hamilton cast singing America the Beautiful!

Also, seeing Bush Sr. being wheeled out there to a tremendous ovation really makes you miss the simpler times.

[Bubba]

Freeman early shout for MVP.

Great stuff so far!

[Del Murder]

Hoo, Patriots getting spanked right now.

[Bubba]

This is beautiful.

[charliepanayi]

On the one hand, I'd prefer a closer game. On the other hand, Tom Brady throwing a pick six HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Del Murder]

Hey Patriots, there's a Super Bowl going on right now. You should really check it out.

[Bubba]

The Patriots are winning by electoral yards though

[Del Murder]

You're right, they've been really strong on getting yards in the middle of the field. Not so much on the coasts.

[Del Murder]

Brady just Tweeted from the sidelines that most of Atlanta's points were scored by illegal immigrants and he's launching an investigation.

[Del Murder]

Apparently Brady is taking it easy on them because he feels sorry for all the rampant crime and poverty that exists in Atlanta. SO SAD!

[Bubba]

I'm so happy right now

[Bubba]

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[Del Murder]

Apparently Trump is watching the game right now. He saw Brady get sacked so many times that he wondered which department President Obama had appointed him to.

[Bubba]

It's almost complete...

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[Del Murder]

Brady's latest Tweet is now accusing Radical Islamic Terrorists of hacking the scoreboard. Fortunately, he knows a few Russians who can help him fix the problem.

[Del Murder]

What's with guys named Ryan dropping the ball for their team?

[charliepanayi]

If the Falcons don't score here we're all going to start getting very nervous!

[Bubba]

Nah, eight points is still too much.

[charliepanayi]

Are you sure?! They'd still have to make the conversion if they get the TD, mind you.

[Bubba]

Nope. Not any more.

What. A. Catch.

[Bubba]

I do not smurfing believe this.

[Del Murder]

Belichick called Trump for some advice. I guess it worked out for them, but that's probably not what Trump meant when he said 'make sure the white guy gets it'.

[charliepanayi]

I hate Brady, but whatever the result here, he must be the GOAT

[Bubba]

What a game.

Brady is a :bou::bou::bou::bou: but he can play hand egg really well.

Congrats Pats.

[Del Murder]

All silliness aside, that was a damn fine comeback by Brady and the Patriots. I should have known they would have won, but Nate Silver had them only at a 34% chance.

[Bubba]

No-one comes close as a quarterback now. He's out on his own.

Political opinion aside, he is a tremendous athlete.

[Scruffington]

I hate the Patriots and all Patriots fans with every being in my body. What a shitty game.

[charliepanayi]

Astonishing stuff. God knows how Atlanta come back from this game. In fact, here's a message for them:


https://youtu.be/WA11gnz9eBA?t=75

[Scruffington]

At least when Brady retires, he'll be taking a large chunk of his shitty Pats fanbase with him. Football will get more interesting to watch as well.

I'm going to enjoy watching the Patriots lose.

[charliepanayi]

Only Eli and the Giants can beat Tom Brady in a SB, this is the proof!

[Pheesh]

Greatest. Game. Ever.

I have absolutely no voice. I started drinking at 6am this morning. I had to put up with three quarters worth of my asshole friends dancing in front of me. I didn't think anything could be as sweet as that Malcolm Butler interception in the 2015 superbowl but this definitely topped it.

[Bubba]

Greatest. Game. Ever.

I have absolutely no voice. I started drinking at 6am this morning. I had to put up with three quarters worth of my asshole friends dancing in front of me. I didn't think anything could be as sweet as that Malcolm Butler interception in the 2015 superbowl but this definitely topped it.

Racist

[Scruffington]

Greatest. Game. Ever.

I have absolutely no voice. I started drinking at 6am this morning. I had to put up with three quarters worth of my asshole friends dancing in front of me. I didn't think anything could be as sweet as that Malcolm Butler interception in the 2015 superbowl but this definitely topped it.

Not even close to the greatest game ever. This game was a complete blowout until the Falcons had a fourth quarter meltdown. Super Bowl XLII was far more entertaining than this garbage.

F the Pats.

[Pheesh]

Greatest. Game. Ever.

I have absolutely no voice. I started drinking at 6am this morning. I had to put up with three quarters worth of my asshole friends dancing in front of me. I didn't think anything could be as sweet as that Malcolm Butler interception in the 2015 superbowl but this definitely topped it.

Not even close to the greatest game ever. This game was a complete blowout until the Falcons had a fourth quarter meltdown. Super Bowl XLII was far more entertaining than this garbage.

F the Pats.

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[Scruffington]

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Have fun bandwagoning another team in a few years when the Pats are hot garbage. You Masshole sports "fans" don't know the first thing about being a real sports fan.

[Pheesh]

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Have fun bandwagoning another team in a few years when the Pats are hot garbage. You Masshole sports "fans" don't know the first thing about being a real sports fan.

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[Scruffington]

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This is why no one likes the Patriots or their fans. Come talk to me again when you've grown up and supported a team when they're losing. Seeya.

[Pheesh]

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This is why no one likes the Patriots or their fans. Come talk to me again when you've grown up and supported a team when they're losing. Seeya.

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[chionos]

Worst thing I've ever seen. Absolutely disgusting. Poor Atlanta.

[Scruffington]

Worst thing I've ever seen. Absolutely disgusting. Poor Atlanta.

Agreed. Atlanta sports teams have been through a lot. Really feel for them.

I think this game ending in OT is one of the reasons why I don't care as much about football. There's no chance for the opposing team to get an attempt at offense if the coinflip winning team gets a TD. A coinflip literally decides the game.

[charliepanayi]

Yeah, the coinflip thing is stupid, though I'm not sure Atlanta would have been able to respond anyway, they looked utterly broken by the end of regulation.

[Night Fury]

Lady Gaga was the real winner.

[Bubba]

Lady Gaga was the real winner.

Fucking ridiculous.

Singing and trapeze-artistry is multi-tasking on another level.

[Freya]

So I stayed and watched til the half and was like "Oh falcons got this, Saw Gaga, she's fab, time to go home."

Get home and falcons did not have it. damn patriots.

[Scruffington]

Yeah, the coinflip thing is stupid, though I'm not sure Atlanta would have been able to respond anyway, they looked utterly broken by the end of regulation.

It's kind of irrelevant if they would have done anything or not considering they never got a fair crack at it.

Football has the worst OT ruleset of any major sport. Hockey begins sudden death OT with a neutral faceoff at center ice. Soccer has two 15-minute OT periods regardless if a team scores or not. Baseball has both teams play out their innings until one wins. Basketball has a jump ball to start, and the game continues if both teams are tied at the end of OT. By comparison, football's OT rules are terrible.

Oh well. Back to not caring about football and watching better sports (hockey).

[Bri]

Ugh smurfing Patriots won. Good game Falcons, was hoping they'd win.

[Cell]

The Falcons absolutely blew it, bottled it when the Patriots starting getting their act together.

[maybee]

I know that this is about American Footy and everything, but BOY, does the name " The Super Bowl " make me crave a giant bowl of cereal.

:jess:

[charliepanayi]

Two Patriots players have said they won't accept an invite to the White House. See, the Patriots aren't all bad!

[PaperNinja]

Was going for Atlanta in this one (obviously) :P

Thought they had it. I mean, 28 3 right? I can't even.

[Cell]

Teams seem to do daft things when in great positions in the Super Bowl, the Pats just seem to rise to the challenge every time (sadly).

I'm waiting for the triumphant Bears Superbowl run in 2018.

[PaperNinja]

Yes! Come on Bears. For former glory!

[escobert]

Teams seem to do daft things when in great positions in the Super Bowl, the Pats just seem to rise to the challenge every time (sadly).

I'm waiting for the triumphant Bears Superbowl run in 2018.





Yes! Come on Bears. For former glory!

YES! Bri and I are Bear fans! Bear Down!





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This is why no one likes the Patriots or their fans. Come talk to me again when you've grown up and supported a team when they're losing. Seeya.

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This is spot on. My FB was nothing but "smurf YOU HATERS!" "smurf YOU NFL!" and trout like that. You won, great, no need to rub it into everyone's face.